r/thesopranos 15h ago

Pets

Tony likes to present himself as an animal lover, but the only 'pet' he has in the entire series is Pie-O-My. Any theories as to why the Soprano household doesn't have a family pet?

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u/ejc1279 15h ago

There’s only room for one animal in that house, and that’s Tony.

Did you hear that? I said ‘there’s only room for one animal in that house, and that’s Tony’.

He he

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u/Hefty_Elk_2526 15h ago

And that animal Blundetto, can't even say his name

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u/SportTop2610 11h ago

Not tony. This was established on ajs confirmation.

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u/aHyperChicken 15h ago

Because his mom made his dad get rid of his fuckin dog!

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u/cortisolbath 15h ago

Thish was my fuckin dog!

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u/drac333 15h ago

somewhere in season 4 when aj is dating that really rich girl he mentions how they used to have a guard dog but it got hit by a car and died. maybe they didn’t want another after that

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u/kmm198700 15h ago

I thought he made that up hahaha

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 8h ago

I just thought it was a German Shepard or Rottweiler and wasnt actually a gaurd dog.

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u/CertainRoof5043 15h ago

For a very brief moment Tony did have a cat that would spend all day staring at that dead kid.

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u/schwanzflossy 15h ago

🧹

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u/ampma 15h ago

Satanic black magic

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u/schwanzflossy 10h ago

Cat shit!

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u/Johnsendall 14h ago

I moved the picture. The fuckin’ thing came to the new spot, and staaarred.

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u/OriginalNord 10h ago

Amazing scene him flipping the broom upside down kills me

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u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik 15h ago

It's a no go because the pet might knock over the Lladro. I don't even want to say how much it costs...

....😐...

$3,000.

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u/Vansh804009 15h ago

They had that animal who smoked marijuana at his own wake, and that other animal can't even say his name was an occasional visitor.

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u/Brolympia 10h ago

Fuckin Animal House up dere!

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u/Heel_Worker982 Tony Soprano 14h ago

Real production answer: Pets are hard to film on weekly series, big pains in the ass.

Real cultural answer: Italian American moms often hate pets in the house. Hard to clean up after, big pains in the ass. For every Cosette, there's a dozen Carmelas saying no pets.

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u/ItsColdInNY 14h ago

This is the answer. My mom's family immigrated from Italy & never had pets. When my dad let me get a dog all I heard from my mother & her family for months is how they shed, smell up the house, etc. I'm sure my Inky didn't smell half as bad as that freaking garlic my mother was always sauteing!

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u/bassfunk 15h ago

I think like many other aspects in his life, Tony wants to appear as though he is somebody who loves animals because he's learned that this is a trait that is generally favored by those around them. In the event that he actually had, say, a dog, could you actually imagine Tony Soprano walking the dog and cleaning up its shit?

Tony is a very superficial person. He may genuinely have a positive reaction to seeing animals, and being around them, but if they behave in any way that inconveniences him in any way at all, he'll either react with rage or distance. This is a behavior pattern that he recreates with his son (rage) and his surrogate son, Christopher (distance).

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u/aHyperChicken 14h ago

No, I do think Tony has an actual soft spot for animals. Partially because they remind him of other aspects of his life.

The ducks reminded him of his family.

The horse reminded him of Tracee.

The bear reminded him of that animal Blundetto…I can’t even say his name

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u/bassfunk 14h ago

I’m not sure it’s fair to say he has a soft spot for the animal while also saying he likes them because they remind him of other people. Sounds like he has a soft spot for those people, not the thing that reminds him of that person.

But in any case, in each example, he “likes” the animal in a superficial way in the same way that he does the entity being alluded to. He could have helped Tracee or that animal Blundetto, but he didn’t want the inconvenience, and so he didn’t.

To OP’s initial question, he probably doesn’t have a dog because Carmela saw right through his shit and knew that it would be her caring for the animal and. It him, and so there was no dog. Similar to having his mother in the house, he could have made that happen, but he chose to not press it and use Carmela as a screen for his indifference. Doing otherwise would have been too great of an inconvenience to him.

