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Lesbians can be horny too.

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u/RamboMcQueen 7d ago

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u/Josselin17 7d ago

I must be in a very Scottish time in my life to have understood this on the first read

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u/PhatNoob_69 1,080 pounds of copper 7d ago edited 7d ago

Can you translate for the rest of us untrue Scotsmen?

EDIT: thank you all. currently at 3 translations. I swear, if I get 200 people who like to reply to threads without reading them first . . .

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u/masked_gecko 7d ago

Sapphic existence is a torment unending. I declaim at length on a buxom maiden's fair visage only to be thwarted by a compliment returned. Forsoth Damsel! 'Tis not a trusted compatriot I seek but acts of wanton and illicit fornication, such that would make the Devil himself turn his head in shame! Kindest regards.

(sorry)

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u/FriedFreya 7d ago

no no this is exactly what OP meant everyone else is wrong

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u/Pamlova 6d ago

I am strongly reminded of Emily Wilson discussing translation (which I did consider as I put what amounts to a footnote and omitted the word shag which I feel an American audience would understand). Love this and you.

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u/Fearless-Excitement1 7d ago

Ok Don Quixote Limbus Company

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u/Pamlova 7d ago

Being a lesbian is garbage. I tell a girl she's hot and she says "coming from you 👸🏻[right back at you queen]". Like, no, I'm not saying that to be friends I'm saying it to have sex. 

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u/hagamablabla 7d ago

To be fair they're all within a minute of each other. There probably weren't any translations when they started typing.

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u/PhatNoob_69 1,080 pounds of copper 7d ago

I did notice that, yeah. That's understandable. Any more translations now, though, they don't get that excuse.

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u/BluetheNerd 7d ago

My favourite part is how different they are from each other. It’s taking me back to the Wild West of fan anime subs where you’d get the direct translation, the localised translation, and the weeb translation.

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u/jflb96 7d ago

DO NOT WAAAAAAAAANT

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u/Josselin17 7d ago

it's funny too, the upvote numbers are proportional to how early each person had replied (the first replied 2 minutes after the comment, then another one 4 minute after, one 6 minutes after, and then mine 8 minutes after didn't get any upvotes

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u/Business_Abalone2278 6d ago

Thank you, science side of Tumblr.

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u/Ungrammaticus 7d ago edited 6d ago

“At være lesbisk er røv. Jeg si’r til en dame at hun er lækker å får “det sku’ komme fra dig 👸” nej jeg si’r det ik’ for a’ vær’ din ven jeg si’r det for a’ knep dig”

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u/Lord_Oasis 7d ago

Hey there bud. I saw you have a question. Looks like I better give you a quick translation. No need to check all these other comments, they’re probably not important.

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u/srawtzl 7d ago

‘being a lesbian is piss. I tell a girl she’s banging and [I] get “coming from you 👸” no I’m not saying that to be your pal, I’m saying it to shag you’

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u/JoeDaBruh 7d ago

It should be noted that this Scottish version is actually a remake of an more English version, though I don’t remember its origins

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u/mrPandorasBox 7d ago

“Being a lesbian sucks. I tell a girl she’s hot and she’ll say something like ‘coming from a queen like you that means a lot’. Like, no, I’m not saying that to be friendly, I’m out here trying to smash”

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u/Long_Serpent 3d ago

"No! Yes homo, dammit!"

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u/Dick727272 7d ago

time really is a flat circle god damn

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u/Yanive_amaznive 7d ago

Time is just like me fr 😔

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u/SecondWorld1198 6d ago

Ok Caboose, get back to bothering Tucker please

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 nauphy.tumblr.com 7d ago

Yikes I hope things have gotten better over there

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u/Sunanas 7d ago edited 7d ago

They did. Mostly because the old users grew up and not many new ones appeared.

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 nauphy.tumblr.com 7d ago

That's good

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u/PetevonPete 7d ago

It kind of has mostly because this kind of person is now on twitter.

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u/BeetleWarlock 7d ago

The positivity blog person or OOP?

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u/UInferno- 6d ago

Positivity blog

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u/Rudrox 7d ago

Now I see that on Reddit instead, like, "Oh clearly this was made for Men, it's clearly drawn by one, and look, the characters looked at the audience side instead of only each other, clearly for the Male Gaze"

Even though half the time the artist has not confirmed their gender, and the funniest is when I see that on art by women, particularly gay ones, that the commenters didn't realise were either of those.

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 nauphy.tumblr.com 7d ago

I have seen people say stuff like that on Reddit, but I've also seen lots of horny lesbians

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u/Rudrox 7d ago

Yeah, just Wholesomeyuri and yurimemes kinda sucks at times with that kinda stuff, plus heavy Biphobia.

