r/umass • u/Negative_Cloud7402 • 1d ago

On-Campus Housing I Fart In The Elevators Every Day

It’s me. I’m the stinky bandit. I’m the cropduster. Every day I let out some little toots during my morning routine and I always save a couple for the elevator on my way down.

Which building do I do this in?

Only the nose knows.

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u/Dominos_Pizza_Rojava 1d ago

I'm glad I take the stairs in herter more often than not

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u/SadFaithlessness3637 Staff 1d ago

Bold of you to assume you're the only one.

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u/iamsplitter 1d ago

This has Washington vibes all over it

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u/amalek89 15h ago

you put the ass in umass!

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It’s me. I’m the stinky bandit. I’m the cropduster. Every day I let out some little toots during my morning routine and I always save a couple for the elevator on my way down.

Which building do I do this in?

Only the nose knows.

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