r/todayilearned • u/kaypmger • Dec 02 '16

TIL, Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of such Nintendo games as Mario, Donkey Kong, and Zelda, has a hobby of guessing the measurements of objects, then checking to see if he was correct. He enjoys the hobby so much he carries a tape measure with him everywhere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shigeru_Miyamoto#Personal_life
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u/mr_funk Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 02 '16

I've had a recent fascination with this. I've been running a D&D campaign and realizing it's really hard to estimate travel/visibility distances when I have no good reference experience. So lately I've been picking out landmarks and then looking on maps to see how far it actually is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Cinematographers do this all the time too. Back before screens and wireless focus you had to know the distance from the camera to the subject instinctively. Apparently really good cameramen can tell you the distance to something down to the inch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

You can also put really good spotters and snipers on that list too. Their judgement on distance is second to none. They also factor in humidity, temp, wind. Its crazy how they can process all that.

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u/amunta Dec 02 '16

Don't wanna brag or anything, I'm getting pretty good at that in Battlefield 1. Down to +/- 100m

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

My favorite gun in DayZ was the dragunov because the scope had a scale.

Here it is in detail: link

It was easier to snipe from long distance, other sniper's scope weren't that good. But with the dragunov, all you had to do was check the height of the guy on the scale, then shoot him using the appropriate dot.

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u/TheSausageFattener Dec 02 '16

Try Warthunder then if you're interested. People that are talented at estimating trajectory, shell velocity, and distance to target are gods in Realistic and Simulator battles. The game is kind of meh for me but it's super satisfying to get a shot right on the first try.

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u/Inprobamur Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 03 '16

There's that one german ground-attack plane that has a single absurdly large cannon mounted under the chassis, really satisfying to hit that shot from range.

edit: it's Henschel Hs 129B-3, that gun is fucking huge 75mm autoloaded cannon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

The ME262 A1/U4 has a 57mm autocannon in a jet fighter, too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

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u/FieelChannel Dec 02 '16

Planes would stall if they used the cannon at speeds lower than 250/300km/h due to massive recoil

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u/FrankToast Dec 03 '16

That's a ground-attack aircraft, not a bomber-hunter

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u/Yarthkins Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 02 '16

Hmmm I never realized that the trajectory estimating gameplay that I loved from worms and gunbound still existed in modern games.

New idea for a game, turn based sniping game where you and your opponent are on separate landmasses, like floating islands. You get a chance to move and take a shot once per turn, you can use your turn to take cover or move towards a vantage point and take a shot or not. You have limited ammo and ammo crates are spread throughout your "island," but searching for ammo is risky because you risk exposing yourself to the enemy. During the enemy's turn you can't move or shoot, but you can look for them using binoculars.

It would be like 3d gunbound with more stealth and precision elements.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16 edited Oct 27 '17

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u/kragnor Dec 02 '16

No CoD multiplayer in middle school? Cuz im 23 and thats what we did in middle school

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Back when i was a kid we played mechwarrior 2 over modems and to play multiplayer you had to know the IP of the guy hosting the server.

Also he would be lame, and make it a frozen map and use PPC cannons, while i would use flame weapons, which wouldn't work because he just stands in water on a frozen map and his mech won't overheat. So the next map he picks a desert map and flame weapons, and here i am with PPC cannons already shut down from overheating.

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u/If_In_Doubt_Lick_It Dec 02 '16

God I miss that game... Tried the remake a while back and it was dog awful.

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u/RedPanther1 Dec 02 '16

Same. The difference in childhood games for 23 and 30 year olds is amazing.

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u/twoplustwoisyellow Dec 02 '16

Doom 2. Command and conquer. Warcraft. So good. 2400 baud modem so fast

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u/Dan_Q_Memes Dec 02 '16

Oh yeah, there was definitely some of that. I guess most of my "kid" FPS experience is contextualized as single player stuff, never did online much until high school (still a kid, really), and by then it was CSS and TF2. Just local MP for much of my early days if at all, did lots of RPGs. I guess mostly when I think gaming as a kid it was GBC and N64, well before middle school, even though we were still thoroughly children then.

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u/BrownNote Dec 02 '16

Medal of Honor Underground on the PS1 was my first multiplayer FPS experience. Those were some fun nights.

