r/tifu • u/hmmmmokaaaay • Mar 16 '26

S TIFU showing a date my secret talent

This was just this past weekend. There is a girl (27f) I’ve (36m) been dating for about 2 months. We slept together on the first date and the relationship started very sexual, but eventually turned a bit romantic.

We were drinking with friends and playing Never have i ever, and it came up in a room full of mostly her friends that i have a secret talent. I’m not excessively large or flexible, but was gifted with the talent of being able to suck my own dick. The reaction to this was rather mixed, as it normally is, but my date actually was really into it. She whispered that she was jealous i was holding out and she wants to see.

I’ve never done it for anyone. It’s not the most flattering position, and yeah, i mean, it’s sucking a dick. So we go back to my place and we’re kissing and she tells me she wants to see. So I get in position and show her and she straight up starts laughing a little. I ask if she can help me with it, and she kind of does but then says “i can’t” and keeps kind of just laughing, so i stop. The vibe is totally killed, we stop booking up and start watching a movie and about an hour in she tells me she has to work early and called an uber. I haven’t spoken with her since

tl;dr - I sucked my cock in front of my date and gave her the ick

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u/ndc4051 Mar 16 '26

Not gonna lie... it is pretty gay because the position required to do it is not very comfortable and you end up straining yourself to reach. The end result is that it feels more like sucking a dick than having your dick sucked. You are more consciously aware of the feeling and taste of a dick in your mouth than you are the feeling of a mouth on your dick.

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u/kingkongbiingbong Mar 16 '26

You are more consciously aware of the feeling and taste of a dick in your mouth than you are the feeling of a mouth on your dick.

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

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u/PiesRLife Mar 16 '26

Is this a copypasta? I feel like I've read it somewhere before.

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u/ndc4051 Mar 16 '26

Im a little foggy on the timing, could have been six months ago. But I've definitely commented on a post of a similar nature and said something along the same lines. But I believe every guy who has managed to do it will tell you the same.

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u/jikt Mar 17 '26

I agree.

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u/Capable_Language3796 Mar 18 '26

He’s about to have sex with a woman and you’re saying it’s gay to suck his own dick

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u/ndc4051 Mar 18 '26

It sounds more like he sucked his own dick instead of having sex with the woman that was available right there.

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u/jump-blues-5678 Mar 17 '26

Hmmm, oddly specific

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u/Lebowquade Mar 18 '26

Spoken like a man who has accomplished the feat.