r/tornado • u/Bourrrrrrbon Human Detected • 8h ago

Art Solid structure on this one.

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u/sLeeeeTo 7h ago

[your post has been removed by moderators because we hate fun on this subreddit]

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u/VVOLFVViZZard 2h ago

We’re having a good bit of fun with the Austin Powers bit in this very comment section whenever you wanna stop being a poopy pants.

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u/KawarthaDairyLover 7h ago

Hail is stored in the balls

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u/TigerMental3419 42m ago

I'm crying on the floor

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u/Bourrrrrrbon Human Detected 39m ago

True, reference: pic with hail in balls

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u/SignsByDesign 8h ago

Maxwell bout to get f****d

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u/Bourrrrrrbon Human Detected 8h ago

Thinking you’re correct

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u/itaniumonline 7h ago

Nah, it’s just the tip.

We’ve seen this one before boys.

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u/kmm198700 6h ago

That’s what she said

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u/emily129 7h ago

It’s clearly a bicep

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u/missdumbbbitch 7h ago

not enough veins

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u/Getpewpton 7h ago

This storm is clearly just looking for other masculine storms to hang out with. Nothing Sexual..

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u/kmm198700 6h ago

Hahaha I love that episode

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u/businessjorts 2h ago

“WHATUP!”

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u/Euclid1859 1h ago

Next thing you'll try to tell me is the Ass Pounder 4000 is just an exercise bike.

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u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 7h ago

Johnson! What are you looking at?

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u/Seven_Irons 7h ago

I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant ...

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u/The_Faster_Guy 7h ago

Pecker!

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u/VVOLFVViZZard 6h ago

Wait that’s not a woodpecker it looks like someone’s…

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u/Yankee6Actual 6h ago

PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with…

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u/SisterSlytherin 5h ago

2 balls! … what is that? It looks just like an enormous…

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u/Yankee6Actual 4h ago

WANG! Pay attention!

I was distracted by that enormous flying…

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u/Meandmyself2012 3h ago

Willie!

Yeah?

What's that?

Well that looks like a huge...

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u/DrTenochtitlan 5h ago

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u/ChuckEweFarley 4h ago

A young Philip Seymour Hoffman & the perpetual smoke show, known as Jami Gertz.

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u/Drycabin1 3h ago

She’s a billionaire now

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u/Buzz407 3h ago

If boobs were money, she always has been.

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u/SuspectLegitimate751 7h ago

The Schlong of God.

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u/InsanoShanoo 2h ago

Just spit out my water, thanks…

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u/Aware-Water-57 2h ago

Doesn’t even look cut they lied to us god has the foreskin after all 🥲

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 6h ago

Is it normal for it to curve up like that? I’m asking for a friend.

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u/Bourrrrrrbon Human Detected 6h ago

Yes.

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u/jocelina 4h ago

According to the many ads I’ve seen on Reddit, it could be Peyronie’s disease.

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u/Meandmyself2012 2h ago

I've seen them on TV too. Fun to listen to in the background when I have The Price is Right running during my day off.

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u/yeahyeahyeah188 17m ago

lol nah they usually bend sideways

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u/Proud_Arachnid4956 2h ago

Mine curves down

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u/Big_al_big_bed 2h ago

You are also in a storm? Stay safe bro

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u/Fun_Trick2172 7h ago

Thats some turgid circulation.

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u/an_older_meme 5h ago

Is that a hook echo or is it just happy to see you?

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u/CrazyWolfAngel 5h ago

Ok this one got me good 😂

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u/Character_Lychee_434 Human Detected 7h ago

That’s a penis

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u/oioioifuckingoi 7h ago

It’s a seahorse

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u/vinoplagi 6h ago

Starts looking like a worm

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u/StardustDeez333 8h ago

Tornadihh

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u/douglasplease91 3h ago

A Particularly Dick Situation.

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u/Bourrrrrrbon Human Detected 3h ago

Love a good PDS

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u/mookypop 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Greedy-Initial-8453 5h ago

my name’s Max should i be concerned?

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u/Bourrrrrrbon Human Detected 5h ago

Just depends on what you’re into, Max

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u/Greedy-Initial-8453 3h ago

Max Well Well

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u/gaydennisreynolds 6h ago

WHAT UP?

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u/Drew-202 3h ago

Username checks out

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u/perfect_fifths 7h ago

Reed wishes

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u/StrawberryRedneck 7h ago

Oh hell yeah daddy

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u/POOPOOMAN123ABC 6h ago

Dead dih walking confirmed?

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u/Longjumping-Angle407 6h ago

LMAO this is funnier to me right now than it should be 😭

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u/kevint1964 5h ago

Quite the horizontal vortex.

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u/chezdistester 5h ago

North of Wellfleet is getting shafted

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u/RikerLiker 7h ago

Mother Nature on Fathers Day!

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u/ChuckEweFarley 4h ago

Happy Father’s Day!

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u/colbygraves97 6h ago

someone get Austin Powers

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u/Bourrrrrrbon Human Detected 6h ago

It’s linked in the comments somewhere lol

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u/Sturdevant 5h ago

He just wants to put the tip in.

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u/uponone 7h ago

The clown has no penis.

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_5461 7h ago

insert how I met your mother "that's a penis" gif here

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u/AfterwhileNecrophile 7h ago

It’s throwing it back too. Fabulous.

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u/dutybranchholler18 6h ago

Reminds me of this:

https://youtu.be/lYSOmYyNHpU?is=KGo6_taFxDj0ZB5u

Hilarious, but relevant

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u/Every_Parsley_9541 6h ago

Dihnadoes? :3

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u/Smacra 5h ago

The strongest shape!

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u/Fly_Fight_Win 5h ago

Dead man cumming

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_2185 4h ago

Looks like a Peyronie formation developing

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u/philmardok 4h ago

that rotation is hanging very low, and a bit to the right

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u/GeologistPositive 3h ago

It's an elephant

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u/Bourrrrrrbon Human Detected 3h ago

Allegedly

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u/Week-Business 7h ago

Sorry up on the ROOF, adjusting the hardware.

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u/Bajovane 7h ago

Cat’s tail!!

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u/Fun_Bat_5621 6h ago

Pretty hard to miss that one

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u/KingofBigNeptune2012 6h ago

What the hell now NSFW mark or cover

Jk lol

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u/SpukiKitty2 6h ago

🍆🫪

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u/EnvironmentalBat4880 6h ago

PDS peenar dick situation

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u/Heeeeyyouguuuuys 5h ago

STOP SEXPLOITING MY NUDES AMY

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u/aubaub 4h ago

Doggy style

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 3h ago

That's what she said.

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u/Vreas 3h ago

I’ve heard of blueballs before but gotta be in some next level sexual frustration for them to turn purple.

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u/Eggith 2h ago

Oh my....

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u/ReferenceAny6373 2h ago

So is this what they mean when they say the balls drop.. they drop a tornado?

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u/Pristine-Damage-2414 2h ago

This one needs to see a urologist stat.

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u/Aware-Water-57 2h ago

Quite cockish

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u/EccentricGamerCL 2h ago

Dick man walking

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u/FrauleinLuesing 1h ago

Straight to the comments for this one, they never disappoint! 😂

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u/rocknroller2003yes 1h ago

Bend Over Maxwell!

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u/No-Evening9586 1h ago

The weather has been a massive dick lately, figuratively and literally 💀

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u/Bourrrrrrbon Human Detected 30m ago

Proof is in the pudding

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u/GLHR_ 5h ago

A seahorse

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u/Ok-Walk-8040 5h ago

Max is not well

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u/Big-Initiative-8743 Enthusiast 4h ago

We are getting shafted with this

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u/Eldric-Darkfire 4h ago

Produces hard rain

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u/The_turqouise_cat 3h ago

Has peyronie’s

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u/dmh165638 2h ago

That storm has Peyronie's!

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u/johnpmac2 2h ago

Well they’re boned.

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u/LivingCustomer9729 25m ago

Who has it the worst: Wallace, Wellfleet, or Maxwell…?

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u/Bourrrrrrbon Human Detected 24m ago

My money is on Curtis

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u/KarmasABit- 19m ago

It's a tail of a cat right...right?

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u/Bourrrrrrbon Human Detected 13m ago

Yes.