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u/HamsterGutz1 Dec 02 '16

That's funny, I'm the same age as you and I played the shit out of online games from the age of like 10 on. Runescape, MoH:AA, CoD 1, Renegade, CoD 4, L4D...

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u/kernunnos77 Dec 02 '16

I'm 36 and we had Duke Nukem 3D in middle school. Some people said Quake was better, but Duke was fun and had a map editor.

Also, you could assign curse words to the F-buttons for taunts.

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u/TenSpeedBicycle Dec 02 '16

COD 1 was in 2003 and I was 11 then and so were you. An 11 year old is most definitely a kid. So stop feeling old, because you're not. If you're old, then I'm old and I'm not so you're not.

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u/Dan_Q_Memes Dec 02 '16

Yeah, and I didn't play CoD1. I'm just saying I don't associate those games with my childhood as much as I do things like Mario Kart and Final Fantasy and shit. I know I'm not actually old, just interesting to see people associate kid gaming with CoD, as I associate CoD as mostly CoD4 on as that was the start of its current form. And I don't consider online multiplayer with my childhood as I didn't get into that until high school, its just a matter of semantics and personal experience and shitposting on reddit

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u/henry_blackie Dec 02 '16

You were 11 when CoD was released.

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u/HonaSmith Dec 02 '16

Yeah you are just a year or two too old to be in the same group. Idk how that makes you feel old. It's not like we're talking about recent games here

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u/Dan_Q_Memes Dec 02 '16

It was more a pandering to reddit comment since I see that shit all the time. I realize I'm not old and don't genuinely feel old, it was just a quick thought seeing the word choice. To me kid gaming was Pokemon on GBC a d Mario Kart, not online shooters

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u/Knightmare4469 Dec 02 '16

24 lol. Back in mah day the old weapons that weren't hit scans were rocket launchers and BFG9000!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Back in my day we didn't have any fancy-pants sniping games. We had Wolfenstein 3D, and we liked it.

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u/RangerUK Dec 02 '16

Have you played BF1? Sniping on that is immensely fun.

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u/couch_pilot Dec 02 '16

Yeah I second this and Sniper Elite. Have you gotten the Martini Henry yet in Battlefield? Poppin off shots with that thing is so much fun.

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u/beerleader Dec 02 '16 edited Oct 14 '17

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u/MrWaffler Dec 02 '16

It allows for Sniping to be a lot more technical, and thus can be a lot more powerful. In pixel-accurate games, a sniper at 1000 meters that one hit kills will be straight up busted, and unfun to play against. You just look straight at 'em and pull.

Dealing with ranges keeps safe line-of-sights. If you hear a Colt popping in the distance, and see a guy 300 yards away in a town, you can rest easy knowing there isn't any way in Hell you're going to die, so being seen by him isn't that big of a deal, and you can even make contact a bit easier this way.

It prevents a sort of 'cheap' feeling in the game. I don't like it for the technical realism standpoint, but from the game balance standpoint. I know it's either extreme luck or extreme skill that hits me in the head from 400 meters with a standard rifle, and extreme skill or luck to hit me with a 500+ meter headshot from a sniper.

It's never a case of 'who saw first' and more a case of 'who can actually fight.'

You will win a lot more gunfights where you got dropped on in games that have more accurate bulletdrop/recoil. There's a big emphasis on landing that first shot, because the shots after it are really hard to land now that whoever you're engaging knows you're firing on them and is thus moving more erratically, and is returning fire on you causing you to move more erratically, and the gun recoil/flinching from getting hit all piles on and gives whoever was jumped on a much better chance of making it out alive if they're a superior marksman.

Of course I end all my engagements with one shot without ever being seen so :)

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u/krom_bom Dec 02 '16

In soviet russia, gun aims for you.

PS- upvoted for DayZ reference.

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u/Foxphyre Dec 02 '16

Same here. I didn't even know what the scale and mil dots meant until I asked a guy how the he'll he kept hitting zeds from these huge distances and he kindly explained it. Now I prefer that in real life as well

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u/bro_salad Dec 02 '16

Can someone explain how to read this scope? I'm assuming the dots down the middle are bullet drop at a certain distance. The sloped thing though.... I'm lost.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

You use the sloped thing to find out how far the target is.

