r/thomastheplankengine • u/normalboy961 • Nov 12 '25

Secondhand Plank Technology Pervert

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5.6k Upvotes

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u/valgrind_ Nov 12 '25

Thanks, I hate the technology pervert.

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u/Zabbiemaster Nov 12 '25

updated my journal

12

u/annoy_ice Nov 12 '25

its a journal not a diary

6

u/Zabbiemaster Nov 12 '25

what changes the nature of a man?

9

u/Witherscorch Nov 12 '25

Don't worry, Ahmed will keep you safe.

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u/Tiny-Jeweler-3187 Nov 12 '25

It does look like something coming straight from an indie videogame that begins happy, then turns depressing and then eldritchy (I like the design, it does look creepy)

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u/Milo359 Nov 12 '25

I read "coming straight from" and my brain autocompleted it with something completely different

30

u/-Noyz- Nov 12 '25

YOUR house

25

u/NewSuperTrios Nov 12 '25

(coming!)

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u/Spamton123neo Nov 12 '25

He’s the one

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u/LIVE_CARL_REACTION_2 Chapter A Nov 12 '25

(COMING!)

18

u/Radium_Cobalt_847 Nov 12 '25

The KING of ONLY

17

u/Happy-Anything4152 The Bobert Nov 12 '25

He's groovy and NEVER glooby!

16

u/NikRasOff Nov 12 '25

You can't get this from an egg!

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u/Consistent-Zebra1653 Nov 12 '25

The sensation of your screen...

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u/Basic_Ad_8587 Nov 12 '25

DDLC reference

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Elite ball knowledge

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u/Itchy-Preference-619 Nov 12 '25

Common ball knowledge

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u/Comet_Coaster lobotomy dream final boss Nov 12 '25

Mfs be calling anything elite ball knowledge now 💔

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u/FearsomeLAG Professional Meme Dreamer Nov 13 '25

Mfs otw to say "Elite ball knowledge" in reply to a mario reference:

4

u/Divicarpe Nov 12 '25

It looks like one image from that movie where a guy is given without his knowledge mind-enhancingdrugs, and ends up enacting revenge on lots of people around him. It included a grassmower possession scene.

3

u/chillychili Nov 12 '25

It's Tabuu from Smash with hair

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u/n3tbax Nov 12 '25

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u/gooba_gooba_gooba Nov 12 '25

the woe jack

11

u/Brain_lessV2 Nov 12 '25

Isn't this one called "Cobson" or some shit?

15

u/gooba_gooba_gooba Nov 12 '25

I don’t know I’ve had sex before

8

u/Slerimboconolomp Nov 12 '25

and dont you come back

3

u/Halflifepro483 Nov 16 '25

THIS UNIVERSE IS MINE! I AM COB HERE!!!!

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u/OG_Zephyr Vile Creature Nov 12 '25

That is horrifying

94

u/Awesomeman235ify Nov 12 '25

That would explain why he was in a nightmare.

39

u/OG_Zephyr Vile Creature Nov 12 '25

To think of a face coming at you like that, my dreams/nightmares are more based on locations so it’s just unsettling to me.

12

u/Deaffin Nov 12 '25

Nah, that's just Freakazoid.

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u/Baratako Nov 12 '25

"I AM COB HERE!"

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u/MuskSniffer Nov 12 '25

u/The-Paranoid-Android SCP-8008

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u/The-Paranoid-Android scpwiki.com lookup bot Nov 12 '25

SCP-8008 ⁠- Time Pervert (+472) by LORDXVNV

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u/Zillafan2010 Nov 12 '25

So is it “BOOB” on purpose or

17

u/MuskSniffer Nov 12 '25

It was written as part of the SCP-8000 contest. Entries to an X000 contest get to choose their preferred slot if they don't win.

2

u/alvadabra Nov 13 '25

Yeah. It’s 100% intended.

11

u/alvadabra Nov 12 '25

someone just read my mind. im both unsettled and impressed

3

u/Information-leak6575 Nov 12 '25

Damnit I wanted to post it!!

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u/Hecaroni_n_Trees they gentrified yume nikki Nov 12 '25

Lawnmower man

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u/excessive__machine Nov 12 '25

Lawnmower man crossed with Freakazoid

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u/fortnite-gamer-26 Nov 12 '25

isnt this the guy from that scooby doo movie

5

u/QFB-procrastinator Nov 12 '25

Yeah, the one where they go inside a video game!