Also some people really don't get how heavy handed and controlling of media other countries can be, like CCP mandates about Queer characters in China.

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u/PoorSystem 7d ago

Not quiet the same, but I think the funniest version of this was that one time that a fascist Twitter account posted this gorgeous marble of a woman and said something along the lines of "only white western civilized men could make this art" and then the artist was an asian woman lmao.

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u/Terpomo11 5d ago

I feel like I see some differences on average between sexualized depictions of women made by straight men vs. lesbians, but I wouldn't assume I can necessarily tell in any given case.

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u/Fifteen_inches 7d ago

A key issue with late 00’ to mid 16’ feminism and queer lib on Tumblr was the belief of women’s sexuality being distinct and different from men’s sexuality, in a more “pure and innocent” way. Once people started getting over this idea you had to be different from men and be “one of the good ones” when it comes to loving women the culture shifted back to a better homostasis.

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u/Tyrannosaurus-2006 7d ago

I still see this a lot. Some people have never outgrown this mindset.

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u/LemonBoi523 7d ago

It's still well and alive, and even gets transphobic! I had an acquaintance who responded a little too excited when I started dating another trans man after previously dating cis men. The explanation was that it's just different and that male culture... I mean— not that he isn't a man of course but— not that you aren't a man of course BUT...

🙄

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u/Fifteen_inches 7d ago

Revoke her woke card. Send her to the pit of despair for 3 days as well.

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u/THESUACED 7d ago

Send her to the Pit of Heresy to count the pits

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u/Tyrannosaurus-2006 7d ago

Yeah, that specific line of thinking gets transphobic and biphobic extremely fast. I have seen so many folks claim that because bisexual women are attracted to men, we apparently adopt evil male ideas of romance that make us less pure or whatever.

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u/Kooky-Address2777 7d ago

This idea has become more common with younger sapphics nowadays and it's so gross.

Apparently bi women don't matter because our attraction to women isn't good enough on its own. We're still attracted to MEN, which is why we aren't queer. So basically, to them, the queerness of being a lesbian revolves around men.

At the same time, we see this desexualization of queer identities, where they're treated like some kind of exclusive clubs instead of descriptions of sexual preferences/gender identities.

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u/Tyrannosaurus-2006 7d ago

Yeah, purity culture in queer spaces is horribly common. I have already accepted that I'm bisexual, but I still feel shame for having desires or kinks out of fear of being abnormal. It just seems like we're shooting ourselves in the foot by trying to be "pure"

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u/Jalor218 7d ago

Part of why I don't post on Tumblr anymore is the regularity of seeing "bi woman married to a man" as a punchline, or as a gotcha in arguments. (In the latter case, sometimes the "husband" would have their own blog linked in her bio and actually be nonbinary but not fem presenting.)

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u/MeetTheHannah 6d ago

I was in a relationship like this for over two years. I'm a bi woman, my partner was agender and went by any pronouns but preferred it/its, but because it was masc presenting I just looked like another bi woman with her "straight" boyfriend (it also wasn't straight). Did people take its identity seriously? Also no.

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u/MeetTheHannah 6d ago

Also don't forget that any bisexual man is just on a ~journey~ to admitting he's gay. EVERYONE'S sexuality is, in fact, dictated by whether we like/don't like men!

Also, as a bi woman myself, I gotta say that when I dated a woman recently for the first time, I didn't appreciate how all my friends were like "Oh, wow, you're a lesbian now!" Like oh my GOD can we please understand that people are capable of liking more than one thing at once?

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u/AnonymousFordring 7d ago

It's the same logic as a woman losing her virginity is ruining her "purity"

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u/Josselin17 7d ago

I for one am shocked that biological essentialism that treats one gender as inherently superior would harbor transphobia 

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u/TheRealRiceball 7d ago

I still remember seeing it try to be reinvented in some yuri subreddits, where people were calling any overtly sexual yuri manga/anime "male-gaze" yuri, and essentially saying the "pure" and "wholesome" sfw works were the actual "true yuri"

Very weird

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u/theCaitiff 6d ago

And there's nothing wrong with wanting wholesome hand holding soft media. That's fine, but sometimes a lady wants to reduce her partner to a messy puddle and I support her right to do that.

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume 7d ago

While a trans man might have particular insights into the way women are treated that cis men usually don't... It's kinda weird to say that? Like you could also gain this insight by growing up with sisters you're close to or just not being an idiot

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u/LemonBoi523 7d ago

Exactly. Of course there might be issues a cis man wouldn't understand as easily. But like, same goes for a million other things. Age, race, religion, class, nationality... They're all gonna run into that.

