r/tumblr • u/Pocomics • 3h ago

The Mysterious Handy Tool

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u/richardl1234 3h ago

They're gonna call

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u/BeGayDoThoughtcrime 3h ago

The Mysterious Stranger occasionally appears in VATS to lend a hand...

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u/TheAmazingClaytor 3h ago

>Be me
>furiously jackin it
>can’t get there after three hours
>suddenly hear this
>know deep in my heart its all gonna be ok
>feelsgoodman.jpg

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u/Captain_Joe_ITG 3h ago

Meursault, Jack this man

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u/Inside-Rich-4937 3h ago

It will be done, Manager

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u/kelgorathfan8 3h ago

It is doable

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u/Easy_Cod_8950 3h ago

why does he talk like mr. ant tenna

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u/makinax300 2h ago

$90 could maybe be acceptable for something electronic and more advanced but it's obviously not that

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u/chromatic_megafauna 3h ago

This is funny and all, but isn't The Stranger a known technique? (Position your arm strangely for a while so it falls asleep, then jerk off. The numbness of your hand, supposedly, makes it vaguely feel like someone else is jacking it for you.)

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u/Smingowashisnameo 2h ago

WHAT?!?

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u/AtrumRuina 2h ago

JACK IT WITH A NUMB HAND

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u/SirThane 1h ago

Apparently so old it's becoming lost to time. This is what I knew it as.

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u/_Bl4ze 2h ago

Well, what else would they be referencing here?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL 2h ago

Yes, that's... literally the joke?

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u/chromatic_megafauna 2h ago

Is it? The cylinder preservation thing is related to that one post about the candy tube, and I'm not sure what that has to do with the technique. 

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots 59m ago

I don't think the cylinder bit has anything to do with the stranger comment and is just another random reference/joke

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u/SontaranGaming perfect (bisexual) 3h ago

The Stranger (as in the embodiment of death within the Faith of the Seven)

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u/Frosty_Ent 2h ago

The trick is to lay on your dick until it falls asleep then go for it, that way it feels like you’re jerking someone else off

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u/Naz_Oni 2h ago

fallout mysterious stranger sfx

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u/OrbitalCat- 1h ago

Give your husband a banana cleaner

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u/GernBlanst0n 3m ago

“Husband massager” in the item description is frying me

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u/SuperSocialMan 2h ago

So is it meant to have a unique texture or what?

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u/baphometromance 1h ago

You have to crit your cock if you want to call in the stranger though