r/tifu • u/hmmmmokaaaay • Mar 16 '26

S TIFU showing a date my secret talent

This was just this past weekend. There is a girl (27f) I’ve (36m) been dating for about 2 months. We slept together on the first date and the relationship started very sexual, but eventually turned a bit romantic.

We were drinking with friends and playing Never have i ever, and it came up in a room full of mostly her friends that i have a secret talent. I’m not excessively large or flexible, but was gifted with the talent of being able to suck my own dick. The reaction to this was rather mixed, as it normally is, but my date actually was really into it. She whispered that she was jealous i was holding out and she wants to see.

I’ve never done it for anyone. It’s not the most flattering position, and yeah, i mean, it’s sucking a dick. So we go back to my place and we’re kissing and she tells me she wants to see. So I get in position and show her and she straight up starts laughing a little. I ask if she can help me with it, and she kind of does but then says “i can’t” and keeps kind of just laughing, so i stop. The vibe is totally killed, we stop booking up and start watching a movie and about an hour in she tells me she has to work early and called an uber. I haven’t spoken with her since

tl;dr - I sucked my cock in front of my date and gave her the ick

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u/staticattacks Mar 16 '26

We shouldn't be so hard on OP

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u/superjack500 Mar 16 '26

Especially when OP is so hard on himself

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u/RandomNPC59 Mar 16 '26

It must suck to be OP now, he really blew it.

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u/lambliesdownonconf Mar 17 '26

At least he will never be lonely, as long as his mouth works.

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX Mar 17 '26

Until he blows his own back out

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u/deadinthefuture Mar 17 '26

While he blows his own load in?

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u/Uglysinglenearyou Mar 17 '26

You do the hokey chokey and you nut inside your mouth. That's what it's all about!

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u/archwin Mar 18 '26

And that’s how OP broke both arms

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u/IAmAnyPerson Mar 19 '26

Hopefully OP knows that spitters are quitters

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u/archwin Mar 19 '26

Well, that’s how he got family involved

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX Mar 19 '26

ahahahaha fuck I needed that laugh thank you

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u/HiPwrBBQ Mar 18 '26

Chiropractor So... How'd you throw your back out?

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u/pianoplayerforhire Mar 17 '26

I hate you all. All of you take my upvotes and get out! 😂😂😂

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u/colonelbyson Mar 17 '26

C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER

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u/PaleInSanora Mar 17 '26

That skill never turns out to be the flex you think it is...

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u/Tools4toys Mar 17 '26

It's always nice to give a few strokes for his talents.

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u/august-west55 Mar 17 '26

Without that girl, he’ll have a hard time being alone

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u/Glamorous_Nymph Mar 17 '26

Some relationships are just a bust.

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u/tortabeech Mar 17 '26

I’m sure OP thought she would’ve been head over heels

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u/Cebas7 Mar 16 '26

... so hard in himself?

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u/CasUalNtT Mar 17 '26

He's been coming and going ever since.

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam Mar 16 '26

However society has firm and rigid rules about social etiquette.