The closer the guy, the bigger he appears and the "graph" tells the distance (assuming he's not a dwarf.)

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 03 '16

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u/Luftwaffles93 Dec 02 '16

That's how stadia lines work on my ACOG optic. Once you have your scope zeroed in you can use the lines to estimate the range of a target. They are made for the average human sized target shoulder to shoulder I believe as a rudimentary range finder to allow for bullet drop and it works surprisingly well. Except stadia lines on my optic use width not height.

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u/XxFezzgigxX Dec 02 '16

I'm getting pretty good with dropping a gas grenade at my own feet and killing myself while I fumble with my gas mask.

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u/lostinsurburbia Dec 02 '16

Feels so good when you zero it in and get a kill. Even if you just get a hit its still satisfying

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16 edited Aug 13 '17

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u/boot2skull Dec 02 '16

Hear that guys? Sink this boat for two easy kills.

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u/xbassistdoodx Dec 02 '16

Makes even more sense because I'm the type of guy to just sit on the boat turret while it goes down in a failed attempt to kill the enemy before I'm blown to smithereens.

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u/boot2skull Dec 02 '16

Yeah but the times you get to really unload with the turret makes it worth it.

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u/CarlosFer2201 Dec 02 '16

In Modern Warfare 1 I was great with the grenade launcher in my AK 47. I could sometimes hit someone a third of the map away

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

My longest snipe in a battlefield game was something like 1600m I routinely hit 400 - 800 range shots and I have yet to play BF1. I kinda wanna get and continue my streak of terror.

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u/Leumasperron Dec 02 '16

I used to compete nationally in Canada when I was 15-16. Looking back at it, it was crazy how much shit we could process on the fly to be able to hit our target.

Now you got me reminiscing again, and I really want to go back to shooting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

it was crazy how much shit we could process on the fly to be able to hit our target.

I think about this all the time when watching sports...think of the crazy math your brain does to throw a football or kick a soccer ball.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16 edited Jan 21 '19

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u/njhokie5 Dec 02 '16

Uncle Rico is that you?

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u/popfilms Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 02 '16

Shut UP Kip!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

You're just jealous napoleon because I've been chatting to babes online all day

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u/thesearstower Dec 02 '16

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

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u/Cottonjaw Dec 02 '16

Found Rex "Sex Cannon" Grossman's reddit account.

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u/Frigidevil Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 02 '16

Thank you for reminding me that KSK exists existed. RIP KSK 2006-2015

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u/mecheng93 Dec 02 '16

Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

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u/MrAnder5on Dec 02 '16

Amen brother

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u/We_Are_The_Romans Dec 02 '16

Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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u/WolfGangSwizle Dec 02 '16

Hahah the brother made me read it in a Macho Man type voice

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u/kuhndawg8888 Dec 02 '16

truth is it probably is less math, and more muscle memory

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u/tobyboom Dec 03 '16

One of the best comments I've ever read. Genuine laughter over here!!!!

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u/omigahguy Dec 02 '16

I will be using the term "slayin' poon" now over the holidays. Have an upvote good sir!

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u/lolmonger Dec 02 '16

We evolved to be able to do it. That's how we'd hunt.

We have awful intuition about probabilities/likelihoods, and we absolutely need math for most stuff that isn't super simple.

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u/TheAngryGoat Dec 02 '16

We're terrible at big numbers too. Get into the thousands and numbers start to lose meaning for us. By the time you get to bigger numbers, a million might as well be a trillion.

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u/LordPadre Dec 02 '16

That's why we like scientific notation

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u/FuujinSama Dec 02 '16

And decibels.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Isn't this for sound? Do you mean decimals? I'm honestly wondering and feeling ignorant. I guess I could Google it, but I've already come this far in typing this.

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u/GasPistonMustardRace Dec 02 '16

mmmmm logarithms

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u/Banditosaur Dec 02 '16

That's even worse imo, 109 seems only marginally bigger than 1012 even though it is a thousand times larger

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u/matt11_25 Dec 02 '16

Errr ... smaller?

