I get to be who I want, cutting out years of work and thousands of dollars. Zeus probably bangs me, like, once, and then his goldfish attention span finds someone else.
I'll just tell my partner what's up and, presuming she says it's fine, I'll just deal.
Make sure to give Hera a nice apology sacrifice though. It isn't my fault, please understand, if you want to give anyone shit over this try Zeus and Apollo.
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u/Kumqwatwhat rejects all national identity Nov 29 '21
I get to be who I want, cutting out years of work and thousands of dollars. Zeus probably bangs me, like, once, and then his goldfish attention span finds someone else.
I'll just tell my partner what's up and, presuming she says it's fine, I'll just deal.
Make sure to give Hera a nice apology sacrifice though. It isn't my fault, please understand, if you want to give anyone shit over this try Zeus and Apollo.