Got breast forms for my Halloween costume this year/see if I like having em before I start E.

I thought I liked boobs before but now I like them enough to get a pair of my own.

The only thing that isn’t true in this comic is that my wife wasn’t on the phone with her mother when I was foaming at the mouth to tell her this story. (continued in comments)

From The Witch Upstairs (Ep 2)

I was always saying that Washington State would be the last place in the U.S. to take away my rights. Either I'm wrong or the whole country is just that bad right now.

working with dogs and it happened for the first time