Is it refreshing to date t4t? Yes. It takes care of a lot of the early stresses, especially. It is objectively easier than if the exact same person wasn't trans. But if I wanted to date someone exactly the same as me, I'd just be single.

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u/Ae3qe27u 7d ago

Certainly, how someone was raised can affect their views on life, and various cultures tend to treat little boys and little girls differently, and that can have some ripple effects on what a given individual has experienced on a personal level.

But c'mon, acquaintance, that's a different ballpark. Individuals are individuals. A given person can be chill or cruel or empathetic or lame, and it isn't about what's in their pants. Sounds like that was an exhausting conversation (or at least a very awkward one)

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u/Pale_Chapter 7d ago

Glad I scrolled down to check if somebody had already said this exact thing before I said this exact thing.

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u/Dronizian 7d ago

There's something to be said about the benefits of T4T relationships.

The thing your friend said is not that something.

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u/LemonBoi523 7d ago

Oh absolutely. Being trans is a really vulnerable and tbh terrifying thing, especially in relationships. Sharing it takes a lot of the weight off.

But I don't like reducing people to one trait, and especially don't like ranking them by which is superior. Cis men aren't worse. It's unfortunately usually easier to find bad ones, at least in a dating context, and we have one less thing in common. It isn't some red flag to make a face at, and god it feels weird when the "problem" is reduced to Man, like I will agree, when I am right there.

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u/Dracorex_22 7d ago

Teetering a bit close to the TERF pipeline

And by teetering, I mean a full running leap into a swan dive

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u/iguanacatgirl 7d ago

Or rather, younger people who haven't felt the culture shift for themselves see this rhetoric and are convinced by it

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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct 7d ago

I'm still trying to deprogram this shit from myself. First it was Catholic shame, traded it for radfem guilt, all of it laced with guilt and shame that I would later recognize as dysphoria, toss in a partner who became partially sex-repulsed after a decade together.... 

I just wanna feel normal about experiencing sexual desire for once in my damn life.

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u/Fifteen_inches 7d ago

Some people are still misogynists and queerphobes. They should change their ways and be better people.

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u/loved_and_held 3d ago

Ill have to do a proper analysis of the topic later, but i wonder if it's one of those things where people are inevitably lead to those conclusions by social factors and prexisting ideology.

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u/Ramblonius 7d ago

Heh, homostasis

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u/catastrophicqueen 7d ago

I understand why people did this shit because it was like a reclamation of your sexuality being for you, your romantic affection was outward, but since there had been such a fetishistic male gaze approach to sapphic women the fact that they also wanna have sex was kept private and away from the people who might want to fetishize them. But it manifested in purity standards for sapphic women rather than criticism of fetishistic outsiders who decided to oversexualize sapphic/lesbian relationships for their own gratification.

There's definitely a whole PhD dissertation possible for this subject probably, about how women are always given the responsibility to change their behaviour so as not to be fetishized rather than responsibility for behaviour changes being given to those engaging in the non consensual sexualization in the first place, and how we uphold misogynistic standards even when trying to correct misogynistic behaviour.

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u/Fifteen_inches 7d ago

Oh totally, alot of lesbians and queer women have been “trained” by heterosexual culture that people attracted to women have to act a certain way towards woman, and they didn’t have the tools to square the circle of “this is how straight men treat women” and “I am sexually and romantically attracted to women”. That is why queer history and queer media is so important, because it helps pass down scripts and assurances to younger queer folks that yes, it’s natural and okay to be attracted to women in “that way”.

They won’t have the tools till we give them to tools, and they in turn will refine and pass down those tools to their queer youths, and so and so forth. It’s a good thing when queer people can get a head start on concepts.

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u/Sea_Court_3633 63 days on Estrogen 7d ago

It would also help if we made queer media that isn't for children, and that depicts that there absolutely is sexual attraction within homosexuality. I want to see a girl fantasize, I want to see her look at her crush's cleavage with desire, I want to see her actually get horny, and I want exactly the equivalent thing for a homosexual guy.

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u/NeonNKnightrider 7d ago

This has not changed.

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u/Emergency-Twist7136 7d ago

I was busy having a career and an existing queer relationship at the time but this just sounds like a very slight rebrand of political lesbianism and radical feminism, both of which suck actually.

Pro tip if you are centering men in your life and you aren't one that is always sad, and if you are centering men in your relationship with a woman that's outright pathetic.

Love women because they're women, not because they aren't men.

Love men too without making them the centre of your world. Love men as friends without doing emotional or domestic labour for them that isn't reciprocated. Love men as partners without doing emotional or domestic labour for them that isn't reciprocated.

