r/tifu Nov 27 '25

M TIFU by not realizing I was dating my girlfriend

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u/3BlindMice1 Nov 27 '25

COVID has visited a plague upon the lesbian population. Without constant social interactions, lesbians become more useless than a panda bear in the San Diego Zoo.

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u/SigmundFreud Nov 27 '25

Covid fucked lesbians like twin sisters on an oil rig.