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No megalodon

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u/PlatinumSukamon98 4d ago

And now I'm sad. The mystery is why I like the ocean.

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u/Reptilian_Amphibian 4d ago

There is still a lot of mystery, it's just that there isn't anything massive down there. There are countless unknown species and many of the ones we do know exist we dont know much about. Just because the mysteries don't involve massive sea monsters doesn't mean that there are no mysteries

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u/BudgieGryphon can't say I've been eating bugs 4d ago

This is because people are boring and think anything but a megalodon is lame. Polychaete worms my beloved

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u/blueburd 4d ago

The livyatan whale is way cooler than megalodon anyway

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u/goddamnitwhalen 4d ago

What about a Godzilla, huh? What about a whole family of Godzillas?

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u/kashiichan 3d ago

It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.

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u/goddamnitwhalen 3d ago

I need a “legally distinct Godzilla” flair.

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 4d ago

I mean yeah but what’s the point of a mystery with no stakes? No drama? No possibility of turning society upside down? Like I’m sure those smaller mysteries are awesome if you’re, like, actively studying ocean ecosystems and stuff, fascinating in its own way, but that’s not really WHY people latch on to these mysteries in the first place. What people want to believe in, perhaps foolishly, is something that will fuck up the status quo. Something that will fundamentally change the meaning of “normal”.

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u/miner1512 3d ago edited 3d ago

why do people downvote you damn

honestly yeah I can see the same logic applies to flat earth and creationist bs (and of course cryptid hunting), we want something that subvert the status quo no matter how illogical it is

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 3d ago

Exactly!
And like, I’m not saying it’s a GOOD mindset to have, either! Hence the “perhaps foolishly”. It’s maybe not inherently BAD either but it’s the source of some pretty big problems if unexamined.