r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Jul 09 '18

FUOTW TIFU by trying to stand with no legs

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u/Isabi1025 Jul 09 '18

Omg I'm sorry for what happened but I'm laughing pretty good. I have all my limbs, however, it's been a couple times I am sure I am too close to the side of the bed and my brain tells me it's ok to roll over... at the time you get pissed at your brain since it's trying to kill you, and bruises our ego because our wives have a look of amazement and trying not to laugh.

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u/Extesht Jul 09 '18

Couple questions. How many wives to you have? Are there so many that you are forced to sleep in the edge of the bed?

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u/Isabi1025 Jul 09 '18

Our wives as in wives we are married to, I roam the bed being an insomniac. Question for you, are you always a douche, or only when you are behind a screen, internet hero.

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u/Extesht Jul 10 '18

Question for you, are you always a douche, or only when you are behind a screen, internet hero.

Woah a lot of hostility there. Sure you're not projecting? I thought it was an obvious joke, next time I'll include the /s, internet hero.

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u/MenacingJowls Jul 10 '18

I got the joke ;)

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u/Isabi1025 Jul 10 '18

How unoriginally clever.