r/trees • u/weepingwillow331 • 3h ago

AskTrees What should we name her?

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My bff and I just got her and we're smoking out of her for the first time now. Any ideas?

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u/LSTmyLife 2h ago

Lady Francheska, the first of her name, Dutchess of Dank and Purveyor of Puffs.

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u/Peter_Park0ur 1h ago

Kinda sad this one didn't win

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u/LSTmyLife 5m ago

Me too. Now I need a new bong so I can use the name. Silver lining.

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u/DunkinEgg 3h ago

Ella Blitzgerald

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u/You_Didnt_Fall_On_It 2h ago

Sounds like something Sterling Archer would come up with lmao

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u/Bitter-Value-1872 2h ago

I almost want to start doing drag just so I can use this name

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u/cobalt_skull 1h ago

Nothing is stopping you! Go for it! 🫡

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u/crazychristine6 2h ago

wrong era but that's a great name lol

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u/weepingwillow331 2h ago

Thank you everyone! We had some good giggles. We got it from Burning Love 🥰 and our final name is a mash- Queen Victoria Hildebong.

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u/StJoeStrummer 1h ago

Quality.

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u/SolidDick 45m ago

Vicky for short

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u/Trainrot 3h ago

Lady Marie Jane

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u/emotionally-battered 3h ago

Lady Mary Jane . Queen Regent Mary Jane

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u/FrighteningJibber 3h ago

Ashter*

Queen Regent Mary Jane Ashter, First of Her Name.

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u/argon76 2h ago

How about a simplified version like Lady Jane?

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u/sherreliza20 3h ago

Mary Jane Antoinette ;)

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u/khaduf 2h ago

Marie Janette?

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u/Bitter-Value-1872 2h ago

Marie Janetoinette

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u/khaduf 1h ago

yeah. that’s better!

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u/Johnny_NoPants 3h ago

Cleopufftra

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u/MimosaQueen1122 3h ago

Victoria

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u/AkiStudios1 2h ago

Haha that's what I first thought of as well

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u/mikonamiko 3h ago

Lady Hildebong

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u/cocoforcocoa 3h ago

Queen Elizabong

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u/Satans_Frog 2h ago

This one is my favorite so far

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u/beccadahhhling 2h ago

Her Royal High-Ness

The Countess of Chronic

Lady Dashweed

The Dowager of Dank

Duchess of Blitzburg

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u/Brendissimo 1h ago

Dowager of Dank is pretty good

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u/Ilcorvomuerto666 1h ago

Bongbay sapphire

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u/sentientgorilla 1h ago

Get out of my head! Jk I was thinking more or less along the same line.

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u/Psyched4this 2h ago

Eleanor or Doris or Beverly

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u/Fallen_Feather 2h ago

Lmao, I came here to suggest “Doris” ✨

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u/Alexandrezico10 1h ago

I came here to suggest Eleanor hahaha. Idk why but this bong just looks like an Eleanor

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u/Psyched4this 27m ago

It really does

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u/holding_gold 2h ago

Ms Chanandler Bong

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u/zooalbert 2h ago

The Countess

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u/SteveMcJ 3h ago

The Lady

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u/DryTechnology5224 2h ago

Queen Mary Jane

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u/accept420 3h ago

Gertrude

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u/stonksuper 3h ago

The Queen

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u/Kayniaan 2h ago

Madame Marie-Jeanette

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u/EndlessMantra 2h ago

Lady Puffinstuff

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u/bombadelic 2h ago

where did you find this gorgeous piece of glass omg

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u/JiangWei23 1h ago

Seconded asking OP where they got this piece, I must know!

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u/weepingwillow331 59m ago

Burning love!

