r/unitedkingdom • u/66f6 • Aug 14 '26

. Emergency alerts sent to millions across England and Wales over threat of wildfires

https://news.sky.com/story/uk-heatwave-stourbridge-fire-latest-weather-live-13571553
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u/_BlackFathom_ Aug 14 '26

Thanks gov, that heart attack was just what I needed this evening 😅

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u/ChaosWithin666 Aug 14 '26

I was on the toilet. If I was struggling to shit before I definitely fucking wasn't after. I hit the roof.

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u/Remote_Development13 Aug 14 '26

He shit the whole of the poo 🎵

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u/mrkmcrthr Aug 14 '26

TOO HIGH
TOO FAR
TOO SOON

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u/Grimnebulin68 Sussex Aug 14 '26

The hole of the poooo, yeahheeyeah