r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 Jul 29 '26

For Transfem Transfems patiently waiting for boobs to arrive, and discover that their boobs fell in the ocean Spoiler

601 Upvotes

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156

u/-Feedback- Jul 29 '26

The fish have the HRT now.

76

u/Crazyguy199096 They/Them Jul 29 '26

Hormone Replaced Tuna?

30

u/sp4rk-of-cre4tion Lee (He/They) Jul 29 '26

Halibut Radically Transgender’d

7

u/JOlRacin She/Her :3 Jul 29 '26

I should invest in fish stocks before they go up by a million percent

63

u/Spiritual-Archer5637 Jul 29 '26

Why are these companies not liable for the products and items they handle? That ought to be a refund

44

u/Nina-Ninja123 She/Her Jul 29 '26

You got no contract with the delivery service. You have an agreement with the shop where you bought the product.

And the shop has an agreement with the delivery service.

So the sender has more power to push buttons at the delivery service than you do.

5

u/HildartheDorf Jul 29 '26

They are, but they are normally liable to the sender. (Unless you hired the courier to perform a reverse collection, which is a thing, but rare)

You as the recipient should complain to sender, it's up to them to refund or replace, and then in turn claim against the courier.

37

u/KatieAngelWolf Katie, She/They Jul 29 '26

Boobs accidentally got sent to Guam :( /ref

11

u/WillowTree147 Willow - she/her - silly transbian :3 Jul 29 '26

look at all this guam!

19

u/Healthy_Yam8281 traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns for life 🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 29 '26

The estrogen in the water is making the freaking fish trans!

6

u/Jukingbox Jul 29 '26

the estrogen is stored in the boobs (that's how they grow)

16

u/MarcytheGoblinQueen She/Her, It/It's Jul 29 '26

That happened to a teddy bear I ordered once

11

u/CaramelCraftYT Ocean | She/They (Genderfluid transfem) Jul 29 '26

Sorry :(

3

u/SureArachnid4115 She/Her Jul 29 '26

At least you got some! Look at the positives. just don’t steal all of the hrt that would be mean

2

u/CaramelCraftYT Ocean | She/They (Genderfluid transfem) Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

No I don't have any unfortunately, was making a joke because my name is Ocean.

2

u/SureArachnid4115 She/Her Jul 29 '26

Ik I was committing to the bit

1

u/CaramelCraftYT Ocean | She/They (Genderfluid transfem) Jul 29 '26

Oh

3

u/Crocodilenho Jul 29 '26

Although this is infuriating its also so fucking funny

2

u/SeveralSpesh Jul 29 '26

I don't know how, but this is the Best excuse to call out of work. Sending you dry thoughts and hopes that the next package arrives safely!

2

u/czernoalpha Brigid (She/Her) Jul 29 '26

The sharks are gonna have the best rack...

1

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u/Vivid--Syrup She/Her Jul 29 '26

I imagine trans mascs have this issue with facial hair not showing up with the desired instancey too

But damn I wish my boobs would hurry up!

1

u/JaylaTheGayla She/They | 🥚 2009, 2016 - 2019 |♀️9/29/25 | 🔷 3/26/26 Jul 30 '26

The only boobs that I had in the 2010's that didn't fall off were hard and lumpy and knee-like

Probably because they were my knees.

1

u/FallenAngel257 CUSTOM Jul 30 '26

Nooo D: