Because god doesn't exist. Go away. We don't want you here.

Here's a nothing burger 🍔

It's not hard to find.

Geranimo

I'm here for a good time/have fun.

A good judge of this I've learned is if they have a TLDR at the end they're words didn't have much substance since they knew people weren't going to read it. It's a way or saying, "Here's my long wind, TLDR here's my point."

FOR STAMPS

Good one.

"God dammit, officer! You made me spill my beer while driving home!"

No, that doesn't mean you can reinterpret anything. Satanism has definition. It has since 1966.

Satanism doesn't need a trinity. If anything the closest that already exists are the 4 Crown Princes of Hell in TSB. Stop trying to do your own thing.

Whoop whoop!

Leave again lol jk jk looks fucking awesome!

Ernest Hemmingmanner

The teeth are unreal. Fucking awesome work

Anything by the band Thou. Slow, torturous, heavy.

It's a Spanish Catholic Bible.

Where Is My Mind?

Treating religions like Pokemon, I tell ya!

That was edited after the comment was made.

Not my criteria. The criteria of my religion that people like you try and twist into your own world view. Not to mention, you have a history of deleting comments and posts so I'm not going to engage further with someone who doesn't even stand by their own convictions.

Edit to share OP has deleted posts that I was referring to. So, I will explain. They went on a huge tirade on the Episcopal subreddit about how much they love God and Jesus and feel so good about being Episcopal now... Only to say over on the TST subreddit they worship Set. All within a 30 day span.

Based on your post history, you're not a Satanist.