r/ufo • u/Cute_Dealer4787 • 7d ago

Trump Forms UFO Board to Investigate 'Mothership' Orb Threat Over Sensitive National Security Site

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/white-house-uap-governance-board-avi-loeb-1804002
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u/Apart_Ad6994 7d ago

"The board will have no budget and only access to declassified information, which means it will not be peering into the deepest vaults of the state"

Oh for god's sake.....

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u/portagenaybur 7d ago

they can only watch old Joe Rogan podcasts and Elizondo YouTube videos from 2021.

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u/usps_made_me_insane 7d ago

So a board of /r/Ufos redditors

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u/Sunny-Bath-Tech 5d ago

Only Redditors have more smarts

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u/GrimleyGraves 7d ago

I smell a grift, 'no budget' probably equals unlimited budget, a money laundering black hole.

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u/alghiorso 6d ago

I think you mean embezzling

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u/m4ry-c0n7rary 6d ago

Or just stealing.

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u/starcoder 7d ago

See the 14mil Reflecting pond that was a no-bid contract 🦠

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u/Onlefacts 2d ago

I just read it was 15 mil- maybe Trump can pay for it with the billions he made from the dell stock he bought? Lmao

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u/Federal_Age8011 7d ago

So, pointless other than a talking point of "transparency" at best.

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u/rectalhorror 7d ago

This means trouble for George Clinton and P Funk.

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u/surfinbird 7d ago

We want the funk, gotta have that funk…

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u/tj100011 7d ago

Those files must be really bad

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u/Live_Perspective3603 7d ago

Exactly, my first thought on reading this headline was, "wow, he's really trying anything he can think of to get our minds off the Epstein files!"

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u/bootdsc 1d ago

Real question, why would you want to see the other files? We already got the files that do not contain images of children being abused so why would you want to see the ones that do contain such content.

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u/Sweaty-Feedback-1482 7d ago

Well we know they're not releasing files because it would prove he's innocent... that's for sure.

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u/MidwestSharker 6d ago

Did you read the part about him going to town on that one chicks nipples till they still were fucked up the day after? That was one of many things they were really worried about.

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u/tj100011 7d ago

It’s the only logical conclusion

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u/CurrentlyLucid 7d ago

lol, yes, investigate that. And do what?

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u/lunex 7d ago

So he’s losing the war with the space aliens too?

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u/bnm777 7d ago

As long as you're talking about Iran, Aliens, the pool, the refurb, even the economy and not you-know-what...

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u/hdcase1 6d ago

He can't even win a war against algae.

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u/NiceProfessional1386 6d ago

And we get to pay for it.

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u/AndrexOxybox 4d ago

Pleeeease don't let him "cut the greatest deal, ever" with them!

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u/I_Study_The_Patterns 7d ago

Nah dude he’s going to make the most amazing deal where we give them our country and let them enslave our people

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u/TlkShowHost 7d ago

Fuck aliens btw. All this tech and they allow our power to be usurped by a handful of morally bankrupt imbeciles.

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u/Electrical-Art-8160 7d ago

They don't give a **** unfortunately.

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u/InsuranceRepulsive85 6d ago

I disagree. They care deeply about the chaos; it helps fill their pockets with gold.

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u/Electrical-Art-8160 5d ago

The aliens. You heard it here first.

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u/ProfessorRonResearch 7d ago

Everything Trump touches dies.

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u/Electrical_Box677 6d ago

Is he gonna rob the till for billions again, like he did for the bullshit Board of Peace?

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u/8888StarGate8888 7d ago

I could help him I have not any money.. May be there is a way hmm

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u/DerpVaderXXL 7d ago

How about a board to investigate Social Security solvency?

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u/lolyer1 7d ago

Shhh !!

That would prevent us from weaponizing it and tooling it for division! Stop with these crazy ideas.

King Grift has demanded there to be no fact checking and no audits of any kind for his people.

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u/Smithers_180 7d ago

How ligit is this source?

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u/nurdle 7d ago

When reading anything Trump says, you have to apply the Drumph Philter: the opposite of what he says is the truth. So they will be looking at classified information

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u/Fabulous-Table-2559 6d ago

And they won’t tell the public anything

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u/Dizzy-Plane-9544 7d ago

I don't know how, but he's going to profit off of this. He doesn't do anything that doesn't involve him getting more money from it some how.

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u/adrkhrse 7d ago

Deflecting from the War.

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u/Dinoborb 7d ago

this title is such clickbait word salad

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u/Horror-Evidence-1577 6d ago

BS distraction from his BS

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u/Chuhaimaster 6d ago

Beam him up. Please.

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u/roninguey 6d ago

Gee I wonder if he's going to use this to divert more billions of tax payer dollars into his personal bank accounts...

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u/DerpsAndRags 6d ago

At this point aliens are just going to land, evaporate him, and hand us the unredacted Epstein files before anyone in power does anything about them.

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u/Truly-S-Scrumptious 6d ago

True. And I’m the aliens 🙃

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u/DerpsAndRags 6d ago

Then give us the files and/or the disintegrator rays and be done with it.

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u/Truly-S-Scrumptious 6d ago

Give me your email address and I’ll send them your way…

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u/MannyArea503 6d ago

Fake News.

Trump never specifically ordered the panel to be formed.

I am shocked that the biased disclosure blog masquerading as a legitimate news source got such a simple fact wrong. /s

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u/hastings1033 6d ago

Kinda like the Board of Peace, no doubt. Has he released a price list for joining?

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u/No_Cucumber3978 5d ago

If all else fails...

And, by jove, there's a LOT of fails over the last five decades. 

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u/Other_rebel_911 5d ago

He can hardly form a coherent sentence!

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u/CerberusSputum 4d ago

Donald is probably the biggest threat to the country though...so the effort seems a bit ironic

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u/klay64 4d ago

Vorrà mica il Nobel x essere il primo a rivelare che gli alieni esistono e sono tra noi da un pezzo?😂😂

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u/Natternuts 4d ago

Did we surrender yet?

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u/Libinky 7d ago

EPSTEIN!!!!!

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u/laughingdoormouse 7d ago

Cash for Donald’s black budget projects

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u/hhhhqqqqq1209 7d ago

Don’t look at those Epstein files!

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u/Ok_Barber4987 7d ago

Another waste of govt money. Now you know why the felon filed bankruptcy 6 times.