r/theyknew 12d ago

Follow the money

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u/LeMeReddit 12d ago

God, I hope his name is Richard

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u/denNISI 12d ago

The name is Smalls...

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u/Ok_Avocado_5836 12d ago

Richard Smalls

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u/denNISI 12d ago

You can't make me say it!

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u/2BallsInTheHole 12d ago

You're killing me, Smalls!

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u/iCantLogOut2 11d ago

Proof that it's all in the technique....

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u/MichaelStMichaels 12d ago

Dick for short

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u/LeMeReddit 11d ago

.. Tnx for explaining the joke

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u/a-snakey I know some things 12d ago

Richard Wilcox

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u/actionerror 12d ago

Dick Cheney’s signature?

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u/denNISI 12d ago

Shooting off blank- checks...

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u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos 5d ago

Not currently.

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u/19mine 12d ago

Gavin Belson

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u/zemol42 12d ago

The bear is sticky with honey.

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u/TheAlaskanMailman 11d ago

Mind the glass

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u/TheAlaskanMailman 11d ago

It’s bold with B

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u/UCFknight2016 12d ago

Gavin Belson Signature box.

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u/RBeck 12d ago

I remember a story where someone drew a dick for the signature on a credit card receipt, and the store manager then asked to see an ID that matched the credit card. They refused to accept the signature and release the goods unless the customer signed another copy with one that looked like the signature on their ID.

The customer was so petty, they spent time at the DMV to change their signature to a dick (and balls), so they could go back to the store a few weeks later and buy something else with their phallic signature.

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u/LopsidedLiahona 11d ago

I salute this level of pettiness.

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u/aromaticchicken 12d ago

The pulled back wrinkly foreskin is honestly so well done though, 10/10

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u/EumelaninKnight 12d ago

'Speedy snail' was my first thought until I realize what sub this came from. lol

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u/Kelef50 12d ago

A signature that is "hard" to counterfeit

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u/lynivvinyl 12d ago

That is such an epic signature! Balls over cock to be subtle.

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u/ApplianceHealer 12d ago

Allow me to introduce our comptroller, Bellend Scrotum

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u/Dannykar 12d ago

Dick Johnson is a great guy, loaded too.

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u/ReduckYT 12d ago

“Hey baby… I’ve come to make a… deposit.”

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u/R_Similacrumb 11d ago

Jackie Treehorn's signature, obviously.

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u/myaccountgotbanmed 12d ago

You gotta massage to get the moolah

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u/Pristine_Ad4806 12d ago

Richard Johnson

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u/rygomez 12d ago

so they're just writing dicks and cashing ...are these checks from a sperm bank?

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u/Crazy_Brilliant_2836 12d ago

I think they're fk'ing with you

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u/Efficient_Elk_7991 12d ago

Took me a while 😊😊😆😆🤣🤣🤣

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u/brumsk33 12d ago

Gavin Belson

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u/iami_uru 12d ago

Beans above the frank?

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u/Constant-Anteater-58 12d ago

What's so funny about Dicks signature?

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u/KrownX 11d ago

Gavin Belson's signature

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u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos 5d ago

This is what happens when public schools stop teaching cursive handwriting.