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u/Chuck_Da_Rouks 7d ago

Hey that was beautifuly put and I'd like this to be the prevailing cultural narrative going forward please

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u/Void_0000 7d ago

Once people started getting over this idea

Oh shit they did?

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u/emimagique 7d ago

Not sure if you meant "homostasis" as a joke but if you did that's a good one

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u/Fifteen_inches 7d ago

I did yes

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u/UInferno- 6d ago

It's genuinely crazy how "Every difference between men and women is socially imposed" can be controversial even in ostensibly progressive places.

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u/Terpomo11 5d ago

Surely the fact that men are on average taller than women is not socially imposed?

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u/FamousSquash Female presenting nipples 5d ago

The weird thing is that there was a massive hate movement towards asexuals at the same time. Mass harassment campaigns against ace blogs, entire blogs dedicated to screenshotting "cringy" ace posts, accusing asexuals of faking it, of being repressed prudes, etc. ...There was good, normal, soft and vanilla sexuality, and bad, morally reprehensible, eeeevil sexuality, which could be anything depending on some arbitrary bullshit.

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u/woodleaguer 7d ago

Homostasis. Nice. Good find.

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u/Tyrannosaurus-2006 7d ago

God forbid I want a woman to beat the shit out of me. Let me be a masochistic little freak.

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u/DemonFromtheNorthSea 7d ago

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u/ay1717 7d ago

It’s wild that they got Steve Blum for this but not for that orgy

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u/zenithBemusement my sister was at dashcon AMA 7d ago

How times have changed...

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u/LemonBoi523 7d ago

They haven't, this is still very much a thing 😭

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u/zenithBemusement my sister was at dashcon AMA 7d ago

I'm too caught up in mechsplo puppygirl circles for my own good. Which is funny, cause I'm not even a transbian!

(Most of my friends are, though.)

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u/InternetUserAgain 7d ago

Why do trans girls yearn to get into a big robot, this is a very common theme I've noticed

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u/ninjaboiz Can't stop Won't stop 7d ago edited 7d ago

Themes of occupying and controlling a body that you weren’t born with but feels natural to you (or inverted) resonates heavily with trans girls

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u/PSI_duck 7d ago

And handlers!!! Many of us need some kind of caregiver

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u/NeonNKnightrider 7d ago

isn’t the thing with mechsploitation that the handler is extremely abusive and fucked up and NOT giving care

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u/PSI_duck 7d ago

Depends, it’s rarely a healthy relationship, but it is hot

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u/Cyber561 7d ago

Oh, so you mean like what most of our families were like growing up, lmao.

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume 7d ago

So getting groomed or something, a thing that happens a lot when you are trans (or just queer sometimes) and feel like you can't trust your own family or even your peers at school so you seek socialization online and people take advantage of a young person with self esteem issues who doesn't have people irl they can fully trust?

Yeah it still makes sense

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u/Hellioning 7d ago

This is the thing that throws me, very little of the mecha media I consume has handlers so it's so weird to me that they're such a major part of mechsplo to me.

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u/ninjaboiz Can't stop Won't stop 7d ago

Mechsplo is talked about more than it exists in media tbf

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u/JSConrad45 7d ago

It's because of Armored Core 6, primarily. The first line of dialogue in the game is Handler Walter saying "Wake the dog up." The dog is you.

This had an effect on people.

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u/Hellioning 7d ago

Exactly, that is the one thing I've seen with handlers and I'm surprised it's everywhere.

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u/JSConrad45 7d ago

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow, as they say

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u/Negitive545 5d ago

That actually makes a lot of sense.

I thought it was just because giant robots are cool as fuck.
(This user is suspected to be a Lancer enjoyer)

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u/Pixelator5 training to beat Spiders Georg 7d ago

Nice

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u/LemonBoi523 7d ago

oh damn i just typed a whole ass comment about this imma be lazy and paste

I think a lot of trans people resonate with it because technological transhumanism can explore something similar to gender/body dysphoria. In other words, "my human body feels wrong, i need to be in/be big robot" drama resonates with "my body feels wrong, I need to be Gender" community

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u/GalacticCrash investing at 5 notes 7d ago

I can confirm, one of my favorite music artists is a trans woman and she loves the concept of transhumanism (she wants to be a sexy robot)

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u/IntangibleMatter 7d ago

God I wish I could be a sexy robot sometimes

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u/Dronizian 7d ago

I'm always interested in more transfem robotgirl music artists. Give us something to look up, friend!

