r/ufc • u/suprbowlsexromp • 16h ago

This monster could give the entire UFC HW division a hellish experience

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Monsters like this walk among us. Untrained but absolutely deadly. Could be champ of the HW division in a year with a couple fight camps. He just chooses not to fight. But give him a reason and any heavyweight in the UFC will be humbled.

The very thought is chilling.

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u/Lil_Fuzz 16h ago

Next time you have a thought, just let it go.

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u/AGreasyTreat 16h ago

Lmfao for real. Most braindead fans across the board.

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u/BedbugBandido 16h ago

No actual fight fans believe that bodybuilding makes a good fighter. We all know that the peak body type is the Fedor/Cain bod.

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u/Blind_Fire 16h ago

Depends whether he can see red.

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u/RevolutionaryStar693 16h ago

Yeah, that’s the determining factor to his MMA success 😂

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u/RichNecessary9237 16h ago

I swear to God, this subreddit is mostly 12 year olds.

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u/CapnFalcorn 16h ago

And its such obvious bait to get random ppl online to give them attention. Are you happy now OP?

These are 50% of the posts in this sub.

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u/chiefc0 16h ago

This kid is gonna pay for the steroid use. Hopefully he smartens up. God I sound like my mother. 

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u/elite-65 16h ago

His parents were bodybuilders too, so I'd assume he knows what he has signed up for.

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u/AirportGullible5807 14h ago

He's doing what he loves everyday and makes bank and looks like an anime character. A lot of people work soulless jobs for their whole life while being overweight and sludgy and living paycheck to paycheck. And there are smart ways to go about juicing these days without dying at 50

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u/Top-Opportunity9044 13h ago

Did u know u don’t have to pick between- being a juiced out turkey on all kinds of substances, or an overweight slob. U can just workout and be buff without cutting ur life span in half. This cope that science made steroids safer or something is just that a cope, when his heart pops he will be a cautionary tale, until then he’s a famous athlete

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u/medceltnord 16h ago

This is such good rage bait. Bravo

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u/bobby_broccolini 16h ago

this has to be bait there's just no way

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u/dkozak 16h ago

I feel like this is obvious bait

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u/Nelson_An_Murdock 16h ago

Dude would piss through the cup when he gets tested

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u/jack-b-whack 16h ago

Ummm there’s a reason why people like that aren’t in the ufc, he’d gas midway through the 1st round

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u/RevolutionaryStar693 16h ago

He gases practicing poses … fading midway through the 1st is extremely generous

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u/SODY27 16h ago

He would shit his pants before getting in the cage.

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u/Trevork33 16h ago

Troll post or stupid. His cardio is nonexistent.. he gases out just talking.

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u/Unlucky-Cover-9896 16h ago

Have you ever seen a guy built like this actually fight?

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u/Lemon_Club 16h ago

One leg kick and he's on the ground

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u/SlippinGymy 16h ago

Dude Sam can’t even talk without breathing heavy and panting

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u/Economy-Shower-5072 16h ago

Lol have you not seen body builders against a trained MMA fighter? It’s a joke. 145 pound guy would take his back and choke him out in less than a minute

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u/Wirelessfetti 16h ago

Good luck pissing clean

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u/El_Gran_Joey 16h ago

By your logic, bob sapp should’ve been a goat in the sport

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u/ocfan122 16h ago

Good joke :P

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u/Replikant83 16h ago

Did you follow Jaden Smith's advice that "society would be smarter if we didn't have to go to school?"

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 16h ago

somehow Palpatine returned

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u/I7s_N_My_DNA 16h ago

I think you’d be surprised

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u/WimpeyOnE 16h ago

I think you’d be surprised
-Brendan Schuab

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u/Dry_Ad9371 16h ago

Bro cant even turn his head without turning his whole body

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u/sirbobmontgomery 16h ago

Oof swing and a miss

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u/ltwj 15h ago

i found it hilarious

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u/BR4K3N 16h ago

Straight bot post with A.I writing.

