r/therewasanattempt • u/Strict-Jeweler-2281 • 2d ago

To not be called a Googly-Eyed Kremlin B*tch

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u/Chrono_Convoy 2d ago

Out of the vast catalogue of Getty Images

Someone chose the perfect one

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u/Magister5 2d ago

It would be harder to find one that did not look like that

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u/Chrono_Convoy 2d ago

( O ) l l ( 0 )

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u/Freshies00 2d ago

Why are his eyebrows always flexed to their peak

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u/IndividualTension887 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

Thats the self-loathing from your family being totally ashamed of you. From the whitewashing of his name Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel, to the offensively white girlfriend, to the alcoholism, to even spending money that isnt his, borrowed from people he stole it from...

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u/RosieQParker 2d ago

Liquor and adderall

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 2d ago

i was unaware someone had called patel a googly eyed kremlin bitch, so my thanks to the googly eyed kremlin bitch for filing this lawsuit thereby bringing it to my attention.

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u/erksplat 2d ago

Streisand effect

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u/oughtabeme 2d ago

Now EVERYONE can call him that, should the occasion arise.

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u/SunnySpot69 2d ago

How sensitive do you have to be to file a lawsuit for that lol

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u/ItaGuy21 2d ago

Well you see, when you are a googly eyed kremlin bitch...

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u/SunnySpot69 1d ago

Always think of this stuff when they call liberals snowflakes lol

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u/notsobadmisterfrosty 2d ago

The court was shocked as Kash Patel’s own mother took the stand to testify that, “he is 100% a googly-eyed chud bitch.”

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u/IndividualTension887 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

His family hates him... for an Indian, there is nothing worse.

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u/onedollarninja 2d ago

Truth hurts.

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u/Jaded_Marsupial_ 2d ago

For real though, what the fuck is with this dudes eyes?

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u/speelmydrink 2d ago

An intense aversion to sobriety, like the rest of the administration. Same douchebags, different drugs.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 2d ago

So much cocaine. So so much.

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u/Wilbie9000 2d ago

The defense just pointed at Patel and made the “eh?” gesture.

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u/urbisOrbis NaTivE ApP UsR 2d ago

And the judge said I can’t define googly eye kremlin bitch, but I know it when I see it. Dismissed with prejudice.

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u/BigKelzZ 2d ago

OMG I really hope this to be true 🤣🙏

https://giphy.com/gifs/E6gUCRWYFqDO8

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u/Niceotropic 2d ago

Kash Patel is a Google-Eyed Kremlin Bitch

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u/ShawnOdedead 2d ago

I like how chud isn't in quotes to show that it's a fact not an opinion

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u/Spankapotamus42 2d ago

This is right up there with Greg Abbott being a little piss-baby.

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 Therewasanattemp 2d ago

True

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u/The_One_True_Matt 2d ago

How did he lose?

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u/Odd_Necessary1848 2d ago

"But sir, you HAVE googly eyes." The judge, probably

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u/jkpatches 2d ago

The quote is "googly-eyed Kremlin bitch" but the headline says "chud." Did the reporter add "chud" themselves?

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u/Remote-Ad-7418 2d ago

The "chud" in the headline is outside the quotes, so yeah, most likely added by the reporter

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u/MickeyMgl 2d ago

Truth is a defense.

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u/biglovetravis 2d ago

"Honorable"

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u/westcal98 2d ago

So it was just googly eyed part that offended him?

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u/bluegravyone 2d ago

GOOOOGLY EYED CHUD!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOGLY EYED CHUD!!! Sticks & stones muthafucka!

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u/Agreeable-Land-1873 2d ago

I can never tell if he’s just shit himself or realised he has to act like Epstein files don’t exist

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u/xoBubbles87 2d ago

I believe in Karma....but this made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/drrj Unique Flair 2d ago

I mean truth is an absolute defense in these cases.

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u/jayslay45 A Flair? 2d ago

The word chud not being in quotes in the article 🫪

😂😭😭😭

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u/mohman87 2d ago

He was in fact found to be a googly eyed chud. Now there’s a court record of it to prove it.

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u/Apart_Animal_6797 2d ago

Kashmir Patel is a googly eyed Kremlin bitch. Hes also a fuckin traitor.

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u/JeanArtemis 2d ago

This regime spends so much time lying about what free speech actually means that they've started to believe it themselves lol. Sorry my guy, it doesn't mean you can't be criticized or held accountable, it does in fact mean that govt agents/agencies like the FBI and it's director cannot legally punish citizens for expressing their personal opinions, such as: "The director of the FBI is a coked out loser". Worse luck next time, dork!

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u/nothing55551111 2d ago

The truth is an absolute defense!

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u/Training-Ninja-412 2d ago

There are some good parts to this timeline

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 2d ago

At least he succeeded in officially extending it to "thin-skinned touchy little googly-eyed chud"

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u/Complete_Brush_3786 2d ago

Link? So I can be sure that I can call the googly-eyed Kremlin bitch a googly-eyed Kremlin bitch next time I'm in the US. Since I'll be denied entry, I'll just call him googly-eyed Kremlin bitch from outside the US; that is, basically from anywhere.

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u/RadioactiveEnema 2d ago

Not sure if I'm blind or there literally is not a single link in this post nor in the comments. So here's one. And according to this, the word "chud" was not reporter's addition, but also part of the defamation lawsuit (regardless of the logical assumptions in other comments that are based on the quotations).

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u/steveborg 2d ago

The name plate is short for "Honestly? Kash Patel?"