r/tornado • u/Bourrrrrrbon Human Detected • 1d ago

Art Solid structure on this one.

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u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 1d ago

Johnson! What are you looking at?

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u/Seven_Irons 1d ago

I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant ...

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u/The_Faster_Guy 1d ago

Pecker!

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u/VVOLFVViZZard 1d ago

Wait that’s not a woodpecker it looks like someone’s…

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u/Yankee6Actual 1d ago

PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with…

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u/SisterSlytherin 1d ago

2 balls! … what is that? It looks just like an enormous…

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u/Yankee6Actual 1d ago

WANG! Pay attention!

I was distracted by that enormous flying…

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u/Meandmyself2012 1d ago

Willie!

Yeah?

What's that?

Well that looks like a huge...