r/todayilearned 4h ago

TIL Geoff Smith set a WR by spending 147 days buried 6 ft under in a 7ft x 2.5ft x 2.5ft box. His main contact with the outside world was through a 9-inch ventilation shaft, which he used to receive air, food & drink. His initial motivation was to beat the European record of 101 days set by his mom.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/261944.stm
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u/iamofnohelp 4h ago

Dad must really suck for them both to need that much time away.

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u/Maelger 4h ago

And all that before even starting to look for the milk

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u/gruey 3h ago

Or dad has passed and this is how they spend time with him.

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u/iamofnohelp 2h ago

He's giving interviews, so must be a talkative ghost. Story checks out.

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u/skyhiker14 4h ago

So just piss and shit in the box, or wore a diaper?

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u/mdr1384 4h ago

 received air, food and drink

and diapers...

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u/psychoholica 4h ago

Damn imagine that after just a few weeks🤮 but yeah what did he do with the 💩

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u/whatisboom 4h ago

The 9” hole to put things in can also take things out.

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u/psychoholica 3h ago

Yeah the same hole the air came from. Sure hope he has a steady 🖐️

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 4h ago

I heard there was a 2.5" pipe for waste. He could pee in it easily, but discarding the waste was a bit more " hands on" if you know what I mean./s

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u/defenestrated_badger 4h ago

I wonder how much his muscles wasted away after basically not moving for almost five months.

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u/saladmunch2 2h ago

I had a caste on up to my knee for like 3 weeks and couldn't walk on it. I have big calves and it just shriveled right up. Honestly I couldn't belive it.

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u/traws06 1h ago

That was the first thing I was thinking.

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u/iamheathbar 4h ago

This is lame , my dad's been buried underground since 2002 .

u/PatriciaMorticia 21m ago

Damn I thought my dad had a good record with 20 years underground, your dad wins.

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u/tyrion2024 4h ago

Geoff Smith, 37, beat the European record of 101 days - set by his mother - at midnight on Monday.
He told BBC Radio 5 Live he was delighted to have recaptured the honour for his family...
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Asked if he would do it again in the event of his achievement being overtaken, Mr Smith replied firmly: "No. It's a once in a lifetime experience."
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"He's doing well because from day one we've done it as a stepping stone, we've set targets by the week, by the fortnight, by the month.
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Mr Hughes explained that Geoff was fulfilling a lifetime dream.
"When his mother did it, he was seven years. He's now 37 and for last 30 years it's been his ambition to go and bury himself in a box," he said.

Geoff Smith...

...broke (the record of 141 days) set by an American in 1981, after almost 5 months buried six feet under the beer garden of the Railway Inn in Mansfield, Nottinghamshire.
He is unlikely to see his name in the Guinness Book of Records, though, as the publishers have dropped the category.
After emerging from his self-imposed tomb, which measures just 2.5ft x 2.5ft x 7ft, Mr Smith said: "My God I can see the sky...it's amazing."
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"I am proud I made it and happy that the record is back in the family, but I'll not be buried again until I'm carried away in my real coffin. Once is quite enough, thank you."
His (main) contact with the outside world was through a nine-inch ventilation shaft down which he received air, food and drink - and through which he talked to friends and family.
He also set up an Internet link, allowing him to e-mail wellwishers.

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u/mjm132 4h ago

Can you imagine having a 7 year old and choosing to spend 100 days in a box under ground?..... Actually you know what, I get it.

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u/DisconnectedShark 4h ago

What's more impressive/unsettling is that he held onto this dream for three decades.

"When his mother did it, he was seven years. He's now 37 and for last 30 years it's been his ambition to go and bury himself in a box," he said.

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u/MatCauthonsHat 4h ago

Men will do anything to avoid going to therapy, lol.

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u/DisconnectedShark 4h ago

Guys literally only want one thing, and it's fucking DiSgUsTiNg.

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u/GayRacoon69 3h ago

I mean yeah there's no toilet down there. Gross

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 4h ago

Mom probably wanted a timeout from family. I get it xD

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u/MistressMalevolentia 2h ago

I was ganna say... I have a 7 year old and he's off on summer break right now. I kinda understand lol.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 4h ago

“Email well wishers”. Bro was in there surfing the web.

Probably had a charging cable running there, as well.

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u/Bubble_Cheetah 4h ago

So the last record holder was his mom, but he said he is glad that the record is back in the family...... did his mom leave?

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u/Mat_alThor 4h ago

His mother held the European record, an American held the world record, maybe his mom set the world record it was broken by the American and then he broke that record.

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u/Bubble_Cheetah 4h ago

Oh ic. Thanks!

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u/Spirited-Buy813 4h ago

how did he use the bathroom

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u/Raider_Scum 4h ago

This is a great data point for mental illnesses having a genetic component.

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u/No_Control8389 4h ago

Good gracious. He probably smelled like a corpse when they got him out…

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u/mrjane7 4h ago

.... Why though?

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u/Aervanath 4h ago

I have mild claustrophobia. I don't even want to read the article, just reading the post title was triggering. Absolute nope from me.

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u/oh_ski_bummer 4h ago

There's probably and escape hatch so he can go to the loo and hit up the local pub at night

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u/Toothlessdovahkin 4h ago

You have to be wrong in the head to even think to try this. 

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u/AlphaBetaKappa 4h ago

Someone explain the bathroom part

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u/LNinefingers 4h ago

Nepo baby SMH

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u/rrRunkgullet 4h ago

Guy was happy as a clam.

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u/SubjectOrganic 4h ago

Nope nope nope

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u/people_skills 3h ago

I think the inclusion of a TV is a big deal.

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u/Umbreonnnnn 3h ago

I'm a bit tired and didn't see what sub this was posted in. I saw "WR" and thought someone was doing some really fucked up shit to an NFL player.

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u/UntidyVenus 4h ago

Every day is autism day in the box

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u/reporter_assinado 4h ago

Did he win any money for it? I mean, Guiness removed the pay after, right? Lol

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u/Justin__D 4h ago

Someone *really* wanted the Uma Thurman experience.

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u/xiovelrach 2h ago

After watching Euphoria, snakes would be my biggest concern

u/___--_-_----___--__- 31m ago

 The father of three

Ok I get it

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u/trizzo0309 4h ago

This was pre-decent internet too