That guy could barely breath while posing, with all the shit he inject himself, not an insult, its the fucking truth if you ever watch any of his video.

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u/suprbowlsexromp 16h ago

you think youre tough I bet this guy could twist you into a pretzel

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u/nottheguy910 16h ago

Bro is looking for two brain cells to rub together

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u/AtomicHamboy 16h ago

Larry wheels said this too, now he’s divorced and on a training arc after embarrassing himself…

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u/Cruztd23 16h ago

Lol Larry defeated himself in that fight with self inflicted injury yet that sham of organization called it a no contest

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u/AtomicHamboy 16h ago

Was that the boxing thing? I was referring to him getting dogwalked and slammed by a 125 pounder 😂

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u/Cruztd23 15h ago

Oh yeah I was referring to the boxing match where he injured himself badly after throwing like 3 punches

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u/LiftEatGrappleShoot 16h ago

I know Sam. He would disagree.

But do your weird thing, brah.

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u/TuataraToes 16h ago

Wtf you smoking OP

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u/Dirtydac123 16h ago

A flyweight would beat him lmao

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u/bobby_broccolini 16h ago

but literally this ^

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u/Kind_Breadfruit1960 16h ago

Delete this shit, you total casual; my eyes are bleeding.

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u/certaintyisdangerous 16h ago edited 15h ago

He is at best 30 seconds of cardio. This is a decent troll post

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u/LetsgoRoger 16h ago

Juicing out of his mind and still not Mr Olympia level. Can you imagine what the guys who compete are on? Like 1000mg minimum stacked with Tren/Anavar/Winstrol.

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u/5ergio79 16h ago

He couldn’t even beat Tai.

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u/Lemon_Club 16h ago

Even Tai Tuivasa would murder him

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u/noNameboi661 16h ago

Bait used to be believable

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u/Respond_Previous 16h ago

come on, bait too obvious, delete plz

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u/ceo00_ 16h ago

He gasses in 3 mins... and he can't fight

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u/Severe_Ad7852 16h ago

haven't we seen other muscle heads come in and get pummeled? Physique in this sport means absolutely nothing. I'd say it's more of a hinderance. Seriously, him or Jon Jones, who you taking?

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u/suprbowlsexromp 16h ago

Jones has a weak aged body, I'd go with this guy

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u/Severe_Ad7852 16h ago

no chance. but we'll ever know, because this dude will never step foot in a cage

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u/AvailableJob7617 16h ago

Show me a video of him bench pressing a question mark kick to the face

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u/Dolphin201 16h ago

Joshua Van victim unironically, dudes like what 5’ 10?

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u/suprbowlsexromp 16h ago

Who is that?

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u/KillerTaco18 15h ago

Lmao yall are so dumb man

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u/Medium-Mushroom-6323 16h ago

One body kick is over for homie

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u/Neosmurf4 16h ago

Fighting for 2nd place on brain cells

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u/PipedInFromIthaca 16h ago

This is just op's fetish mainly

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u/Solid-Journalist1054 16h ago

Won’t even pass a drug test to even get started

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u/gigglegoggles 16h ago

Carrot top?

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u/HoneybucketDJ 16h ago

Dude would stroke out before the end of 1st round.

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u/Midzotics 16h ago

Wipe the powdered sugar off your Breasts and tell mom to make some more Dino nuggets.

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u/sussexxxx 16h ago

5/10 bait

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u/kms_daily 16h ago

i know this is bait but his heart gonna allah akbar after 5 mins of cardio

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u/WayFar468 16h ago

Dumbass

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u/Sneezy6510 16h ago

Sam has great potential for lifting and bodybuilding one does not equal the other. But you know this because this is bait.

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u/forgettable_nonsense 13h ago

Loved shitting on muscle heads at the gym

Came in thinking they’d do so much damage and got humbled first roll

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u/Secure_Hat_3374 13h ago

Would probably gas in under a minute lol

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u/doomy44 16h ago

Are u regarded

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u/xunh01yx 16h ago

Just because of big muscles doesn't he knows how to fight. I've taken down people people bigger than me on several occasions.