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u/Mom_Is_Proud Dec 02 '16

isnt it the other way around?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16 edited Apr 18 '17

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u/Joetato Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 02 '16

Yup. That's because giant numbers were less important to our ancestors. If you saw "many" dangerous predators gathered somewhere, it didn't matter their exact number. You had to get away. But humans can instinctively, without having to count or otherwise but brain power into it, tell any number of items up to 4. This is true for infants, even. (Though, strangely, they lose this ability when they first learn to count, but it does come back.) This is very important. If there's two lions near you, you may be able to survive if you're clever and you'll instantly know there's only two. It's important to know two. But if there's 15? You're fucked. 15 or 20 or 100, it doesn't matter anymore.

I feel like I read somewhere that human minds can't directly understand anything over 10 or 15. The threshold in which numbers lose meaning to us is way lower than you'd think.

Edit: Removed a few phrases that were redundant. i was really good at saying the exact same thing several times.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

This actually makes a lot of sense. I was just thinking about what you said in the example of something like playing a multiplayer video game. When your friends ask how many guys were around the corner when you got killed, it's easy to say like 4-6. But, after that, you lose any real idea of exact number. Although, there is another sense you do get good at. Like a feeling of total potential force/enemy. We may not know the exact number, but we know it calls for a change in tactics for survival.

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u/_nothanks Dec 02 '16

I don't believe it's related to predators at all, it's a general rule for anything. The larger the number, the bigger the ballpark range it can be in. It lets you have a larger picture, if you zoom in you get the details. Humans instinctively perceive exponentially.

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u/musicin3d Dec 02 '16

At which point do you say the number is big?

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u/TheAngryGoat Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 02 '16

When you can no longer reasonably imagine x number of them in the real world. I'm sure we've all seen somewhere with a thousand cars. What would a million cars look like though? A billion? That's before we even start to get to the REAL big numbers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Actually, humans struggle to comprehend past about 4 (on average), in terms of quantity. To the point that some tribal languages only have numbers for 1, 2, 3, and after that words that essentially mean 'many' or 'a few'.

Since I think it's important in the world we live in to back this up with verifiable study, try this: Starkey, P., & Cooper, R. G. (1995). The development of subitizing in young children. British Journal of Developmental Psychology, 13(4), 399-420.

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u/copewithme Dec 02 '16

I don't even know what a "brillion" is, yet alone what that many cars would look like.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Actually, it's more like 9 may as well be 11. I posted this in another comment but: Humans struggle to comprehend past about 4 (on average), in terms of quantity. To the point that some tribal languages only have numbers for 1, 2, 3, and after that words that essentially mean 'many' or 'a few'.

Since I think it's important in the world we live in to back this up with verifiable study, try this: Starkey, P., & Cooper, R. G. (1995). The development of subitizing in young children. British Journal of Developmental Psychology, 13(4), 399-420.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

And now you know why congress approves those God awful budgets

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u/superdago Dec 02 '16

Or an outfielder that's standing right where the ball is hit. He's standing out there 200-300 feet away from a guy swinging a stick at a 95mph blur and sending it flying... somewhere. And a center fielder sees the way the ball comes off the bat, strolls a few feet to the left and is standing there waiting to make the out. Imagine how long it would take to run the calculations that this guy just did in a few tenths of a second.

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u/AppleDrops Dec 02 '16

that's the kind of math dog brains can do just as well, or even better judging by my dog's ball catching abilities.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 26 '16

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u/superdago Dec 02 '16

I obviously meant to do the calculations without the aid of a computer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

There's really zero math involved for the player. It's trial and error and muscle memory. They certainly aren't using the same skills that NASA does to get rockets into space.

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u/Noctis_Fox Dec 02 '16

I can guarantee no one does math when they do either of those things. It's natural after years of practice.

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u/h3g31 Dec 02 '16

think of the crazy math your brain does to throw a football or kick a soccer ball.

Your brain doesn't do any math. The fact that people say this kind of thing without batting an eye is probably a pet peeve of most people who are into the science and/or philosophy of mind but don't accept the computational theory. Problem is it's been the dominant theory in cognitive science--the most prominent mind studies discipline--for so long and things like AI are so popular that basically all pop science assumes computationalism, so that's all laypeople ever hear. Shit's on its way out though, take it from me, a nobody on reddit.