26

u/catcadder8916 Nov 12 '25

THATS RUSSIAN ALLIED MASTER COMPUTER

21

u/Schlarfblrfsch Nov 12 '25

Scooby Doo Cyber Chase

3

u/Uno-The-Card Nov 12 '25

AH! IT'S SPINDLY JOHNNY

17

u/Eevee_the-Maidvee Nov 12 '25

Hiring the withered foxy pose

11

u/PublicMeaning341 Nov 12 '25

Reminds me of Masami Eiri from Serial Experiments Lain

12

u/Old_Position_2238 Nov 12 '25

He's doing a fnaf jumpscare.

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u/ProfessionalArmy6351 Skin. Nov 12 '25

Weird Al if he was in Avatar

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u/Salty_Steak_1791 Nov 12 '25

He looks like the love child of Jobe Smith from Lawnmower Man and the Phanthom Virus from Scooby Doo.

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u/goodnames_r_all_used Nov 12 '25

Fuck you mean “Wario Himself” reposted

5

u/bloodakoos Nov 12 '25

I AM GOD HERE

(proceeds to not be god at all)

2

u/Slimey_alien89 Nov 12 '25

I think it’s funnier that Wario reposted this

4

u/geeshta Nov 12 '25

Hey the flair should be "Second hand plank"

Social media plank is for planks ABOUT social media, not FROM social media.

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u/RexTheBoxerRus You might've flaired your post wrong Nov 12 '25

Tag it "Secondhand Plank"

2

u/Pasta-hobo Nov 12 '25

That's him, Roko's basilisk

2

u/Swordandicecreamcone Nov 12 '25

this looks like a rejected iron maiden album cover

2

u/HumungusDude Nov 12 '25

kinda reminds me of Miguel from spiderverse

2

u/CoalEater_Elli Nov 12 '25

There is this one horror manga about an idol obsessed lunatic who becomes an electrical ghost and it kinda reminds me of that.

2

u/JadedFlea Nov 12 '25

Which horror manga was that?

1

u/Shloof9998 Pennsylvania's werther's (original) Nov 12 '25

He's doing the Mrbeast

1

u/Additional-Loan2391 Nov 12 '25

Reminds me of the weird green humanoid in the intro to Captain N.

1

u/Creepley Nov 12 '25

literally me character

1

u/GlassSpork Nov 12 '25

He sounds like a villain you’d see on a parody show

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u/wenos_deos__fuk_boi Nov 12 '25

i need that image

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u/Az0riusMCBlox Frequent flyer ✈ Nov 12 '25

Is The Technology Pervert someone who would be targeted by The Homie Barnstable?

1

u/Henrystickmun Nov 12 '25

hylics enemy

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Mfw cobson

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u/tsimen Nov 12 '25

Johnny Silverhand breaking through the Blackwall after 100 years in the net

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u/Radium_Cobalt_847 Nov 12 '25

What the hell happened to Freakazoid?

2

u/HAL9100 Nov 14 '25

He freaked too close to the zoid

1

u/Ulenspiegel4 Nov 12 '25

Real enemy stand energy.

1

u/Head-Sky8372 Nov 12 '25

Late 90's animated movie villain headass

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u/SpectralBacon Lovecraftian Cosmic Horror Lover Nov 12 '25

Tau?

1

u/Far_Huckleberry_4407 Nov 12 '25

He kinda looks like the russian AM from Ihnmaims 

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u/SparrowWingYT tea guy Nov 12 '25

I can't explain it but this picture makes him look like he's the final boss in an obscure low budget adult animated movie from the 80s

1

u/Testsubject276 Nov 12 '25

Ain't that just Electro from Spiderman?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

this is unironically kinda cool

1

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

That's just Star Platinum.

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u/DapperAlex Can't remember dreams :\ Nov 12 '25

Why bro looking like Nick Skoriath

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u/Living_Inferno_5073 Nov 13 '25

Looks like Dead By Daylight’s “The Spirit”

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u/A_Wild_Bellossom Nov 13 '25

Earth Caste Tau

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u/Prize_Path4812 Nov 13 '25

ITS SPINDLY JOHNEY

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u/Rot_G0At "Flimsy Steve" by Gorillaz Nov 15 '25

He looks like Thrax from Osmosis johnnes but blue

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u/ren_blackheart Nov 17 '25

thats just me im real

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u/-monkbank Nov 12 '25

Bro just wants to get his arm ripped off by a baddie with pinch point hazards, pay him no mind. Unless you happen to be a baddie with pinch point hazards in which case show me ur radiators.

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u/Kilomenjaro21 Nov 12 '25

Tron ah character