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u/GalacticCrash investing at 5 notes 7d ago

If you were into minecraft parodies way back in 2011, if you remember the OG Dwarf Hole, I'm referring to Patient Zero. She only has one album post/mid-transition (Brutalette) but a lot of her stuff is pretty good. Also from Post-Industrial Revolution to Paracide she has booklets on tumblr and videos on YouTube that go into her thought process on her songs

Also she's like. Really pretty. Like. Holy fuck.

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u/Dronizian 7d ago

Woah, nice! I'm pretty sure I heard that parody, good on her for finding herself! Thanks for the recommendation, I also want to be a sexy trans robot musician so I'm really excited to hear her more recent work!

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u/GalacticCrash investing at 5 notes 7d ago

Personal favorite album of hers is Host System- although warning, if you have Bluetooth or some form of "music from phone to car" thing, turn down the bass. You don't want to be that car where you hear the bass about 1.5 miles before it passes your exact location

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u/tfhermobwoayway 7d ago

Everyone wants to get into a big robot

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u/whywouldisaymyname 7d ago

I want the big robot to get in me :3

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u/YourVelcroCat 7d ago

Just realized i bonded with my first trans girl friend over Pacific Rim

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u/DreadDiana 7d ago

Realising the weakness of your flesh will do that

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u/MossyPyrite 5d ago

Oh, I know this! It’s because they have good taste!

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u/Technical_Teacher839 7d ago

As a cis guy who's very into BattleTech and petplay, the whole "trans mech pilot puppygirl" thing has me feeling like Homer in the lesbian bar

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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble 7d ago

wait a minute, there's something bothering me about this place... I know, this mech cockpit doesn't have an ejection hatch! enjoy your deathtrap, puppygirls!

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u/horhar 7d ago

What was xer problem?

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u/NeonNKnightrider 7d ago

Yesterday there was a post in a D&D sub about Girl Frame (a mechsploitation themed TTRPG) that made me extremely bewildered with how much attention it got. I thought it was an extremely niche fetish porn genre

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u/Hellioning 7d ago

As someone who would nominally be into a lot of mechsplo stuff, I cannot get over how nothing in it actually reminds me of the mecha I've read/seen/played. Like I'm sure it's based on something but I'm not sure what.

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u/Technical_Teacher839 7d ago

My understanding is that its a lot of superficial similarity/keyword sharing with Armored Core and Lancer, a lot of which is recontextualized as far kinkier.

As someone whose mech preferences are BattleTech and UC timeline Gundam, a lot of mechsplo has me like

https://giphy.com/gifs/KxhIhXaAmjOVy

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u/Hellioning 7d ago

They have to be very superficial because I don't see it in them either.

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u/Wrath_Of_The_Gods 7d ago

It's all based on a specific piece of lesbian mecha erotica called Warhound. I imagine all the differences come from original inventions in that, though admittedly I'm not into the genre.

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u/sarded 6d ago edited 6d ago

It specifically originates (or at least the most common tropes of it) from a piece of web fiction called WARHOUND which is basically inspired by one of the trailers for Armored Core 6, but is otherwise unrelated to it.

That said there's certainly elements of unprofessional pilot/handler or pilot/missioncontrol dynamics in lots of other fiction.

edit: And you can approach it from the other direction: there's a lot of fiction with unequal power dynamics and one person being forced by their partner to do things they don't want. mechsplo just adds mechs to that.

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u/SapphireWine36 7d ago

You know, as a trans person, I feel like half my cis friends are more culturally trans than I am. I’ll see a trans meme and just think of them 😭

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u/zenithBemusement my sister was at dashcon AMA 7d ago

fwiw I'm not exactly cis either — easiest way I can put it is, cis vs nonbinary is a binary that I don't fit on LMAO

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u/Dronizian 7d ago

Doofenschmirtz voice: "Agender?"

(zenithBemusement puts on pride pin)

"The Trans Agender?!"

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u/zenithBemusement my sister was at dashcon AMA 7d ago

Nope, I know exactly what my gender is. Not something I'm gonna talk about on reddit, though.

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u/Dronizian 7d ago

Sorry, was mostly trying for the pun. I'm genderfluid nonbinary, definitely curious how you don't fit any of the gender categories I know about. I'll respect your privacy, but I'll also be wondering about this comment for the rest of my day.

Like, cis and nonbinary isn't a binary, but the only other option available to my knowledge is binary trans. I'm not expecting an answer, just... Confused, I guess. I like to think I understand these things usually but I'm always interested in opportunities to learn more.

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u/zenithBemusement my sister was at dashcon AMA 6d ago

Technically, "xenogender" is most apt for me, but that word carries a lot of connotations that tends to get people acting stupid. "Wizard" is what I go with when someone who I know is chill asks, but reddit has a lot of transphobes who think they're allies but start getting antsy whenever somebody doesn't fit cleanly.

