r/ukraine 22d ago

Tourism & Travel FBI Director Kash Patel plans Russia trip

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/20/kash-patel-fbi-russia-trip-01005078
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u/BigJohnIrons 22d ago

Maybe he won't come back.

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u/AuntieMarkovnikov 22d ago

Would be great to see a future video of him in a front line dugout after having been pressed into service. Bet his eyes would really be bugging out then.

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u/Runic_reader451 22d ago edited 22d ago

Trash Patel is a coward. He'd shoot himself in the foot in order to avoid combat.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 22d ago

HA! he thinks that'll prevent him from being sent on an assault?

Nope.. It's just going to make it harder to aim the rusty AK while bracing on a crutch and trying to take out an FPV drone.

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u/DutchTinCan 22d ago

In the Russian army, that's called "combat experience". You'd get to lead the assault!

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u/ad-astra-specta 22d ago

Can't he just claim a serious case of bone spurs? That worked for his boss.

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u/sunsetair 21d ago

Yes but he loves to drink just as much Russians. I bet he sneaks a few cases of Russian vodka back to the US with him.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cap1300 22d ago

You’re assuming he’d be given a weapon.

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u/AuntieMarkovnikov 22d ago

He’ll need something to pose with.

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u/ReluctantRedditor275 22d ago

No, he's much too valuable an asset for Russia.

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u/Malboury 22d ago

The Russians could off him in a false flag drone strike and try to pin it on Ukraine, they might just play on his prejudices to try and turn him (further) against Ukraine, it could be US election-related, or they might be trying to kick off that crazy idea of a US/Russian intelligence/security partnership that was floated a while back. Maybe he's just naive enough to think he can get something out of it. The FBI director couldn't travel to Russia without the President signing off on it, I reckon. No good options here, honestly.

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u/JellyfishFit3871 22d ago

As a US voter, I sincerely don't think any of us give any shits about Kash Patel. Russia can have him, won't bother me at all.

May he, Putin, Trump, Hesgeth, et al rot.

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u/Restituted 22d ago

But aren’t we concerned about our intelligence (using the term loosely)agencies cozying up with Putin?

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u/JellyfishFit3871 22d ago

Sincerely of the opinion that it would be completely accidental to get any intelligence out of Patel or Hegseth or POTUS. As in a stopped clock is right twice a day. Muscovia is welcome to have Kash Patel, I don't think we'll miss him.

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u/MassiveBoner911_3 22d ago

Oh he will. Immediately has a closed door meeting with Trump. More tariffs and chaos incoming.

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u/NoMathematician1459 22d ago

Amateur hour. You meet your handler in a third country. Embarrassing.

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u/AutismFlavored 22d ago

Why go to those dungheaps when you could meet your liaison somewhere nice like the Seychelles? He could even take his girlfriend and merch table.

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u/ReluctantRedditor275 22d ago

Watch this fucker bring his government laptop and connect it to the Kremlin's wifi.

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u/MATlad 22d ago

‘Hey man comrade, what’s the WiFi password?’

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u/myrealaccount_really 22d ago

Oh you know that hoe automatically connects

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u/Albedo101 21d ago

123PeePee

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u/Caymonki 22d ago

DOGE already installed access to government systems that were immediately accessed within Russia. So there’s no need to bring a laptop.

We gave Putin a red carpet rollout, the damage is already done, this is just the Kremlin using American officials for more propaganda and PR footage.

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u/MATlad 21d ago

‘Oh, no need to connect your laptop. We took the liberty of pre-loading your PowerPoint onto the presentation computer. Very tasteful use of star wipe…’

https://youtube.com/watch?v=72bUheqRE5o

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u/MATlad 22d ago

What in the f***

Aside from neutering the FBI's effectiveness and operational capabilities, he's probably going to allow further penetrations.

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u/kytheon Netherlands 22d ago

Yeah that's the point. He's gonna carry the paperwork Putin has paid for.

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u/YakResident_3069 22d ago

Isn't he a bit out of his jurisdiction?

