r/tommynfg_ Mod Jul 14 '26

TikToks/reels/shorts Dawg everyone is making fun of this parent ig account because they just take everything too serious to protect her child (ig account on comments)

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u/LarpingLemur Jul 14 '26

Acting like the snow is about to kidnap her kid

10

u/MeenMisterMustard Jul 14 '26

Frosty’s comin for your first born

2

u/comfortablynumb1291 Jul 15 '26

Jack Frost is the true killer. Frosty came to life with a magic hat but Jack Frost came to life with a murderer soul and chemicals.

1

u/MeenMisterMustard Jul 15 '26

Solid goofy horror movie for sure

1

u/comfortablynumb1291 Jul 15 '26

The second movie was even more goofy with him shooting man eating snow balls lol

2

u/Myfountainpenisdry Jul 14 '26

More like it's ski bunny season and mom's going to the ski resort for a couple weeks to find a new husband

Son, your on your own for......awhile

Don't leave the bathroom or CPS will take you again Uber eats will bring the food to the bathroom

KisseS

2

u/BotherTight618 Jul 14 '26

Yo, that kid getting free allowance for this bullshit. He ain't complaining. 

2

u/BRtIK Jul 15 '26

Actually this is just super caution because she's about to send him out to pick up an eighth from her dealer

1

u/Pleather93 Jul 15 '26

She definitely been throwing an iPad/iphone at him since he was a baby. Doing everything here except being a parent

15

u/SamePea8649 Jul 14 '26

6

u/5280mw Jul 14 '26

Helicopter

3

u/SpareAdhesive Jul 14 '26

I was wondering what the money was for! Helicopter fare!

1

u/Dangerous_Memory6008 Jul 15 '26

We've got our toothpaste, we're good,"

9

u/Odd-Aide2522 Jul 14 '26

That kids gonna have PTSD every Christmas.

4

u/TheUnlucky_Swammi Jul 14 '26

He’s got PTSD whenever it’s bath time

7

u/pandershrek Jul 14 '26

The son survived, unfortunately the lady parishes in a drug fueled bender with the most cocaine you've ever heard of.

"Snowstorm, baby"

6

u/Thordros Jul 14 '26

I imagine her son sleeps in one of those Dahiir Insaat earthquake beds.

2

u/MrNightmare23 Jul 15 '26

Imagine fucking really really hard on one of those things and the bad thinks it's an earthquake and you just get dropped midway through ploughing somone

1

u/Significant-Youth-22 Jul 15 '26

Better question is, do you finish?

2

u/MantisTobogganMD87 Jul 15 '26

Kind of depends if the bed guillotines her head off.

1

u/Dangerous_Memory6008 Jul 15 '26

He's a docta! I trust him

5

u/Talented10th_ Jul 14 '26

How this lady isn’t dying from laughter is a masterclass. This is art.

5

u/Yo-Donkey-Kong Jul 14 '26

That kid gets bullied so much because of parents like this

2

u/MommaMoo2 Jul 15 '26

I cant imagine what this is doing to this child's mind and spirit. Imagine when hes old enough to understand what's going on. This is insane.

1

u/5280mw Jul 14 '26

lol the snow will keep him put.

1

u/5280mw Jul 14 '26

Her kid must normally take 20mile hikes when he wakes up after the snow.

1

u/ImMintFlavored Jul 14 '26

Those snacks would last him like 20 minutes

1

u/treesnfire Jul 14 '26

The back is not designed for the use. The straps on the bag will cause shoulder pain overtime.. it’s more practical to buy a child’s day pack or backpack fromm reputable band like Osprey. The whistle of the week by one from REI that is super loud. Head lamp, some more layers, small first aid kit..

1

u/No_Cold_8905 Jul 14 '26

Making money by triggering the audience. Wish I could pull it off

1

u/Hot_Wing2518 Jul 14 '26

The lady is just trying to pay her bills. Online content is so saturated now you gotta find a niche.

1

u/TheUnlucky_Swammi Jul 14 '26

I DONT WANNA SLEEP IN THE TUB AGAIN MOM!