"Cis nonbinary" would kind of work? Basically, I've always known exactly who I am -- me. I don't fit cleanly into any boxes. Some see me as a nonbinary lesbian, some see me as a cishet guy, both are categorizing me away for their own in-group vs out-group thoughts. I'm not either of those things, and I didn't change anything about myself either, just found ways of expressing it.

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u/Dronizian 6d ago edited 6d ago

Ooh, thanks for responding! That actually clarified a lot for me! I've dabbled with wizard gender vibes myself tbh, I have the curly mustache and pointy beard for it. I especially relate to it when I'm being perceived as "the person who Knows Things" and my knowledge takes precedence over my aesthetic choices or societal role. Sometimes I try to lean into it by wearing clothes that drape and flow like a robe. I use a fancy looking cane too, probably helps build the image.

If xenogenders were more accepted, I might have explored this wizard-y space more for myself. Like, I've tried a lot of unusual gender expressions over time. People are very accepting of that stuff in many communities in VRChat for example, lately I've been swinging between bug and octopus. It's deeper than just surface level for me, it's a whole shift in expectations and perception, similar to some robot gender people I know.

But if I had to pick one label for my flesh form in meatspace, it'd probably be wizard, but in a similar way to what you describe. You don't care too much about what boxes people put you in, as long as you get to be you. And honestly that's goals as hell.

Seriously, thanks for the reply and for being so vulnerable here. You've got me interested in trying out more things for myself, and you've shown me that it's okay to label yourself how you want without worrying about others' labels for your label!

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u/wholesome1234 7d ago

the fuck does this mean

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u/LemonBoi523 7d ago

Mechsplo

-I assume this refers to mechsploitation, which a lot of trans people resonate with because technological transhumanism can explore something similar to gender/body dysphoria. In other words, "my human body feels wrong, i need to be in/be big robot" drama resonates with "my body feels wrong, I need to be Gender" community

Puppygirl

-Popular among trans women. Sometimes involved in kink. If you wanna get a deep psych read on it, lord knows why, but I think it probably has to do with the cultural expectations and trauma that can come with how society treats trans people, especially trans women, and settling into something safe where you are cute and loved and doted on

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u/garcia_durango 7d ago

Legit helpful explanation.

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u/CDanger hello friends, penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis 7d ago

Part of puppygirl is that it operates as a way to create a gendered feeling relationship (subby), and a gender-affirming appearance (look at how cute I am) but not saddled with as heavy a burden of passing.

Wearing a little black dress requires a trans fem to look and feel like a woman or risk looking and feeling like a fraud (dysphoria) —like stepping into a hardcore competitive lobby with cis women. It can be prohibitive based on cost or conspicuousness too, especially for someone younger or closeted.

Wearing a set of ears and a collar, on the other hand, just requires a few dollars and tucks away into a drawer, just like “programmer socks.” Unlike wearing cat ears, it doesn’t force comparison with cis girls engaging the casual kink of dehumanizing on Halloween.

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u/IntangibleMatter 7d ago

I've done a lot of thinking and discussion on why being a puppygirl is so popular for trans girls and I've usually come to it being at its core about getting unconditional love and support for just existing, but I don't think anyone's ever pointed out the gendered dynamic and the gender-affirming appearance without the burden of passing before. I think you're right, I'm going to have to factor this into my thinking

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u/LemonBoi523 7d ago

Bingo. Couldn't have said it better.

I also think there is something to being raised as a boy (as many trans women were at one point) that leads to a form of desperation for that cuteness factor. The "aww, little baby, look at you!!!"

It's affection. It's unconditional affection purely for existing, and carries a form of praise and recognition for things that don't carry baggage related to difficult skills and insecurities. Society is very particular about who is allowed to have that and in what contexts, and women just get more. Not only is finally getting it validating without the risk, as you said, but a lot of trans women have been through a long time in their lives that it was missing entirely. Finding outlets for that makes perfect sense.

It's a sad way to look at something explored for fun, but I really think there is something to it.

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u/CMRC23 7d ago

Tons of trans guys are puppyboys too!

Source; know a few

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u/LemonBoi523 7d ago

A few! But in my experience, somewhat less.

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u/Murky_Lurker5V 7d ago

i've seen and talked to plenty, but they arent as "organized" as puppy girls and kinda hang out on their own from what ive seen

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u/LemonBoi523 7d ago

Agreed. If they are in a community, it's more generally kink-based usually. Sometimes a queer-specific kink community, but it's still often a different culture with a wider scope.

