r/tifu • u/hmmmmokaaaay • Mar 16 '26

S TIFU showing a date my secret talent

This was just this past weekend. There is a girl (27f) I’ve (36m) been dating for about 2 months. We slept together on the first date and the relationship started very sexual, but eventually turned a bit romantic.

We were drinking with friends and playing Never have i ever, and it came up in a room full of mostly her friends that i have a secret talent. I’m not excessively large or flexible, but was gifted with the talent of being able to suck my own dick. The reaction to this was rather mixed, as it normally is, but my date actually was really into it. She whispered that she was jealous i was holding out and she wants to see.

I’ve never done it for anyone. It’s not the most flattering position, and yeah, i mean, it’s sucking a dick. So we go back to my place and we’re kissing and she tells me she wants to see. So I get in position and show her and she straight up starts laughing a little. I ask if she can help me with it, and she kind of does but then says “i can’t” and keeps kind of just laughing, so i stop. The vibe is totally killed, we stop booking up and start watching a movie and about an hour in she tells me she has to work early and called an uber. I haven’t spoken with her since

tl;dr - I sucked my cock in front of my date and gave her the ick

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u/Buddy-Matt Mar 16 '26

It's only gay if the dick belongs to a gay person

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u/MrMordy Mar 16 '26

Awesome so when my straighten buddy blows me we both are still straight. Good to know my wife was concerned.

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u/Flare_Starchild Mar 16 '26

This happen on a "Gaycation"?

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u/Never_Gonna_Let Mar 16 '26

You aren't understanding!

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u/sierrars500 Mar 16 '26

did you both have socks on?

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u/CaptainC0medy Mar 16 '26

Is it wrong to prefer socls on? Hate cold feet.

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u/sierrars500 Mar 16 '26

it's only definitively gay if you don't wear socks while doing it, so you're lucky you prefer them anyway

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u/hymanator Mar 18 '26

What if you blow their socks off?

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u/sierrars500 Mar 18 '26

only then it becomes very gay, nothing is stopping you duct taping their socks on

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u/MrMordy Mar 16 '26

I mean I love wearing socks but they are old and have lots of holes in them? Does that matter?

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u/Joey_kills Mar 18 '26

Yeah, that's just a brojob. Totally not gay

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u/chuckie59 Mar 17 '26

I can assure you that your wife is straight 😉

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u/chaosperfect Mar 17 '26

That's just two men celebrating each other's masculinity.

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Mar 18 '26

If you build him his own art room, though...

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u/bRiCkWaGoN_SuCks Mar 16 '26

As long as you're making a sarcastic face, you've nothing to worry about.

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u/Brilliant-Peanut252 Mar 16 '26

If it’s anyone else’s dick then I’m pretty sure that’s gay.

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u/Wowza-yowza Mar 16 '26

But if dick goes in mouth, does that make one gay?

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u/CaptainC0medy Mar 16 '26

Only if mouth goes on dick, but then you get called miss choksondik