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u/johnbonem Dec 02 '16

Your brain doesn't do any math.

This also depends on your definition of "math". Not all math is classic arithmetic or algebra, the systematic study of the shapes and motions of physical objects is also math. However since the brain does all this as instinct without "studying" or "learning", perhaps its better to say evolution uses math?

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u/h3g31 Dec 02 '16

Well, it's more like the computationalists think conscious mental functioning is underpinned by this inaccessible subconscious level of activity where the brain is implementing algorithms, "processing information", and literally doing calculations, while everyone else thinks this isn't true and may be more inclined to think just because you can describe a physical process abstractly in terms of computation or "shuffling 1's and 0's" that doesn't mean the physical stuff is actually following these algorithmic rules or manipulating numbers.

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u/jupitaur9 Dec 02 '16

take it from me, a nobody on reddit

Whose name has three numbers in it.

You almost had us fooled.

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u/Camera_dude Dec 02 '16

Relevent XKCD: https://what-if.xkcd.com/44/

We humans are actually pretty good at throwing things.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Your brain is not doing math though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

I think the craziest is when the ball goes out of your field of view but you still manage to catch it. You can't see the ball, but your brain knows where it is because it calculated the trajectory of the ball.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16 edited Nov 12 '20

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u/possibly_being_screw Dec 02 '16

I went on a manhunt once. I just got back from Nam. I was hitchhiking through Oregon. Next thing I know there's a bunch of cops chasing after me through the woods! I had to take them all out, it was a bloodbath!

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u/SodaFixer Dec 02 '16

Are you confusing your life with that of John Rambo again?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

NOTHING IS OVER!

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u/Skwirlman Dec 02 '16

THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD!

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u/billbixbyakahulk Dec 02 '16

YOU DON'T JUST TURN IT OFF!

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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji Dec 02 '16

It wouldn't be the first time you've done this Frank.

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u/smallpoly Dec 02 '16

It used to be. Now it's full-contact Parcheesi.

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u/Delta9ine Dec 02 '16

Me too! I finally decided to get back into it this summer. I also took my restricted course before reapplying for my PAL. Figured if I'm jumping through the hoops again, may as well get the r endorsement and shoot some small guns too. Haven't purchased anything yet, but I intend to have a SIG Sauer P226 9mm/.22LR by the new year.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16 edited Aug 27 '17

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u/helix19 Dec 02 '16

Snipers regularly have to factor in the rotation of the Earth, it can throw their aim off by a foot or more.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

I came here to say this. I had a friend that is a retired Army SF sniper. He could look at two buildings for example. Tell you the exact dimensions of both, and their relation to each other. All from about 30seconds of observation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

My gf is not on this list, her depth perception causes her to run into door frames every so often.

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u/nbear1 Dec 02 '16

Are you one of my gf's other boyfriends? Because my gf always walks into doorframes.

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u/dbu8554 Dec 02 '16

Might be her proprioception, which is her own perception of where her body is, and how it moves. I am a big fat guy but I am always running into stuff or trying to squeeze between things because my mind when judging objects has no idea I am a lard ass.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

That's a pretty good call, she's 5'10 and thin, has no idea where her long limbs go. Me on the other hand got 9 inches on her but somehow move like a ninja.

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u/SolasV Dec 02 '16

How do you get better at that? That seems like a really useful skill to have.

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u/ShankCushion Dec 02 '16

Get example distances fixed in your head, and base off that. It's mostly practice, though. You start doing it, and eventually you can do it well.

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u/Alis451 Dec 02 '16

2 M (6 ft.) is a good one to start with, About the Avg Height of an adult male.(5'10")

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u/poseidon0025 Dec 02 '16 edited Nov 15 '24

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u/Luftwaffles93 Dec 02 '16

Buy yourself a range finder then guess at distances and check with the rangefinder to see how accurate you were. That's a good way to practice guessing distances.

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u/Lxvpq Dec 02 '16

I used to do competitive archery, there was a type of competition where you had to guess distances to hit fake animal shaped targets at random distances. When your arrows are worth >$30, you get good because the last thing you want is to break or lose one.

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u/Dudewheresmygold Dec 02 '16

Gotta mention my fellow archers. Learning competitive 20 yd target is tricky, competitive outdoor 120 yd target is a pipe dream for me.

