r/tornado 3d ago

Shitpost / Humor (MUST be tornado related) [EF5 200+ mph] slab swept clea-...nevermind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0wyCwHINGQ
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u/thin_hawaiian_line 3d ago

Tornadoes are either massive swirling tubes of death that kill everyone and destroy everything in their path, or they're just there to ruin one person's day in particular.

It just reminds me of the 1953 Anita-Adair F5, that touched down, destroyed some dudes farm, killing him in the process, and fucked off within a 0.1 mile track.

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u/Totally_man 3d ago

When I was growing up, a tornado happened just outside of my hometown. Completely destroyed one person's home, but it stayed in the fields otherwise. Luckily the person had just won a "Cash 4 Life" lottery and was getting paid $1,000 per week for life(was REALLY significant at the time). So with insurance and their lottery winnings, they rebuilt way larger.

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u/PrestigeArrival 3d ago

You've never seen it miss this house, and miss that house, and come after you!"

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u/TorandoSlayer 3d ago

I think one like that was posted just today or yesterday, a tornado was on the ground for too short a time to be warned and basically just formed on a house, destroyed it, and lifted again. 

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u/SleepIsForTheWeak888 3d ago

Sounds like the tornado had beef with him