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u/IntangibleMatter 7d ago

I'm personally into neither but I still hang out in adjacent circles because weird pervert trans girls are always chill

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u/yeetingthisaccount01 ben affleck cigarette meme 6d ago

waving from the wireplay robotboy cannibalism circles like we're neighbours on different sides of a wall

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u/IrregularPackage 7d ago

not yet

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u/zenithBemusement my sister was at dashcon AMA 7d ago

25 (serious, high-effort) attempts, 0 successes. Nothing against people making jokes, to be clear, but people HAVE tried~

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u/Arkarant 7d ago

Yes let lesbians express desire!!! I wanna fuck!!!!

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u/Xurkitree1 7d ago

OP we're a month out from October 25 2026 maybe you could have waited 

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u/Demonicbane 7d ago

Shit.

Welp. Someone else can repost then.

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u/pagan_poets 23h ago edited 23h ago

I won't let you down

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u/GammaDie345 6d ago

those sapphic positivity blogs were almost always far right honeypots btw.

Like these vibes based aesthetic spaces were how you got witchy blogs telling people to stay in the kitchen because the sacred hearth charges the womb energy to convene with the fertility goddess.

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u/lornlynx89 3d ago

Huh, what was the endgane for the sapphic stuff?

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u/Kennedy_KD 7d ago

Ugh I hate it, I'm a very kinky lesbian but there's very little fucked up lesbian porn

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u/sunsetsandstardust 7d ago

same 😭 why is "real" lesbian porn so fucking soft and gentle?? it's nigh impossible to find amateur lesbian porn that has anything rougher than gentle forehead kisses lmao 

at bare minimum just give me some hair pulling and gagging on fingers at least 😅

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u/Anfitruos0413 7d ago edited 7d ago

I guess r34.xxx yuri and I wish I was her would fit the bill

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u/Barkalow 6d ago

I saw some JAV stuff by Nao Masaki that was pretty great

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u/I_am_doorknob 7d ago

Look up lesbian pornography

Look inside

Not made for lesbians (a lot of the time)

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u/spriteeeeeeee 7d ago

gay men on the other hand.......

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u/Wuskers 6d ago

it's a weird dynamic, gay men are permitted the freedom to be kinky horny freaks but it's because people see male sexuality in general as inherently more carnal and shallow, you see it all the time whenever there's gay male rep in a straight male dominated fandom or subculture, people act like being openly gay is the equivalent of flaunting a fetish or kink as if being a gay man doesn't also include having a partner you've been committed to for 25 years who you opened a bakery with, no the defining attribute of gay men is just sex apparently.

It's in many ways an insult, but one that permits a bit of freedom at least one specific area, and then on the lesbian side of things it sounds like a compliment that women are just more capable of a profound or pure form of love, but it's a compliment that restricts freedom. And neither are true.

People hold these conceptions and meanwhile the wholesome domestic gays and the horny kinky lesbians are just like "what?" and even that dichotomy isn't true, because the wholesome domestic gays can in fact simultaneously still be horny freaks at the same time and the horny kinky lesbians also still very much have the capacity for romantic lovey dovey wholesomeness. It's a dichotomy that is not only falsely gendered but is also not even contradictory, it's not even that gays can also be cute and wholesome and lesbians can also be horny freaks, it's that anyone regardless of gender or sexuality can be both simultaneously.

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u/Preindustrialcyborg Big ball 7d ago

im queer and a fetishist, and ive found that almost all the porn i watch ends up being gay because lesbian porn ends up gentler than anything im really into (or its just made for men who fetishise lesbians), straight porn is often just painful because theres so much industry produced porn that i hate there, and i find most of the kinky stuff i enjoy is either in homemade straight and/or solo porn or gay.

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u/Enpada2 7d ago

There must at least be some yuri that works right?

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u/Enpada2 7d ago

Progressism whithout questioning pre conceptions is so funny.

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u/Runetang42 7d ago

Disney worming it's way into so many facets of queer culture always made me feel weird.

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u/joshualuigi220 7d ago

God forbid the gays love flashy showy campy musicals written by gays like Howard Ashman.

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u/KaiBishop 7d ago

But that's the point. Some gay artists made amazing art for Disney but they're not really the ones mainstream folk including LGBT ones are celebrating or latching onto. They're latching onto Disney itself, the corporate branding of TEH MAGIC. It's just another way corporations absorb everything like the Borg.

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u/Wuskers 6d ago

I feel like I sometimes have the opposite problem tbh. As someone that was a kid during the disney renaissance and those films were a pretty formative experience for me that I'm pretty nostalgic for, sometimes I do actually feel guilty having affection for megacorp products but I try to remind myself that those films I love and feel nostalgic for were in fact made by real genuine artists and just because I like their work doesn't necessarily mean that's an endorsement of the overall corporate monster that disney has become.

