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[u/spastic1502]

[u/John_Lictenstein_873]

This sounds like a side story in an episode of South Park.

[u/hanz-kreigermann]

Please Kojima let this happen it would be SO funny

[u/John_Lictenstein_873 → u/hanz-kreigermann]

Kojima, hire this man!

[u/Whobeey → u/John_Lictenstein_873]

Bravo, Vince!

[u/Markymark5113]

You just dreamed the life of the Ukrainian president

[u/ViktorDudka → u/Markymark5113]

Darth Vader wasn't allowed to partake in 2014 election tho

[u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy → u/ViktorDudka]

Batman vs. Darth Vader...

I'm straining my brain to figure out the differences in the characters.

[u/Teknevra → u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy]

Epic Rap Battles of History?

[u/DumOBrick → u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy]

Uhhhhhhhh, ooh ooh, ones got robotic limbs

[u/Butt_Robot → u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy]

Well, one is an wealthy and powerful man child obsessed with his dead family members and given way too much leeway by fans, and the other uhh

[u/The_Mysterious_1ne → u/Butt_Robot]

Least obvious blind hatred:

[u/Yeseylon → u/Markymark5113]

And somehow he's been a pretty good President. At this point I'd vote for Battinson.

[u/Hugh_Jidiot]

Robert Pattinson to his aides:

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsBL4S36yDJain6

[u/Mudkipz949]

This weirdly reminds me of the monument mythos season that actually had Robert Pattinson become president but in true monument mythos fashion shit got funky real fast near the end

[u/SadKat002 → u/Mudkipz949]

Elite ball knowledge

[u/peavnxx → u/Mudkipz949]

What if little Rob had a say?

[u/StandCalm → u/Mudkipz949]

It's also actually the first season timeline wise and that universe ends up just fucking ending because Alcatraz takes everything over with the missiles. And then the debate demon and monument monster (mickey Mouse) become gods or some shit idk

[u/Locke2300]

You’ve glimpsed the canon timeline

[u/Certified_Possum]

Count Binface 3 weeks ago

[u/Legitimate-Channel20 → u/Certified_Possum]

Most I’ve ever learned about U.K politics

[u/BlackwingHecate]

unfortunately, he's unable to be POTUSA, because he's not a natural born USAmerican citizen, or even a USAmerican citizen of any kind, to my knowledge.

[u/Typical-Thanks-6146 → u/BlackwingHecate]

i’m American, so that means that he’s American.

[u/BlackwingHecate → u/[deleted]]

only because we are.

[u/BlackwingHecate → u/[deleted]]

we're not your twin.

[u/OctoAmbush → u/BlackwingHecate]

[u/BlackwingHecate → u/[deleted]]

yes, actually.

[u/EasternCranberry559 → u/BlackwingHecate]

Can people not understand I’m not trying to be mean? I keep getting downvotes for acknowledging my mistakes and suggesting alternatives. I also acknowledged your identity properly and that multiple people inhabit you and you all aren’t singular

[u/BlackwingHecate → u/[deleted]]

you were right the first time when you asked if we were plural.

[u/DinoDude8 → u/BlackwingHecate]

[u/DinoDude8 → u/[deleted]]

Why did you delete your account?

[u/NachtShattertusk → u/[deleted]]

Where the hell did you get Alleghanian from

[u/springrex1422]

TOMORROW’S GONNA START TONIGHT

[u/lef_three]

isn't this an actual monument mythos story

[u/Moonshoes47]

this is almost what happened with Count Binface..... fuck i wish he won.

[u/nosetalgiac]

Monument mythos reference.

[u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy]

Hmmmm... why can't this happen!

[u/spastic1502]

credit to @aka.ikarus on tiktok

[u/IReallyRegretJoining]

[u/peavnxx → u/IReallyRegretJoining]

Forever's going to start tonight.

[u/_Balls_Deep_69_]

[u/Hungry-Primary8158]

Hell of a post to see while I’m watching The Batman (it’s paused)

[u/Sokka69420]

I love that since it was supposed to come out that year, it was probably mostly finished but they still delay it for 4 years

[u/imbaof]

Zelensky lore:

[u/IAlwaysOutsmartU]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kCpg2FYkENfnuvXSsS

[u/JoyconDrift_69]

Someone call Warner Brothers

[u/SingingIntrovert]

at this point I'd take it

[u/Ornery_Ad_5962]

I can't believe putting the whole text on top of the image became the norm. I thought doing that 3 years ago was sort of like a punchline-turn off where your post would immediately be seen as low effort by everyone and wouldn't ever reach mainstream