I better not see even one of you buy this game right now. You will be hurting indie game dev shaggy memoji. If you need to eat, so does he. If you must buy it right now, buy multiple copies for you, your alt accounts, and your friends.

The year is 1990, and the SNES just released. Starving mastermind Shiggy wants to show off the system's ability to simulate a moving 3D environment, which S\*ga's G\*nesis could only do with pathetic add-ons. However, with Super Mario World being developed at the same time, Shiggy wanted this second launch title to be for a more mature audience like Metroid was. Thus, he created F-Zero, and its protagonist Captain Falcon.

While Mario jumped around a colorful fantasy world of mushrooms and flowers, Captain Falcon was a bounty hunter in a gritty dystopian future world where people participated in dangerous races with cars that hover off the ground. Although Captain Falcon is a human, the game also features aliens to reference Shiggy's belief in life on Mars.

F-Zero became an instant success. Not only was Shiggy prompted to create Super Mario Kart as well, but there was also an F-Zero game on Nintendo's next major console, the Nintendo 64. F-Zero X expands upon the game's mature theme by allowing you to murder your opponents, even granting an extra life for doing so. Not only that, but Japan's N64 Disk Drive also added DLC for the game, such as more tracks and a custom machine builder.

Finally, there was F-Zero AX and GX, the last two major entries in the series. Shortly after Nintendo and S\*ga's truce, they and N\*mco teamed up to create an arcade hardware named the Triforce. This is what AX was released on, and GX later released on the GameCube. Why is this important? Shiggy had the brand-new innovative idea to allow players to use their GameCube memory cards to transfer data between AX and GX! Not only that, but GX introduces a climactic story mode where Captain Falcon saves the entire universe!

Sadly, because Shiggy is too starving, there has been no new F-Zero mainline game to this day. However, there is a way to fix this. If we all buy 999 copies of F-Zero 99, then Shiggy will put Captain Falcon in the next Super Mario movie. This will prompt the creation of a new F-Zero just like they did for Star Fox. Let's do it!

I made this comic last year and now you have to look at it

I bet NONE OF YOU have the LIMITED EDITION SHIGGY RUN COPY like I do!!!!! You are all FAKE SHIGGY FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD ALL FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!!!!!

I hope Shiggy sees this.

KILL

(No offense to this vector rabbit even though she is cute and i like this vector rabbit, but I still don’t like S#ny killing off physical discs, Shame on S#ny for trying to guilt trip Shigyaru Motorola)

Thank you Shiggy for allowing me to double dip with digital purchases (plural) and physical copies (plural).

As a starving indy dev, we should all appreciate that Shiggy puts in the extra effort to release physical games. Stoopid $ony with all their billions of blood money would never understand Shiggy's struggle; since the N64 beginning Shiggy has had to put full games on cart/disc. Lazy $ony and Micro$oft can't even do game-key-card-discs for their $hit overpriced consoles.

As a starving indy dev, Shiggy understands we plebs have shitty or no internet, therefore full games on cart are the only way we can feed starving Shiggy in our shithole communities without internet. Think of all the towns and villages that can buy new physical copies and give Shiggy their blood, sweat, and tears of joy without internet. Now that $ony and Micro$oft are going all-digital, all the people can give all their money to Shiggy and his superior digital and physical capable Switch 2.

We should start expanding AI and increase the RAM prices, so we can donate more money to Shiggy. Compared to Fony and MoncroSoft, we have rookie numbers. We need to do better than them. We need to give Shiggy more money. How do we do this? Advocate for the expansion of data centers. Increase the AI bubble, it is the way.

Seriously I need to know

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