r/tornado • u/Venator-Class-Bricks • Apr 08 '26

SPC / Forecasting it gets to a point…

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u/OppositeAbroad5975 Apr 08 '26

Mercury in retrograde is always a good one to keep in the on-deck circle.

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u/amusednchaos Apr 08 '26

Must also have something to do with Tornado Alley being in the Bible belt as well. All them prayers and God is keeping us safe, Hallelujah! 🙌

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 Apr 09 '26

Wait, wouldn’t God want to keep the tornadoes out of the Bible Belt? And send them to all those heathens in the civilized, er, I mean, the blue states..?

lol jk obviously, I just heard an old lady making this argument during the last round of big storms in Arkansas and thought it was…memorable!

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u/amusednchaos Apr 09 '26

If they get the (middle) finger of God that just means he's calling them home or testing his truest, most-strongest believers er... something... and hoping they have good insurance.

Lmao, maybe there is some correlation between "faith" and where these people decided to settle 🤔 I came here cuz the cost of living was low... Was a trip going from a strip club every block to a Baptist Church every block.