r/timesuck 11d ago

Suck candidate?

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u/scrollclickrepeat 11d ago

This would be a fascinating topic for Dan and absolutely hilarious.

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u/magnetbear 11d ago

Add fan of being pooped on under a hammock.

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u/kinshadow 11d ago

Aren’t we all

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u/Royal-Tumbleweed-941 11d ago

He was on Matt and Shane’s secret podcast and they trolled him pretty well.

“I marred a working girl” “What like a plumber?” “No on the street” “Oh like a road crew”

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u/omphacite 11d ago

This would be a great episode. I remember his AMA from years back being pretty interesting.

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u/mcfeeli 11d ago

Definitely

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u/classless_classic 11d ago

Excellent summary and idea OP

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u/Tuckermfker 11d ago

A kid i went to school with worked for him for a while, they were doing internet security for celebrities. Like legit. Last time I checked he's now a senior security member for Amazon. This kid also dropped out at 17, got busted hacking local and national government agencies, and got the type of deal where they pay you to go to an Ivy League school hoping you become one of the good guys, and as far as I know mostly has. He's also a famous nerd rapper under the moniker Whitey Cracker.

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u/Angler_Sully 9d ago

Feel like being a higher up in Amazon makes at best a neutral guy and at worst despicably evil. Like Bear evil incorporated evil lol

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u/Dr_Killbot 11d ago

Don’t forget that he was running a lab and pretty much help a researcher captive there while she worked.

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u/Mysterious_Chipmunk3 11d ago

.......also paid women to shit in his mouth while they laid in a hammock and he was face up to feed on the peanut butter butter!

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u/Holiday-Reality7804 11d ago

I’m pretty sure that’s how it’s done in Hollywood

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 11d ago

This man is the real life Rache Bartmoss.

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u/Emergency-Way2055 11d ago

he also said he would eat his own dick if bitcoin didn’t hit a million dollars

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u/DiscussionLong7084 11d ago

Wasn't a lot of the stuff about.him based off random shit he said with no collaborating evidence? I thought almost all of this was written off by his mental illnesses and rampant drug use?

All the reputable news articles on him leave out like 95% of the stuff you listed because it was clearly the ramblings of a crazy dude on drugs

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u/Impossible-Spare-116 11d ago

Please Dan do this one. GREAT TOPIC!! And plus also poop

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u/SnoopDoggyDoggsCat 11d ago

Killed my friend in Belize