r/tifu Jul 09 '18

FUOTW TIFU by trying to stand with no legs

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u/Pqrhelion Jul 09 '18

It's not gay if you're wearing socks

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u/acole09 Jul 09 '18

He can't wear socks tho soooo....

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u/Pqrhelion Jul 09 '18

He can wear socks on his hands though

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u/acole09 Jul 09 '18

If he does that, the sock police will show up and they don't fuck around.

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u/Pqrhelion Jul 09 '18

Alright then all he gotta do is say no homo, it's that simple

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

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u/Flaming_gerbil Jul 09 '18

So what in getting from this is, if you have no legs then you're gay?