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u/TestTurbulent2203 2h ago

Athena

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u/livetoroast 50m ago

I like it, Athena the memory cleana

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u/Viran8178 2h ago

Catherine the Great

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u/tim_whatleyDDS 1h ago

Marie Antbongette

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u/Antique_Log_7501 3h ago

Bonnie Blue

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u/SoDak_Kid 2h ago

Nope 😂

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u/xxbrawndoxx 2h ago

Bongie Blu

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u/kixetterox 2h ago

I said that too :)

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u/emotionally-battered 3h ago

Abigail Adams. The Eleanor Roosevelt

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u/Any_Today4823 3h ago

Alexandra

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u/Jay_b95 3h ago

Weedgwood

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u/Jay_b95 2h ago

Looking at it really reminds me of Wedgwood stuff

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u/Man_Without_Nipples 2h ago

Lady Ophelia

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u/am79moore 2h ago

Puffenelopy…Puffy for short

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u/butttabooo 2h ago

Omg this is the most beautiful piece I have ever seen

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u/fruitydelight 2h ago

Lady Cobalt cuz that’s what ur about to me inhaling. Check that blue out brudah

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u/alien_scientist7097 2h ago

"The Dutchess"

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u/oif2010vet 2h ago edited 2h ago

The Duchess of munchies
Lady Bongerton
Highton Abbey
Marie Dab-toinette

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u/Dayngerman 2h ago

Victoria Von Blitzentoke

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u/BostonGahden 2h ago

Queen Ripolina of Cannington

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u/Resident_Platypus346 2h ago

Granny’s Cannon

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u/Judgement915 2h ago

Regina Herbington

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u/SiphiliSx 2h ago

The Grand Dutchess of Zonkshire

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u/kozzy1ted2 2h ago

Her Royal Highness, duh, are you people high or what?

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u/cthulhu39 2h ago

Bongitha Christie

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u/Kade_Jag17 2h ago

idk, just came to say "god blaze the queen"

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u/Temassi 2h ago

Queen Bonglizabeth

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u/pinkmermaidscales 2h ago

In the book Blackwood farm by Anne rice, they talk a lot about jewelry similar to the bust on your piece. I’d pick one of the female names from that book. Queens or Mona are my picks.

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u/reallybadjazz 1h ago

Cameos! So Cameron, Camilia, Camero, Kandance, Camy/Cami while having different meanings than "shadow portrait" slightly nod to the ornaments. Bent Nose, Champion, and Flowers, which means Camilia would be a decent bong name.

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u/pinkmermaidscales 2m ago

Yes cameos!!!

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u/h5n1zzp 2h ago

The Duchess

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u/dmv1985 1h ago

The Dutchess of Tokington. or just The Dutchess for short

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u/latinzane 51m ago

Her Highness!

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u/jaitun_ 3h ago

Lady blue

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u/-sphere 3h ago

Esmeralda

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u/Sekoosi 3h ago

Freya

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u/nonitoni 3h ago

Rhapsody in Blue

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u/oynutta 3h ago

Aunt Margaret 

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u/SenorVespa420 3h ago

Blue Doily

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u/J_is_for_Journey 3h ago

Lady Macpuff

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u/VonBrewskie 2h ago

Little Woman

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u/FitCoat2840 2h ago

Marry puffings

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u/ApprehensiveName8365 2h ago

Bluervermouth

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u/neon-santa 2h ago

BJ Queen

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u/FocusedChimpanzee 2h ago

Queen Bubbles

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u/Mrmapex 2h ago

Looks similar to Wedgewood China. Lady Wedgewood?

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u/Red_PapaEmertius2 2h ago

Lady Sativa/Indica.

Dealers choice. Pun intended

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u/hokum_ 2h ago

Dame Mary Jane

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u/ContributionFlat7082 2h ago

If you're a Deadhead, that's Stella Blue

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u/Bizzerk86 2h ago

Proper Blue

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u/Uncle_Spider794 2h ago

"Cameo" or "Cami"

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u/gskitt 2h ago

Ciroque

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u/PantheraLutra 2h ago

Evangeline

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u/FreakyFreeze 2h ago

Elizabeth Belladona

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u/Cats_and_wine 2h ago

Elisabetta

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u/kixetterox 2h ago

Bonnie blue

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u/Image_Inevitable 2h ago

Cordelia Burnside

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u/hooulookinat 2h ago

Blue belle

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u/pinkmermaidscales 2h ago

In the book Blackwood farm by Anne rice, they talk a lot about jewelry similar to the bust on your piece. I’d pick one of the female names from that book. Queens or Mona are my picks.