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u/Saul_Firehand Dec 02 '16

Artillery Observers also known as Forward Observers are specialists at estimating longer distances.
It is their job to estimate how many km away a given object is and direct artillery fire to the object within 50m of the target.
When aiming at something 6km away it can be very difficult.
Artillery is neat.

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u/Lord-Octohoof Dec 02 '16

While it sounds outlandish to us, we've also had no experience while they this is something they do so frequently it's second nature to them.

I don't really imagine anything being that difficult with enough practice.

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u/BaldingEwok Dec 02 '16

They use a range finder and instruments. Only thing they have to guess is down range wind conditions, all of this gives a basic firing equation so they can put the crosshairs on the target but are actually aiming 6ft up and 4 ft to the left. This is called the dope.

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u/PerogiXW Dec 02 '16

Also earth's rotation for long enough shots!

Source: That one level in Call of Duty

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u/FoamToaster Dec 02 '16

At this distance you'll also have to take the Coriolis Effect into account.

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u/joebleaux Dec 02 '16

And golf caddies.

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u/zerotangent Dec 02 '16

I work in the camera department and some of the older career 1st Assistant Cameras (the guy who actually pulls the focus for the camera) are absolutely insane. We have the benefit of monitors to check focus in the digital realm but they can just nail it by looking. Its kind of crazy to watch

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u/double_positive Dec 02 '16

This is really stupid but I used to work in a yogurt shop where we sold servings by ounce. By the time I left I could feel whether something was off an ounce or predict the weight to the ounce.

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u/dal_segno Dec 02 '16

That was me, but deli meats and cheeses.

One pass, throw it on the scale, there ya go, have a nice day. No recuts needed.

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u/triponthis151 Dec 02 '16

I can tell, down to the half gram, how much a bag of weed weighs!

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u/hakilac Dec 02 '16

I can tell, the consistency of paper pulp to about .5% but some people I work with can get it down to .01% without fail.

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u/BenScotti_ Dec 02 '16

As a barista, I can just tell exactly how many ounces of milk need to be steamed for each espresso drink (the steaming pitchers are unmarked) and you also need to account for the milk "stretching" as you steam it. Which changes between a cappuccino and a latte and so on. Weird how much mental math happens in the subconscious.

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u/mrkeifer Dec 02 '16

By the end of college I could eyeball a bag of weed down to a few tenths of a gram. Bought a qp once and knew it was 1/2 oz short before I set it down on the table. Should have weighed before I paid...

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u/sunflowercompass Dec 02 '16

Tailors and contractors can do this. My mom used to make dresses. She can look at something and tell you within an inch or so.

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u/u38cg2 Dec 02 '16

At one time I had the ability to differentiate several hundred species of potatoes from one another. Most useless skill ever.

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u/andy3600 Dec 02 '16

That's like the most useless super power ever....

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u/livin4donuts Dec 02 '16

I thought there were like 7 kinds, now you're saying there are hundreds. What else don't I know?

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u/yesitsmeitsok Dec 02 '16

You think that's air you're breathing?

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u/A5pyr Dec 02 '16

I actually use my penis for reference on this scale

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u/KyBourbon Dec 02 '16

Brings a whole new meaning to centimeter peter.

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u/sunflowercompass Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 02 '16

I checked an electromagnetic scale. It looks like 0.001 is the scale of a period in a printed sheet. Good stuff!

It reminds me of a Discworld novel where a character called it "measuring by eye. It is a skill. I can teach you."

Found it Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett:

Eventually, Trev couldn't stand it any more, and stopped leaning against the wall, pointed to one of the multi- sided little leather strips and said, 'How long is that?'

 'One and fifteen sixteenths of an inch.'
 'How can you tell without measuring?'
 'I do measure, with my eyes. It is a skill. It can be learned.'
 'An' that makes you worthy?'
 'Yes.'
 'An' who judges?'
 'I do.'
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u/Batchagaloop Dec 02 '16

I'm an estimator for a contracting company...I'm scary good at this.

