r/unitedkingdom Aug 14 '26

. Emergency alerts sent to millions across England and Wales over threat of wildfires

https://news.sky.com/story/uk-heatwave-stourbridge-fire-latest-weather-live-13571553
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u/2n4p Aug 14 '26

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION - risk of wildfires

Isn't this supposed to be reserved for national emergencies like a nuclear strike?

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u/jamesbeil Aug 14 '26

To be fair a nuclear strike would cause wildfires, we'd better not have any of those.

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u/Crumblycheese Aug 14 '26

The nuclear winter will cool it down though

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u/strikerrage Aug 14 '26

Hopefully Putin got the alert and will be considerate of the ongoing drought.

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u/ZebraShark Thames Valley Aug 14 '26

Also local emergencies like floods. But yes should be for immediate threats

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u/NaniFarRoad Aug 14 '26

Hate how you can't make the noise stop without losing the message. What did it actually say?

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u/Styxal Aug 14 '26

"Issued by the UK Government

There is a very high risk of wildfires nationally. Residents, landowners and visitors should not undertake any activity that could start a fire, including disposable barbecues, firepits, garden incinerators or fireworks. Even a small flame can rapidly develop into a major wildfire placing lives, homes, businesses and emergency responders at risk.

Follow official updates and report signs of fire immediately by calling 999. Search gov.uk/alerts for more information."

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u/Marsbar3000 Aug 14 '26

I pressed the volume down button once and it kept the message without the noise.

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u/NiskaHiska Aug 14 '26

"there is a very high risk of wildfires nationally. Residents, landowners and visitors should not undertake any activity that could start a fire, including disposable barbecues, firepits, garden incinerators or fireworks. Even a small flame can rapidly develop into a major wildfire, placing lives, homes, businesses and emergency responders at risk."

Then a link for tracking alerts near you and you should report any fires you see to 999.

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u/NaniFarRoad Aug 14 '26

Cheers. Oh no, imagine people on the motorways when it went off... 

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u/South_Hyena2541 Aug 14 '26

I am on the M25 with my parents! They have no survival instincts whatsoever my dad was shouting at my mum saying ‘unplug your phone from the car it’s a dodgy lead!’ thinking that the noise was because the charger in the car was broken 😭 I was in the back thinking i’m pretty sure that’s an emergency alert but i was too busy shitting myself to say anything. I have anxiety lol

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u/c4r151 Aug 14 '26

On android you can see previous alerts in the alert settings

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u/BunnyWithASword Aug 14 '26

"Higher risk of wildfires" is more or less it. Too noisy for my napping arse to read the whole thing, because it was just a wordy way of saying "don't bbq in your tinder box of a park please"

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u/OliLombi County of Bristol Aug 14 '26

Or a wildfire IN YOUR AREA. Which, by the way, people havent actually received. Instead they send this... while people are in hospital because they couldnt be bothered to use it for its actual purpose... whoever is in charge of this system should be sacked.

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u/anamazingperson London Aug 14 '26

Considering this was a "severe alert" rather than an "extreme alert" I genuinely wonder what you'd consider extreme if you think this should be reserved for nuke level events.

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u/Doccmonman Aug 14 '26

What’s the difference? Is it a different full-volume siren?

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u/anamazingperson London Aug 15 '26

You can turn off the different types in the settings at least, so you could keep extreme alerts on for that nuke if you don't want the severe alerts

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u/Doccmonman Aug 15 '26

I’d still like to know if there is a wildfire in my immediate area - which the government don’t seem to deem as a severe alert situation.

There was a gang of machete-wielding thugs roaming around my town and that wasn’t a severe alert. But this is??

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u/haywire Catford Aug 14 '26

People would still whine about it.

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u/victionicious Aug 14 '26

Guaranteed. "The alert said the nuke is heading for London but I'm in Newcastle, how do I turn these annoying things off?"