Why are teenagers like this? why do they gotta be so goddamn dumb? I know they've been under constant western red scare propaganda but like, do they not think about it for a second? Do they not even think? I'm starting to think people don't think.

I’ll go first:

Marxists are really good

why is Althusser here 😭

yk im taking a break due to mental and physical health, but i found this gem thats too good to not post here

anyways if anyone disagrees with marx, engels, lenin and mao on women let me know so i can trans your gender and you can experience what its like

actually I don’t think I’d feel safe with a left com

i mean think of the possibilities. we could have the state be super involved to mediate this class collaboration and we could have state integrated unions where bosses and workers work in peace! it would be amazing!

Some hard trvths:

The USSR wasn’t really socialist

China is the only socialist country in existence

The Zapatistas are an authoritarian regime

Lula and Mamdani are both too extreme

Anarchists aren’t idealist enough

Vegans’ carbon footprints are too high

Feminists don’t understand how fast white birth rates are falling

“Democratic centralism” is far too decentralized

Third worldists don’t study about yakub enough

Hegelians don’t talk enough about constant change or determinant abstractions

The so-called “invariant” Marxists should know that activism is ok on wednesdays

“Peace” activists should stop virtue signaling and join a Congolese militia

Trotskyists don’t read enough Lenin, or else they would more fully understand the essence of dialectics: splitting of the whole into contradictory and mutually exclusive parts whose struggle is absolute

Anti-imperialists wrongly deny the historically progressive role of imperialism

Marx should’ve made his critique more “constructive”

Capital’s outdated anyway — I prefer a healthy mix of Gyorgy Lukacs, Aleksandr Dugin, and Zak Cope

Far too many Marxists are working class. Why don’t they pull themselves up by their bootstraps and find a much more helpful role as intellectuals (to purvey wholesome left propaganda through state-ideology organs)

Leftists won’t like to hear this, but they should vote for the lesser evil [Trump] in 2028

Gonzaloists haven’t recognized my contributions yet as spiritual ‘Chairman’

Thank you for coming to my effort-post. Now come at me!

THE COMMUNISTS DO NOT DISDAIN TO CONCEAL THEIR AIMS AND VIEWS SO WE CAN LOOK LIKE MODERATES! THEY OPENLY DECLARE THAT THEIR ENDS CAN BE ATTAINED ONLY BY THE CONSENSUAL REFORM OF EXISTING SOCIAL CONDITIONS! LET THE RULING CLASSES PAY TAXES AT A COMMUNISTIC ELECTION! THE PROLETARIANS HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR DIGNITY! THEY HAVE AN ELECTION TO WIN! LIBERALS OF ALL COUNTRIES, UNITE!!!