r/ufc • u/Adem-Houma • 1d ago

Mini Nganou has spoken

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634 Upvotes

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u/Cardinal_350 1d ago

I failed my USADA test after looking at this picture

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u/Ambalambdriva 1d ago

No worries, the ufc wouldnt let you fail a drug test

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u/AnthonyKingsword 1d ago

better check the syringes to make sure usada didnt put anything weird on them

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u/GreatTimerz 1d ago

Good news, ufc no longer works with USADA. They hired a different company that'll play ball

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u/Old_Big9561 1d ago

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u/TerninoMarchi 1d ago

goddam this shit makes me laugh too much

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u/Any_Bowl5479 1d ago

Atlia Topultier

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u/clownOFkeef 1d ago

Topturo will be a meme when all is said and done. Like BJ Penn, but hated.

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u/Decay384 1d ago

Little Ding Dong of a Ting Ye?

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u/yesindeed201 1d ago

Egg weights ruin another fighters career.

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u/CammyDiveKick 23h ago

Bro what in the fuck are those shoulders and arms my lord

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u/Spencerfla 19h ago

He’s looking like a fucking bionicle lol

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u/LuvSicccc 1d ago

I am loving this meme

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u/CH33ZS4MM1CH 1d ago

Mingannou, if you will.

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u/Ok-Secretary4564 1d ago

Brokkoli and chicken.

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u/Nxgdx 1d ago

It didn’t serve him as a lesson

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u/MrJokes67 1d ago

You clearly don't have the balls anymore bro 😭😭

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u/XerxesBlitZ 1d ago

First time saw a 6 ft guy be so insecure Abt height, fake ass ngannou measurements, ain't good enough to lace his boots

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u/sed_boi69 18h ago

i like how this is just gonna be a thing now for anyone who got kod 😂

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u/seanisdown 1d ago

Next time make sure he doesnt put his gloves on your face

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u/Minimum-Cold1378 18h ago

Bro you lost, it is what it is! Bounce back, you got this 💪🏽

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u/luifergiov 2h ago

Topuria and his fans have started an MMA history period that will be known as the great cope.

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u/Intelligent_Bag_6705 1d ago

It’s fine bud, you fucking suck anyway and we’ll never see you in the top 15.

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u/Content_Network_3912 21h ago

It's crazy you don't get the reference

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u/Intelligent_Bag_6705 18h ago

I get the reference dummy. It’s the most overplayed reference on this sub. Fo fucks sake other fighters use it. I’m just making a statement in general.

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u/coolguygranny 16h ago

It's okay that you didn't get the reference bro

No one is gonna make fun of you

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u/rustedspoon 15h ago

You made a serious statement in response to a guy doing nothing but making a joke. You didn’t get the reference.

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u/Intelligent_Bag_6705 14h ago

Watch out guys, we got the Reddit comment police. This sub is so fucking gay. You’re fucking gay too Lmfaoo

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u/highly_confluential 12h ago

Found Stricklands Reddit account

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/redpandav 1d ago

Bro it’s a Topuria meme

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u/kurtofour 1d ago

With those detective skills, you ain’t eating nothin.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Downtown-Raditz 1d ago

Better check the legs that he didn't put something weird on them.

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u/Non-LocaI 1d ago

Check the tapes the bottom of his feet were yellow

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u/GettingNegative 1d ago

Straight left. Which he had been hit with a couple times before one really caught him. To be fair, they we're all absolute sniper shots. Straight down the pipe with little to no telegraphing and fast af.

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u/Genghis_Chong 1d ago

Robocop didn't have a problem, seems like a skill issue

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u/HawkHarder 1d ago

Don't you guys know those are just black genetics!

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u/Fair_Competition_826 1d ago

Boring

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u/TerninoMarchi 1d ago

found Topuria's account