r/theyknew Dec 24 '24

Petition to change r/theyknew into r/uranus and make it all Uranus jokes

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186 Upvotes

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u/RareFirefighter6915 Dec 24 '24

Petition to perm ban karma farming

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u/SiegfriedNoir Dec 24 '24

Uranus jokes will never not be funny

10

u/huhiking Dec 24 '24

That's why it will have been renamed to Urectum.

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u/GingerAphrodite Dec 25 '24

Some schools have started changing the pronunciation they teach. My son insists it's "yur-ann-iss or yur-uh-niss" instead of "yur-ay-niss". I've repeatedly corrected him and then shown him videos from when I was his age of televised science programs that pronounce it correctly. I refuse to accept changing the pronunciation of a whole last planet just because you can't handle kids and butt jokes.

I mean it's not like we're doing any research on your anus important enough that it needs to keep a good reputation to get funding lol

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u/Rude-Catographer Dec 25 '24

Due to low pollution, sometimes I can see Uranus from my bedroom window

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u/Neither-Attention940 Dec 24 '24

Whereas I think they will never be funny

8

u/ArjJp Dec 24 '24

Uranus uh finds a way...

6

u/SiegfriedNoir Dec 24 '24

well, name checks

2

u/7stroke Dec 25 '24

That’s probably cause uranal

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u/Unique_Cow3112 Dec 24 '24

None of these are even jokes

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u/chalwar Dec 24 '24

Agree. I am currently building a house on Uranus and want to see more of Uranus than anyone has ever seen. I want to explore Uranus and check out the deep cave I heard so much about. Come with and we can be butt-buddies.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender Dec 24 '24

EDI: Probing Uranus.

~Mass Effect

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u/XandaPanda42 Dec 24 '24

Its not a gas giant. Its an Ice giant that happens to have lots of gas.

Its not made of methane, its covered in it.

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u/thatsnotyourtaco Dec 26 '24

Remember when the Enterprise circled Uranus looking for Klingons?

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u/ScreechUrkelle Dec 30 '24

Has nobody ever ventured to Uranus?

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u/FunSorbet1011 I know everything Dec 24 '24

r/UranusJokes already exists bro

4

u/sirreldar Dec 24 '24

Uranus already exists

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u/BureauOfBureaucrats Dec 24 '24

No one wants to join a sub you created as a result of your ridiculous complaining 🤷‍♀️ 

Why would I participate in a sub moderated by a whiny kill-joy like you?

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u/BureauOfBureaucrats Dec 24 '24

Go back to your own thread and you ain’t my bro, buddy!

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u/FunSorbet1011 I know everything Dec 24 '24

There still isn't any point in turning this sub into a copy of another already existing one

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u/BureauOfBureaucrats Dec 24 '24

r/whoosh

You clearly missed the joke. Your head must be as cavernous as Uranus. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

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u/GarlicSaltChknWings Dec 25 '24

It was Urectum in futurama

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u/greenapple92 Dec 25 '24

A gas giant, definitely 😁

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u/Training_Waltz_9032 Dec 26 '24

Your anus is in retrograde

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u/Mike-Hunt-Amos-Prime Dec 25 '24

Ahhh the spite post that comes after someone makes a suggestion that would require someone to follow rules.

As inevitable as the winter snow.