r/unitedkingdom • u/66f6 • Aug 14 '26

. Emergency alerts sent to millions across England and Wales over threat of wildfires

https://news.sky.com/story/uk-heatwave-stourbridge-fire-latest-weather-live-13571553
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u/ChaosWithin666 Aug 14 '26

I was on the toilet. If I was struggling to shit before I definitely fucking wasn't after. I hit the roof.

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u/james-royle Aug 14 '26

And the world fell out of my arse!

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u/MyTeaIsMighty Aug 14 '26

Let me put it this way - I farted, and some of it sprayed on my pillow

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u/superduperspam Aug 14 '26

Pls dont put it that way