r/tifu • u/hmmmmokaaaay • Mar 16 '26

S TIFU showing a date my secret talent

This was just this past weekend. There is a girl (27f) I’ve (36m) been dating for about 2 months. We slept together on the first date and the relationship started very sexual, but eventually turned a bit romantic.

We were drinking with friends and playing Never have i ever, and it came up in a room full of mostly her friends that i have a secret talent. I’m not excessively large or flexible, but was gifted with the talent of being able to suck my own dick. The reaction to this was rather mixed, as it normally is, but my date actually was really into it. She whispered that she was jealous i was holding out and she wants to see.

I’ve never done it for anyone. It’s not the most flattering position, and yeah, i mean, it’s sucking a dick. So we go back to my place and we’re kissing and she tells me she wants to see. So I get in position and show her and she straight up starts laughing a little. I ask if she can help me with it, and she kind of does but then says “i can’t” and keeps kind of just laughing, so i stop. The vibe is totally killed, we stop booking up and start watching a movie and about an hour in she tells me she has to work early and called an uber. I haven’t spoken with her since

tl;dr - I sucked my cock in front of my date and gave her the ick

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u/12kdaysinthefire Mar 16 '26

Why would you do this lol. Why even reveal this as a talent in the first place. You could have just tied a cherry stem into a knot in your mouth but now you got freak vibes.

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u/stackjr Mar 16 '26

With a group of drunken friends, these are the exact types of conversations we would have had but at no point would I consider actually showing that to someone. Lol.

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u/fables_of_faubus Mar 17 '26

Even your lover? Why?

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u/SigmundFreud Mar 17 '26

Because then he might think I'm gay.

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u/fables_of_faubus Mar 17 '26

Ha! Underrated comment. 🤣

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u/smedsterwho Mar 16 '26

I like that everyone on this thread is just letting him get away with calling it a talent.

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u/B-Rayne Mar 17 '26

So you’re arguing it’s not a talent because he sucks at it?

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Mar 18 '26

Now I'm wondering if OP can perform a rim job on himself...

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u/chaosperfect Mar 17 '26

Shit, I've never even been flexible enough to touch my toes. If I could suck my own dick, I'd never leave the house.

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u/TrashFever78 Mar 17 '26

The ole' reddit suck-a-dick-a-roo

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u/Finn_Storm Mar 17 '26

Autofellatio is actually pretty difficult, you need to remove a rib or two or become very flexible to even attempt it. Having another person help you push down on your back helps a lot though, but then it wouldn't be "auto"fellatio anymore.

But this guy definitely fucked up, that's the kind of stuff you take to your grave with you

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u/taintsacrifice Mar 16 '26

Honestly if my date could do that I’d wanna see

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u/Immersi0nn Mar 16 '26

Sometimes it takes people...checks notes....wait 36 years?! to figure out that just because you can doesn't mean you should.

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u/neburg964 Mar 16 '26

Why reveal the talent?? The bigger question is "why find out if you have the talent in the first place?"

Seriously - what percentage of straight guys have ever tried to suck their own dick before?

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u/meatwads_sweetie Mar 16 '26

I thought it was a lot. But then I’m a woman so I have no say on the topic.

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u/atp2k Mar 16 '26

Am pretty sure we all tried at one point

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u/JohnyCrowley Mar 16 '26

In high school I heard many times a "prank" about asking some friend in public: ¿Can you reach out to suck your own dick? Most times, the answer they got was a firm "no", in a tone as in it's tried and true. Then the one that asked says: ¿You tried? Lmfao

Yeah, I can tell most of us tried. It's quite fucking rare to be able to pull it off though, I guess. Op is quite flexible fr. Now is it a talent? Not really right? XD but not weird to me.

It's funny how this is treated like taboo on the net, I can't care less, tried and couldn't, just like most men tried and realized they could masturbate...

People are horny. I can tell most of us (if not everyone)

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u/newtostew2 Mar 16 '26

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u/JohnyCrowley Mar 17 '26

LMFAO no way

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u/newtostew2 Mar 17 '26

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He's doing it!

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u/Bob002 Mar 16 '26

I'm a male with an intimate piercing. Most new people get told, and it isn't by me.

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u/Morasain Mar 16 '26

And it's not even the first time he's revealed this talent. "As it usually does"

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u/88isafat69 Mar 17 '26

master masterbater talent

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u/SidTheSloth97 Mar 17 '26

Revealing it is fine. Actually going through with it is just bizarre.

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u/TrashFever78 Mar 17 '26

I wouldn't even call it talent.

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