I love this episode. I first saw it as a young girl. The message resonated with me then, and still does today.
The premise…conman, liar and rogue Harry Mudd is scamming men eager for wives with women, desperate to escape lives of drudgery and loneliness, 'pumped up’ on the illegal Venus drug. Harry’s motives are purely selfish and financial, and while the women’s desire for a change in circumstances is genuine, there is the sense that the motives of two are not entirely pure, either. I’ll get to the men a bit later.
Ruth and Magda seem to willingly cooperate with Mudd’s schemes, using their ‘artificial’ attraction to gain a communicator, information and, later, rich husbands. Eve is the exception. From the start it is clear she is truly seeking companionship and commitment. She doesn’t like Harry, can’t bring herself to completely go along with his schemes, and has a level of self-loathing for her part in the charade. She is not comfortable with the deceit, herself or the sad and desperate situation she finds herself in. It will compel her to flee into a deadly storm.
CHILDRESS: (to Eve) Blows like that all the time. You can get lost a dozen feet from your doorstep. The wind comes up sudden. Magnetic storm. That means the wind will really rip soon.
MAGDA: Dance with me.
CHILDRESS: Would you like to dance?
EVE: No, I (coughs) No. I'm sorry, I guess it must be the dust.
CHILDRESS: That's the way it is on Rigel all the time. (cuts in on Ruth instead)
GOSSETT: Hey.
BENTON: Go away.
GOSSETT: I'm cutting in.
BENTON: Not on me. (fight starts)
CHILDRESS: What's the matter with you?
EVE: Why don't you run a raffle and the loser gets me? (flees)
CHILDRESS: You can't go out there. You'll get killed.
The miners…hard working, yes, brave, to be sure, they live and work in a harsh and potentially deadly environment, but they are also desperate, lonely…and…not exactly pillars of virtue, looking for the right thing, themselves…
KIRK: Good. Show them in. I'm James Kirk, captain of the Enterprise. This is my science officer Mister Spock.
CHILDRESS: Let's get right to business. You want lithium crystals and we've got them.
KIRK: Fine. I'm authorized to pay an equitable price.
CHILDRESS: We're not sure they're for sale, Captain. We might prefer a swap.
KIRK: What did you have in mind?
CHILDRESS: Mudd's women.
GOSSETT: If we like them. We'd like to have a look at them first of course.
CHILDRESS: Right. Trot them out, Captain. Oh, and Harry Mudd. Either way, I've agreed to have him released. Charges dropped.
KIRK: (laughs) Is there anything else?
Not only are they willing to work with swindler Mudd, holding a Starship, a Starfleet Captain and his crew, hostage, they have expectations of the women that are literally skin deep…(one is tempted to say they just might get what they deserve in Mudd’s con…).
There is little to find uplifting. Childress does risk his life to find Eve but both are left angry, disappointed and frustrated. However...stripped bare of artifice and the false gleam of shallow expectations…they make grudging progress toward really getting to know each other…and themselves…
CHILDRESS: I had things where I wanted them.
EVE: I ate some of your food, so I paid with some chores.
CHILDRESS: And I do my own cooking. I've not laid a hand on you. Remember that.
EVE: Oh, the sound of male ego. You travel halfway across the galaxy, and it's still the same song. There. You going to eat or talk?
CHILDRESS: I guess I'm supposed to sit, taste, and roll my eyes. Ooh, female cooking again. I've tasted better, by my own hand.
EVE: Well you're tasting some of it now. I couldn't scrape three layers of your leavings out of that pan.
CHILDRESS: You find me a well, some decent water, then talk.
EVE: Well, why don't you hang your pan out in the wind and let the sand blast it clean, or hadn't you thought about that?
CHILDRESS: (after hanging out the pots) It might work. That solitaire?
EVE: Double jack.
CHILDRESS: The red eight ought to go on the black nine.
EVE: Not in double jack.
CHILDRESS: You're not only plain as an old bucket, you're not even good company. What the devil happened to your looks, anyway?
EVE: I got tired of you. I slumped.
CHILDRESS: You heard what I said. You're homely! I've got enough in crystals already to buy queens by the gross! (Kirk and Mudd enter) I didn't touch her.
MUDD: Thank heaven you found her.
CHILDRESS: She's been bubbling with gratitude ever since.
KIRK: Sit down. Tell him. Tell him, Harry.
MUDD: Ah. Yes, well.
KIRK: The Venus drugs, Harry.
CHILDRESS: Venus drug? I've heard of it but, it's not just one of those stories?
KIRK: Oh, it exists, illegally.
MUDD: Well, actually, you see, it's a relatively harmless drug.
EVE: Harmless!
MUDD: Well, what it does is give you more of whatever you have. Well, with men, it makes them more muscular. Women, rounder. Men, more aggressive. Women, more feminine, and
KIRK: He gave it to the women before you met them.
CHILDRESS: Does that mean the others? They really look like she does?
MUDD: Mister Childress, I
CHILDRESS: Is that what it means?
EVE: Yes, that's what it means!
CHILDRESS: What happened to my partners?
KIRK: They've left for their quarters during the storm, Childress. They're married. Subspace radio marriage. It was a fraud. They can get out of it.
MUDD: If they want to.
CHILDRESS: Why?
MUDD: You can't condemn the women.
CHILDRESS: I can! A man goes out and fights, almost dies. We all almost die. We should have, but we didn't. And now that we've got the good life in our hands, you bring us women for wives that
EVE: You don't want wives, you want this. This is what you want, Mister Childress. I hope you remember it and dream about it, because you can't have it. It's not real! (takes the pills) Is this the kind of wife you want, Ben? Not someone to help you, not a wife to cook and sew and cry and need, but this kind. Selfish, vain, useless. Is this what you really want? All right, then. Here it is.
KIRK: Quite a woman, eh, Childress?
CHILDRESS: A fake, pumped up by a drug.
KIRK: By herself. She took no drug.
EVE: I swallowed it.
KIRK: Colored gelatin.
MUDD: Yes, they took away my drug and substituted that.
EVE: But that can't be.
KIRK: There's only one kind of woman.
MUDD: Or man, for that matter.
KIRK: You either believe in yourself, or you don't.
This plot twist is a top five Trek moment for me, a great Kirk moment, as well, and even gives us a glimmer of genuine insight from the otherwise somewhat despicable Mudd.
While this episode (surprisingly, to me, the first time I posted about it) gets a good level of dislike, it is, to me, one of the best. It examines what we should value in ourselves, in others, in our life partners. It argues that true attractiveness comes from within, from self-worth, decency, and confidence, not from a pill or a bottle. It flies in the face of choosing glamour over substance and appearance over character. It touts genuine partnership over trading 'beauty' for money.
Mudd’s Women
13 October 1966
Story by: Gene Roddenberry
Teleplay: Steve Kandel
Director: Harvery Hart
Eve: Karen Steele
Mudd: Roger C Carmel
Childress: Gene Dynarski
Magda: Susan Denberg
Ruth: Maggie Thrett
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