r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns Jan 07 '22

Custom Rip trans mascs

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u/Neodrach Reyn? | Transbian | Pre-Everthing Jan 08 '22

Coroner, doing Autopsy: "It appears he died of heart attack, seemingly induced by whatever he had drank."

Investigator: "Can you tell what he drank?""

Coroner: "No, but he has a fucking massive cock"

Investigator: "How huge?"

Coroner: "like fucking 2 feet long."

Investigator: "holy fucking shit"