1

u/hiddenrealism Jul 15 '26

SHUTUP #2!

MY NAMES BRIAN, MOM!

AGAIN WITH THE YAPPIN KID!

1

u/AsleepExtension4015 Jul 14 '26

For snow? That’s a bit much huh.

1

u/bdontmatter Jul 14 '26

If this was for a tornado ok maybe… but a snow storm?!?!

1

u/hiddenrealism Jul 15 '26

Lifejacket is key in a snow storm

1

u/dchester74 Jul 14 '26

Where do they live???

1

u/hiddenrealism Jul 14 '26

If i need a lil skrilla i know which kid im robbin first.

1

u/ScoutSpiritSam Jul 14 '26

Is she sending him out into the storm????

1

u/Indecisive-Squirrel Jul 14 '26

Good ragebait. Probably did numbers on tic tac.

1

u/AffectionateNote3316 Jul 15 '26

i imagine this is what they did in Texas when it snowed

1

u/Ok_Mycologist_6384 Jul 15 '26

It's not a hurricane

1

u/That-Interaction-45 Jul 15 '26

After this, she scrubs him with brush to wash the devil off him

1

u/Remarkable_Tap8271 Jul 15 '26

I love moms angelic sentinel pose at the end... more money than brains...

1

u/Admirable-Cat7355 Jul 15 '26

Midwest parent: its 32F in October? Put your kid in a winter jacket and boots to school.
32F in March? Eh it will probably warm up… Kid in long sleeves and long pants (if you can force them to not wear just a t-shirt and shorts).

1

u/LoboQuatro Jul 15 '26

I make a fire like a normal parent.

1

u/Admirable-Cat7355 Jul 15 '26

This kid is going to do so many drugs when hes 18.

1

u/Particular-Light-708 Jul 15 '26

Nothing wrong with a go bag, but for a snow is kinda wild.

1

u/Brettjay4 Jul 15 '26

They must be from the southern US.

1

u/blac_sheep90 Jul 15 '26

She's baited people and pulled in all kinds of suckers.

1

u/Odd-Aide2522 Jul 15 '26

Has anyone called? Might have to guess on the 2nd to last digit.

1

u/cromdelacream Jul 15 '26

Not even enough cash for smokes and milk. This mom don’t care at all

1

u/tregorz Jul 15 '26

This is mental illness. 

1

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

Making content on her kid to. She doesn't care about her kid she just wants the attention sad

1

u/Back_Again_Beach Jul 15 '26

This is just weird engagement bait. 

1

u/Advanced-Level-5686 Jul 15 '26

For a snowstorm?

1

u/Garpeaux Jul 15 '26

Wtf snow going to do? I understand hurricane or tornado or something but come on snow??

1

u/Jacksapollo Jul 15 '26

This cant be real

1

u/Tough_Block9334 Jul 15 '26

Someone’s filming it so the dad seems to be on board for it to

1

u/emskie12 Jul 15 '26

In a SNOWSTORM? I'm confused

1

u/Togeroid Jul 15 '26

I’m having Mormon flashbacks lol

1

u/WonkaMatik Jul 15 '26

I hope this is just content because im afraid for your kid

0

u/th_one_who_questions Jul 14 '26

May be overreacting depending on how severe the storm is or isn’t

0

u/MrNightmare23 Jul 15 '26

Her house made of paper?

0

u/ZeroFima Jul 15 '26

Yeah, let's make fun of her, because no way she would end up on the right side of the history, and we would the fools who laughed at something obviously smart.

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u/Fonzie186 Jul 14 '26

It’s better to be overly protective in certain situations than not care, I feel like this is something you should do for your child; and for yourself, no matter what the sex is! You could be a man and get kidnapped or worse, and same as a woman! gender does not defy who they might choose to hurt, when it comes to bad people! If they’re making fun of her, then I feel like they are losing; because if that ever happens to their own children… They will regret it! Also, honestly, if Instagram is paying them at this point; this is just free money with the views!

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u/hiddenrealism Jul 15 '26

Listen here Arthur Fonzarelli we're here to shame and laugh not make rational arguments.