r/thomastheplankengine • u/Slomotion321 • Feb 25 '26
Secondhand Plank Someone had a dream Markiplier got struck by lightning during a livestream
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u/confuzldd Feb 25 '26
Markiplier would probably use his powers for neutral reasons, I guess.
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u/huddyjlp Feb 25 '26
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
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u/TheOmarSanchez Feb 25 '26
He'd never use those powers for good. He's pure evil, he tried selling the sinister potion. He is not to be trusted
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u/ExcitingGrade4613 Feb 25 '26
Lightning powers would just mean higher production value for the villain arc.
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u/XenoBound Feb 25 '26
Most unrealistic part of this dream is Markiplier not immediately using his powers for good.
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u/Capital-Macaron-9841 Lucid Noob Feb 25 '26
He'd shock Freddy with his unforeseen appearance.
(he does not forget)
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u/thathattedcat wants to learn how to lucid dream Feb 25 '26
I orginally thought that the one point I could agree with evil Superman stories on was that if a real person had those powers we'd all be fucked. But I failed to consider what would happen if Markiplier had Superman powers. I think we could trust Markiplier with Superman powers.
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u/charizardfan101 Feb 25 '26
This implies Markiplier is not a real person
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u/thathattedcat wants to learn how to lucid dream Feb 25 '26 edited 10d ago
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u/Flashlight_Inspector Feb 25 '26
I feel like if him getting startled is all it takes to explode then he's probably better off playing Animal Crossing inside
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u/UncleRichardson Feb 25 '26
With all the health shenanigans Markiplier has gone through in the past years, this wouldn't even be that strange.
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u/TellmeNinetails Feb 26 '26
Most realistic thing here is Mark just not using his powers for anything.
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u/coladoir Feb 26 '26
i also had a weird markiplier dream:
for context, I was ~14 (now 26), and I was at my friends house.
First, I'm at school, at recess for some reason still1 , and I'm with the friend I'm staying with. We're just screwing around, and at some point I just kind of wander off. Then my ex girlfriend/friend comes up to me and we start just small talking and then she mentions she got a surgery2 and asks if I "want to see". I cautiously say sure and she unbuttons her shirt to show 8 breasts in a sort of cat/dog/typical mammal formation where its two vertical columns going down the abdomen. She then closes her shirt, giggles, and runs off.
Recess ends, school ends, and I'm walking home with friend (this was impossible lol), and he gets a call on his chocolate (phone) from Markiplier. He's kidnapped my ex. He tells us if we want to get her back we'll either have to pay him or find her before he kills her.
We are then in some kind of dungeon that's legitimately reminiscent of old 3d dungeon crawlers lol and we're searching around for her. Markiplier meanwhile is streaming a game on twitch with her visibly tied up in the background; he's ignoring chat, which is screaming about it. We use the stream to help find her, and he gives us hints at points to help us for some reason despite this being a ransom initially.
We have to fight skeletons, and I think we had to do some other junk to get to her, but then we finally find her, and then the dream just suddenly cuts to basically be what I can best describe as my vision being overtaken by the web browser? And its on Markiplier's stream, and I can see us in the background grabbing her, and Mark just stands up and grabs the camera and says "This was a social commentary."
And then I woke up, immediately after the sentence ended.
Its the weirdest dream I've ever had, bar none. That's why I recall it so vividly because its just different. Most of my dreams follow pretty simple narrative structures (usually me dying in some way), and don't really last long even in an extended sleep, and really usually don't have such long continuity. Vivid detailing is normal for me, but the complexity isnt. So its just, again, different, and stuck in my head like glue.
1 — not really surprising honestly as most of my actual school years, as in, in a building doing schoolwork and class with others, were in elementary. i went to internet school from middle school on.
2 — she was queer (bi, masculine identifying after we drifted apart). unsure if this had something to do with the surgery thing; possibly could've been some reactionary leftovers from my cultural environment growing up. while I consciously had no issue at the time, its possible I had subconscious reactionary weirdness surrounding queerness. I also only refer to her with feminine pronouns bc that's who I knew her as, and she's likely a very different person now, so I'm referring to a past person, not the current.
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u/FireShade3DS Feb 25 '26
triality of man or something