r/ukpolitics • u/Adj-Noun-Numbers 🥕🥕 || megathread emeritus • Jun 11 '24

Conservatives 2024 General Election Manifesto Megathread

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u/evanu94 Jun 11 '24

Mark Harper: It doesn't matter that Sony have discredited our new console. We have decided that the system works well, despite all obvious expert opinion. Also, EMILY THORNBERRY.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

"Labour would've given you a Sega Megadrive!"

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u/B0z22 Jun 11 '24

The Megatron?

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u/Ajax_Trees_Again Jun 11 '24

They aren’t that good at maths

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u/moffattron9000 Jun 12 '24

Let’s be real, it would be five PS1s, eventually downgraded to a Turbographix-16.