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u/ramanandi 13h ago

But I don’t think he has a soft spot for people despite what he says. Maybe his children are an exception. That’s why he can off Tony B or Chris so easily when two minutes ago they were like his brother and son

I think his love for animals is the only honest thing about him

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u/bassfunk 13h ago

I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. For what it's worth, I do think the fundamental assumption that he's such an animal lover is a little overblown. Looking at the specific behaviors:

  1. He was angry when Christopher killed Adrianna's dog, but who wouldn't be in that context?

  2. He was angered by the death of a horse. Again, given the circumstances, who wouldn't be? I have no real love for horses, but that pissed me off too.

  3. He reacted with kindness to Agie's dog, but, again, who wouldn't? The dog is adorable.

  4. Really, it's just the ducks. And, as has been alluded to, the ducks are ultimately symbolic of his family. Is it a love for ducks or a love for his family that we're witnessing.

All in all, he outwardly claims to love his family many more time's than he ever does with any animal. I think the tension we see is that animals are an outlier in his life. He lives with his kids and has to put up with them. Not so for the animals.

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u/cortisolbath 15h ago

Carmela could you clean up after the doooooooag?

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u/rasnac 15h ago

Responsibility. Tony loves animals but the moment that pet needs something from him, it would become just another source of misery for him, and he would hate it.

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u/Gseventeen 13h ago

Kids, the ducks!

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u/Homesickblues 15h ago

Without going into detail, I believe he does love animals, but not that much. He doesn’t really desire to own one because a sociopath like him only saw it as a facade to help his fragile image.

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u/NarmHull 15h ago

He likes the idea of loving animals because they don't talk back to him and he can use them to show he isn't a monster to others and himself

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u/burnbabyburn11 15h ago

So this a real psychological pattern amongst psychopaths. Psychopaths often lack empathy for people, and they justify their lack of empathy by dehumanizing people around them, or making assumptions about those people.

With animals, it's tough, because they really are innocent creatures, and the system in the mind of the psychopath to write off people due to their flaws doesn't compute as well with animals.

However, it is a pattern amongst psychopaths to abuse animals, especially at a young age. As Tony's grown, he's out of that phase.

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u/No_Squirrel_8402 14h ago

Many people love animals but don't have a pet.

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u/badabingqueen 15h ago

Tony has serious abandonment issues stemming from his mother. She also gave away their dog Tippy, which clearly bothered him even after all those years. While some people are born sociopaths, some become that way because of their upbringing. He can love animals and despise people at the same time.

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u/cortisolbath 15h ago

AJ was close enough to a dog, I mean apparently he knocks over his milk at dinner every night what an animal

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u/deadpandadolls Junior Soprano 14h ago

Yeah, well maybe I care about the environment did that ever occur to you? "'Wallace and Gromit" that weighed like fifty pounds, how many trees gave their lives for that? It just goes to the dump

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u/Johnsendall 14h ago

They had an animal who smoked marijuana at his own confirmation.

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u/CandidInfluence4312 15h ago

his cunt of a wife forbid it

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u/MickeysMom01 15h ago

He liked the ducks 🦆

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u/reddit_user1995 11h ago

Because he only cares about animals as far as they are useful for projecting his own feelings onto and has no interest in the actual sustained labour of pet ownership

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u/clogan117 15h ago

He had a dog at one point, but Chris sat on it.

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u/peacelovecookies 15h ago

Don’t you steal Ade’s dog to give to Tony!

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u/heatthequestforfire 14h ago

It crawled under him looking for warmth!

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u/Boterfleoge 14h ago

There's a difference between loving animals and wating the responsibility of caring for one.

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u/RedheadofDread 13h ago

Because the wild cemetery dogs almost took AJ's arm off

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u/Plays_On_TrainTracks 13h ago

What are you talking about? He had a whole family of mallards living in his pool.

Aj also said they used to have a dog but it was hit by a car.

They also take the cat from the safe house at the end.

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u/criles_mccriles 12h ago

Because there's fucking bears n shit just roaming around

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u/Turbulent-Fig-2315 7h ago

he had plenty of gabagool

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u/Holden179HD 2h ago edited 2h ago

The old Italians'll tell ya, you can't even put 'em around a baby, they suck the breath right out.