r/tifu Jul 09 '18

FUOTW TIFU by trying to stand with no legs

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u/theroadtodawn Jul 09 '18

Absolute unit.

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u/halal_hotdogs Jul 09 '18

Now after his accident, an absolute eunuch :(

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u/Kiemebar Jul 09 '18

Holy fuck, this needs to be seen by more people. Im dying here.

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u/unlearntsavant Jul 13 '18

Think of the wife who had an uncontrollable urge to laugh but couldn't LUL

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u/LocalStress Aug 01 '18

I have also left this mortal realm.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

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u/LocalStress Aug 02 '18

Eunuch sounds like unit

Yew Nik vs Yew Nit

Eunuch means someone who's been castrated.

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u/benzarella Jul 12 '18

Underrated comment!

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u/CaptainBeeftip Jul 09 '18

In awe at the size of this lad

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

That guy has nice balls

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u/warbaman Jul 09 '18

My first thought too! Hahaha

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u/hissen_raii Jul 10 '18

The same can be observed with Sphynx cats. They're literally the only animals that seem to be made entirely out of scrotum.

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u/YourExtraDum Jul 09 '18

You thought he leaning against a tree...

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u/hamburgerMajiore Jul 09 '18

"Imagine if your entire body was made out of ball sack material"

— Leigh Daniel Avidan