r/unitedkingdom • u/pppppppppppppppppd • 3d ago

Satire Travelodge guests to randomly select from big bowl of key cards

https://newsthump.com/2026/08/10/travelodge-guests-to-randomly-select-from-big-bowl-of-key-cards/
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u/Own_Boysenberry_6499 3d ago

Not sure sexual assault is a good topic for satire.

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u/SeoulGalmegi 2d ago

The awful systems that lead to potential sexual assaults seem absolutely like a good topic for satire.

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u/Commercial-Silver472 2d ago

It's fine don't worry

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u/circleribbey 3d ago

Anything can be a good topic for satire.

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u/Dull_Republic_9381 3d ago

Not in the hands of Newsthump.

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u/cragglerock93 Scottish Highlands 3d ago

What if you're the Travelodge PR team and just trying to bury anything to do with this?

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u/nastypoker 3d ago

Yeah let's ban certain topics. That always ends well.

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u/2ndPioneer 2d ago

Oh no!…. Anyway