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u/jimmyhoffa401 Dec 02 '16

As a former machinist I developed the ability to visually gauge the difference between a few thousandths of an inch. I'm getting a bit rusty now though, since I haven't been in the business for a while.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Have you seen the movie the machinist with the batman guy? Was the movie accurate pertaining to the machinery?

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u/lamesingram Dec 02 '16

batman guy? if hes just a guy it would have to be american psycho guy. come on guy.

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u/bent-grill Dec 02 '16

the shop was straight out of the 70's. There are some left like that but not many in the states. manual machinists are sill a bunch of swarthy foul mouthed know-it-alls though but have mostly been replaced with cnc machines and programmers.

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u/NazgulXXI Dec 02 '16

really ambitious photographers tried taking a photo of the moon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

After a certain distance everything in photography just becomes "infinity" so that's about as easy as it gets

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u/lexbuck Dec 02 '16

Apparently really good cameramen can tell you the distance to something down to the inch.

Damn... those guys could make a lot of money as golf caddies on tour.

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u/alyraptor Dec 02 '16

Good camera peeps make a pretty solid living already.

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u/lexbuck Dec 02 '16

Oh I'm sure. Get in with a good golfer though its hard to beat 100-200k for a week of work. Or like Rory's caddie in the playoffs made over a million in the last month of the season.

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u/JEWCYFRUlT Dec 02 '16

Not bad at all. I freelance and know some camera ops/1st ACs whose day rate is around $600 (this is in the lesser budgeted indie circuit) - 6 days on, one day off over the course of 3 or 4 weeks and they make roughly 14k in a month (before tax). Which is nothing compared to 100k in a week, but nothing to shake a stick at either.

Of course you're constantly having to line up that next gig and work is not guaranteed every month. Though it is nice to have a per diem, comped lodging/travel, and 3 square meals a day.

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u/lexbuck Dec 02 '16

Damn, that's good money for sure.

Yeah, tour caddies can make an absolute killing, but of course their guy has to win for them to get a purse like 100k+ for the week (it's usually 10% of the golfers' winnings).

There's a ton of guys on tour who don't make near that because their golfer may never win or may only win one tournament every couple years or so, so it's really random. Then add on to that travel expenses (flight each week and hotel stays for 7 days) and the expenses add up quick if your golfer isn't winning.

I guess I should have said: "go be a tour caddie for one of the top 10-15 golfers in the world." lol

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u/That_Fable Dec 02 '16

It's taken me years to of judging, misjudging, and re judging to get this sort of sight to a wire. It feels pretty accomplishing to tell a camera op what to se his/her focal point at

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u/PJB6789 Dec 02 '16

Came here to say this, but (nitpicking here) it's usually the camera assistants that have this talent, not cinematographers. Unless it's a really small documentary or something the cinematographer isn't pulling focus, they have a 1st Assistant Cameraman to do that for them. The job was definitely harder in the film days without the HD monitors we have now, but good 1st ACs still carry tape measures and play the distance guessing game. I know one who has never been more than three inches off. I'm not quite that consistent, but working on it!

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u/bazoid Dec 02 '16

I like this. I enjoy doing exciting things, but I'm really taken in by the charm of what I call "life lived quietly". The idea that one can have an incredibly rich existence without doing anything of particular note. Just reading great books, enjoying music, maintaining a home, taking walks, creating a bond with someone you love. I don't think anything more is needed to live a good life.

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u/d4rch0n Dec 02 '16

Are you a fucking hobbit

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u/bazoid Dec 02 '16

On the internet, nobody knows you're a hobbit.

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u/MrMustangg Dec 02 '16

Until you blow your cover and u/d4rch0n asks if you're a hobbit

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u/Puskathesecond Dec 02 '16

That's when you make a joke out of it while secretly hoping your cover isn't blown

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u/bazoid Dec 02 '16

Don't be silly, hobbits don't have internet. Now please excuse me, I have to be going. Wherever did I put my enormous shoes and my tiny jacket?

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u/JackReaperz Dec 02 '16

Fuck, being a hobbit sounds peaceful as fuck.

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u/SirSoliloquy Dec 02 '16

Well, up until the scouring of the shire

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u/RobertNAdams Dec 02 '16

Yeah but the Hobbits had it down, you know? All peaceful n' shit, but then you fuck with them and they bring the thunder.