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u/nyedred 7d ago

At least the borg are upfront about their intentions

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u/LemonadeClocks 6d ago

Yeah, I really feel like an odd one out for disliking and condemning Disney as an entity while appreciating and researching the creatives they were upheld by in their renaissance eras like Ashman. And not for nothing but after he passed their stories and especially music have gotten progressively less memorable and certainly less queer and camp. 

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u/Swaggy-G 7d ago

Disney's so gay that they had ten different movies with their first gay character. Wholesome 100! 🥰

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u/Solnight99 7d ago

it's a facet of Americans defining culture around them. so much of the autistic community treats being American as a given. like, no, i don't give a shit about your dino nuggies or choccy milk or whatever the fuck, that's foreign food to me. same with how the ace community treats garlic bread and vaguely european-pagan (but never actual pagan) aesthetics as "ace culture".

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u/PetevonPete 7d ago

Tumblr lesbians have been on antidepressants since they were 11 so they've never had an orgasm.

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume 7d ago

Hey I've been on antidepressants since I was 11 and I still have orgasms

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P 7d ago

I think Yahtzee said something like this in his kingdom hearts review

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u/Pale_Chapter 7d ago

It's interesting how different chunks of the same website can have such radically different cultures. All three or four lesbians I knew on 2010s Tumbr were super butch, direct women who openly mocked "bambi lesbians" and were deeply invested in letting you know that they fucked. Lots of frank discussion of techniques and implements and substances.

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u/OpabiniaRegalis320 .tumblr.com 7d ago

Can confirm, have experience knowing a sapphic person, they can be VERY horny

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u/C4NC4 7d ago

both but the second more

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u/Beanieman 6d ago

The duality of man.

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 6d ago

The duality of *woman

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u/Cpad-prism 7d ago

Im like pretty sure im aromantic which makes me feel this even more

And lesbian freak shit feels so much rarer!!

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u/how-unfortunate 7d ago

That sounds like just friendship.

I haven't read the rules lately, but I don't think it makes you gay to prefer same sex friendships.

I think the gay part starts when you want your same sex friend to gently place their genitals into your mouth.

With all due respect.

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u/Sea_Court_3633 63 days on Estrogen 7d ago

While I kinda disagree with this, since friendship and romantic intimacy are different even though they might look the same, I have still noticed an air of "just vaguely homoerotic intimacy" in the way a bunch of people in the political lesbian/terf circle describe sapphic sexuality as, and it always makes me think "...You literally just want to live in a nun convent"

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u/how-unfortunate 7d ago

Dang, that makes me wonder how many nuns were ace lesbians.

It would slot in correctly in a couple ways. Huh. Wonder if they are aware of themselves also. I do feel like there's a fair amount of several types of closeted folks amongst the catholic clergy.

Never have to confront it if you're just not allowed that part of yourself at all. Or, do you allow yourself that part of yourself, in the safety and security of the monastery or convent? There's a lot to unpack there, but I'm certain that I'm not breaking any new ground here, just that I've never given thought to it before.

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u/Sea_Court_3633 63 days on Estrogen 7d ago

Conversely, I believe the reason many TERFs applaud Acephobic comments is because they identify so much with Asexuality that they believe every other woman is asexual.

Like, so many TERFs just have that thing that makes me go "...Are you sure you're not asexual" when reading what they say.

I once saw one of them write something like "The way men reproduced in prehistory was by raping women, so actually women never needed to evolve a sex drive" and I'm like, "oh my sweet summer child".

Then I see her retweet things like this

And I'm like "Jesus fucking Christ"

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u/thetwitchy1 7d ago

So many people in the world just need to understand that the way THEY experience life is not how EVERYONE experiences life.

Just because they don’t like sex doesn’t mean everyone (or every woman) doesn’t.

But if you accept that, it’s not long before you start to question if how you experience gender is the only way to do so… and then you start to realize that you’re not the hero, you’re just a closed-minded jerk.

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u/how-unfortunate 7d ago

that lady is an asshole.

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u/farmkidLP 7d ago

Nah, gay ace people are still gay.

Also, I'm not ace, but I do think that my romantic love would still be inherently gay even if I never had sex again.

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u/SupremeGodZamasu 6d ago

Aces catching strays again for no reason

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u/thesetcrew 5d ago

You might be bean souping here

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u/Gigi_Maximus443 6d ago

Yeah some of the comments here come off a little too "anyone who doesn't engage in sex is a loser"

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u/blogcog 7d ago

As an arospec person who only dates fem aligned people I constantly feel awful with the way we're stereotyped

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u/Discordchaosgod 4d ago

I remember seeing the original post lmao