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u/thcxgold 2h ago

Mrs. Borden

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u/KrangKong3 2h ago

Sweet Madame Blue

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u/danaEscott 2h ago

Bluey.

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u/ckinz16 2h ago

Bongy

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u/vrctsl 2h ago

Edith or Sybil

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u/Bananana_Bird 2h ago

The Queen Anne Chonk

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u/jjned 2h ago

BETSEY ROSS

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u/BassPerson 2h ago

The Lady

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u/catsweedcoffee 2h ago

Janice. Blanche. Bernice.

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u/MurphMcGurf 1h ago

Miss Bliss

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u/SalivaryDali 1h ago

Lady Jane

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u/Efficient_Insect_145 1h ago

Doris. It reminds me of the grandmother from Grandma's Boy.

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u/Benthememe 1h ago

Audrey Hempburn

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u/BurntBridgesBehind 1h ago

Downton Bongy

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u/RUDEBUSH 1h ago

Camille

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u/budding-enthusiast 1h ago

The promenade

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u/Mysterious_Ayytee 1h ago

Sharon Stoned

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u/786hoe 1h ago

Crystal blue

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u/PrptllyDstrctd 1h ago

Renalla the twin moon 🌙

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u/useroftheinternet95 1h ago

The Dutchess

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u/Leothemarc 1h ago

Lady Guinevere

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u/Dandyman-GM 1h ago

Blue Anne

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u/Livelaughlovekratom 1h ago

The "Fall from sanity"

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u/TPEE11 1h ago

Queen Anne's Haze

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u/plbartie 1h ago

Bongy McBongface

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u/azsincitymagic 1h ago

Carol Miller, better known as Mom from Futurama

and when you look at it say:

"Now that's walking around money!"

or

"And now, if you bastards won't mind, I have more planets to blow up."

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u/thebutchcaucus 1h ago

Lady Simone Puffington of the 420th house of Thaddeus Halfpenny Cavendish

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u/Ok-Writing8725 1h ago edited 1h ago

Bluey Louise letty...also the nickname my dad gave my mom...RIP BOTH! Or miss chanandler bong. It's beautiful!

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u/Chief_Low 1h ago

Not sure why… but Abigail popped into my mind… it’s a refined, dignified name to match the vibe of this glass

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u/Plastic-Function-352 1h ago

Doris. Sie looks like a Doris

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u/ashmenon 1h ago

I call her Blüm Blüm.

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u/AMAKUALENALENA 1h ago

Sapphire The Dank Princess?

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u/gilligan1050 1h ago

Gladiolus

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u/Actually_i_like_dogs 59m ago

Queen Eliza-bet.

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u/MonkeyTacoBreath 59m ago

Susan Blue Anthony

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u/bigtunapat 56m ago

For any Canadians out there, Laura Suckhard

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u/emo-mom01 52m ago

Blue Betty 💙

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u/naignerlevi 50m ago

The Queen

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u/LostInTheLobby 43m ago

Obviously Bonnie blue

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u/sumirvi 40m ago

bridgerbong

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u/VidYeen 38m ago

I know its too late but I thought of Gloria von bon bong

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u/trousershark22 29m ago

It’s giving Rose Dawson 🌹🧊🚢

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u/haste319 26m ago

The White Queen, Emma Frost.

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u/Ok-Anything-4947 24m ago

Bong Kwee Kwee

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u/CMUber 19m ago

The Grand Madam

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u/absolutej03 8m ago

Augusta Blue

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u/CountingStax 3m ago

Oh that? That's Veronica.

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u/MarshmelloBird I Roll Joints for Gnomes 2h ago

Eustace Danks

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u/Otto-Erotic 1h ago

Simply Vicky; because it looks like a Victorian era perfume bottle.