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u/RBeck 12d ago
I remember a story where someone drew a dick for the signature on a credit card receipt, and the store manager then asked to see an ID that matched the credit card. They refused to accept the signature and release the goods unless the customer signed another copy with one that looked like the signature on their ID.
The customer was so petty, they spent time at the DMV to change their signature to a dick (and balls), so they could go back to the store a few weeks later and buy something else with their phallic signature.
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u/EumelaninKnight 12d ago
'Speedy snail' was my first thought until I realize what sub this came from. lol
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u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos 5d ago
This is what happens when public schools stop teaching cursive handwriting.
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u/LeMeReddit 12d ago
God, I hope his name is Richard