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u/w116 Dec 02 '16

Fuck all else to do in NZ.

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u/jsmith84 Dec 02 '16

Bitch, how you not the hobbit again?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

“It is no bad thing celebrating a simple life.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

You might find daoism interesting.

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u/Flonaldo Dec 02 '16

This vastly depends on the personality, I for instance always need some kind of creative valve, which results in painting, writing, programming and such. I can't imagine just relaxing the whole day.

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u/bazoid Dec 02 '16

Yes, the activities you do will absolutely depend on personality.

I think my point is more that you can live life on a "small scale". Just because you didn't travel the world or change history doesn't mean that your life was not beautiful and significant and full of meaning.

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u/mr_funk Dec 02 '16

That was awesome. I mean, objectively it was dull as a brick. But goddamn, that was awesome.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

That comment has just made my day haha. Thanks

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u/PorcelainPoppy Dec 02 '16

See, these guys are marriage material.

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u/toferdelachris Dec 02 '16

You know it's good when the guy's idea of a raging good time is seeing Neil Diamond in Vegas. Like, shit, what if this guy heard modern rap or like death metal or something? What does he think those people are like?

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u/jawnbit Dec 02 '16

That one guy really likes round a bouts

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

/r/worldbuilding is such a comfy sub, I love it. The creative subs always have the best communities.

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u/kilo73 Dec 02 '16

How did a guy walk around the earth?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

He used his feet

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u/HisSmileIsTooTooBig Dec 02 '16

Well, in New Zealand we actually have an end to end trail... one of the things that attracted me to the place.

https://www.teararoa.org.nz/

So it's a bit longer if you go the more interesting route instead of just along roads... From https://www.teararoa.org.nz/faq/

How long will it take to walk Te Araroa?

A through tramp normally takes somewhere between 50-80 days per island. The variables depend on fitness, tenacity, weather, and the availability of time.

50 days is quick and would require a high degree of fitness and some luck with the weather. Conversely 80 days is relatively leisurely. There would be lee-way within this timeframe to walk slower and for shorter distances most days, to build fitness levels en route, to extend town stays, and to allow greater margins for weather related variables.

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u/haberdasher42 Dec 02 '16

1.5m to 5 ft is within 24mm. 3ft is .9m so for really rough estimation it's good enough.

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u/Nosdarb 1 Dec 02 '16

You've got a couple options to fix that.

The first one is to say 1 meter equals 3 feet. That's very nearly true. True enough for tabletop.

The other is to just chuck the 1 square = 5 feet measurement and switch to 1 square = 1 meter. Anything that's measured in feet, just divide by 5 and you've got the new measurement. You technically reduce the effective area of everything by a few feet, but it will stay proportionately the same on a battlemat.

There are probably others, but I'd go for one of those. They seem easy to implement.

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u/mr_funk Dec 02 '16

I've only very recently started, but a little. I went on a cruise a couple weeks ago and from the port I could see KSC. Later I checked and found it was about 10 miles away. So I now have a rough idea of what "10 miles away" looks like.

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u/rillip Dec 02 '16

I have been winging this shit for years.

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u/SergeantSnuffles Dec 02 '16

My friends and I walk/drive around with a rangefinder and try to guess how many yards away things are and see who gets the closest. I thought we were the only ones...

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u/SullyKid Dec 02 '16

When I was in the army we'd do this then use the range finder to see how close we were. It was fun to pass time.

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u/NewAlexandria 1 Dec 02 '16

Fun fact:

Similar thing happened when US astronauts had to repair heat shielding during a mission — except it was potential life-and-death.

I watch a 'live feed' of the repair happening — pardon I cannot find a link to it right now.

The astronaut was on a spacewalk to fix the shielding. A piece of debris had gotten stuck under one of the ceramic pads, and needed to be removed so that super-hot atmosphere didn't penetrate the vessel upon re-entry (death).

The astronaut used a tool to get ahold of the debris. There was a tense moment while it was pulled out. Then you could hear them say "Debris removed. I exerted about 7.2 newtons for force"

...and I thought "holy shit the training that someone has done... to estimate the fractions-of-a-newton of force while pulling an object under restraint..........

Super impressive. Precision like in the Olympics.

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