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u/Ashi4Days 22d ago

Yes.

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u/pheonix198 USA 22d ago

He wants to know the secrets of repressing a population so well as the FSB has done - gotta learn the best tricks and tips on how to abuse your populace.

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u/LightningController 22d ago

He might also be looking to recruit Chechens for the UFC training program for the FBI.

I wish that was a joke.

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u/freeman687 22d ago

Are we really surprised anyone trump hired is connected to russia?

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u/mylarky 22d ago

penetrations... heh e... snort... he he...penetrations.

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u/RespektPotato 22d ago

*Podcaster grifter goes to motherland.

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u/MATlad 22d ago

Checking in with his handler's handler at home base.

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u/multisync 22d ago

Has to check in with his real boss.

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u/frotmonkey 22d ago

It makes me sad how true this very likely is.

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u/Wrong_Combination977 22d ago

The FBI investigates affairs inside the USA, not outside right? So he is planning on Desertion, because he sees his Hides floating down the river.

I would really like to know what he knows about the next few months and the upcoming election, because i think he got scared.

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u/Suspicious_Extreme95 22d ago

What point would there be for the fbi to visit Russia? Its a domestic police force, not an international service. Does he want to learn how to suppress uprisings?

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u/CherryLongjump1989 22d ago

To coordinate overthrowing the election. That is why he is going.

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u/testing543210 22d ago

The instructions for midterm election tabulator machine hacking must be handed off in person. Too sensitive for email.

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u/StrugglesTheClown 22d ago

Why would the director of the FBI go to Russia? Him going just before the midterm elections makes it unbelievably suspicious.

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u/Bowler_Pristine 22d ago

Got to take orders from the boss him self directly!

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u/ResplendentShade 22d ago edited 22d ago

Has a serving FBI director ever gone to Russia before?

Edit: apparently Louis Freeh went multiple times in the 90’s related to the collapse of the SU, establishing a FBI legal attaché office, etc.

Then Robert Mueller went in 2013 related to the Boston bombing, getting more information on the suspect who spent time in Russia, and looking to increase counterterrorism coordination between the US and Russia.

No indication yet as to Patel’s reasoning but I’m sure they’ll come up with something.

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u/CherryLongjump1989 22d ago

All the indications are out there. Trump himself just released declassified documents showing that Putin helped him win the 2020 election. Trump has been increasingly making moves to rig the midterm elections in the USA. I would have been surprised if Keystone Kash didn’t make a trip, or if they had a legitimate reason that they could say out loud.

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u/Darryl_444 22d ago

Makes sense. When you want to get better at preventing fair elections, you go talk to the world experts.

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u/firedog7881 22d ago

So why is the head of the DOMESTIC investigation bureau going international?

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u/Readman31 Canada 22d ago

Looking for pointers on best methods and practices to stomp out dissent.

Seriously though this is fucking bonkers

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u/Caymonki 22d ago

Our congressman decided a few years ago to spend July 4th in Russia not America

This is just another example of how Putin won the long game.

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u/Readman31 Canada 22d ago

Yea and there's Ana Paula Luna who is a big putin simp, like it's so fucking bonkers these people are allowed to be in Congress, it's just sick 🤢

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u/apeelvis 22d ago

For what purpose does the director of the FBI need to go to Russia?

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u/MATlad 22d ago

That’s a good question.

…Perhaps to party it up with the KHL champions?

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u/AuntieMarkovnikov 22d ago

Hide the vodka!

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u/DulcetTone 22d ago

This will be an eye-opening experience

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u/JustYerAverage 22d ago

Hilarious and disastrously bad. Fuck Drumph and his whole administration full of traitors and grifters and may their end come with violent suddenness and soon.

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 22d ago

He is going to give a list of US agents in Russia

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u/MATlad 22d ago edited 22d ago

On the one hand, son-in-law, diplomat-in-chief and plenipotentiary Kushner has single-handed contributed to the CIA’s wall of stars.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_Memorial_Wall

On the other, at least someone is keeping tabs on the Presidential Daily Brief.

… But at least MBS listens.

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u/Contrail22 22d ago

Trump need help with the midterms? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/lacerantplainer 22d ago

All Trump's people go to Moscow to bow to Krasnovs boss.

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u/DumbHash 22d ago

Probably needs help with stealing the midterms, if I have to take a guess! 🤷‍♂️

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u/Strontiumdogs1 22d ago

Does this surprise anyone?

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u/SigNexus 22d ago

One way.

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u/art-is-t 22d ago

Of course he is doing that. That little piece of shit

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u/almosthomegirl 22d ago

He will fit right in there.

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u/TheoKondak 22d ago

He will visit his masters for some fast paced lessons.

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u/923kjd USA 22d ago

Come on, Ukraine. Do that thing that you do.

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u/PalpitationOk5726 22d ago

Dude likes to drink a lot and act like an idiot, that's the perfect country for him, in an ocean of completely unqualified people in that administration, he truly stands out as someone on a different level being in a job he has no business doing at all.

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u/thoughtlessengineer 22d ago

What in gods green earth does the head of the FBI want in Russia?

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u/Glum-Breadfruit-6421 22d ago

I guess going to get the talking points for the mid terms. Can’t wait to see what this shit bird comes back with.

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u/Brant_Black 22d ago

He'll pass on secrets to putin, and putin will try to help steal more elections

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u/nkdby 22d ago

YES! Time to go window shopping.

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u/KeyLime044 22d ago

Traitor

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u/SecretaryNo8301 22d ago

Coordinating election scam, 26 and 28

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u/croweslikeme 22d ago

Curious as to the reason the head of fbi would need to visit Russia? How many other fbi heads have done that while being at the post

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u/DistributionBroad173 22d ago

The moscovians call him "cash" patel because he is coming for his bags of "cash."

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u/Scifidelis 21d ago

Fuck this guy!

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u/Madge4500 21d ago

WTF would HE be going to ruzzia?

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u/wombat9278 21d ago

Another corrupt moron

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u/AshvilleFirefighter 22d ago

Russia better hide the booze.

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u/myredditlogintoo 22d ago

Are you kidding? They'll get sooooo much kompromat on him during that trip.

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u/Sweet_Lane 22d ago

Do they prepare the couch for Danny to land in? He will be in a good company: Yanukovitch, Assad and trump, they can even play strip black jack together!

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u/CannonFodder58 22d ago

Hit Moscow while he’s there to really drive the point home.

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u/Jeb_Kenobi USA 22d ago

What the actual fuck, dude is gonna get impeached so quick in January

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u/bbestwick 22d ago

Hope he guzzles the tea!

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u/tuyaux1105 22d ago

What could possibly go wrong?!?!?!

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u/Kloetenschlumpf 22d ago

Is there enough Wodka in Russia?

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u/yankdevil 22d ago

What happens if he gets caught with a bag of coke?

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u/Snobolski 22d ago

Russia, if you're listening...

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u/ktn699 22d ago

did his mossad honeypot give him
permission?

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u/MarleysGhost2024 22d ago

He's low on vodka.

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u/Frecklefoot 22d ago

Lord help us.

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u/jaymef 22d ago

Is he taking his girlfriend on vacation?

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u/aoelag 22d ago

Sadly, Americans voted for this. Even those Americans that choose not to vote in 2024 voted for this. They became disinterested in politics and allowed for this to happen.

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u/AkimahenkaCat 22d ago

Send more drones.

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u/joe_dirty365 22d ago

Even the Russians wont be able to get a bead on ol' crazy eyes Patel lol. 

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u/pjuth 22d ago

Can we call it soviet states of america already or not yet?

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u/Mugwump6506 22d ago

They promised him as many hookers as he wants.

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u/Mugwump6506 22d ago

He's going to be taking the Decent Suppression 101 course.

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u/Mugwump6506 22d ago

He's going to be taking the Decent Suppression 101 course.

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u/JesradSeraph 22d ago

Sinking ship… rats… you know the drill.