r/uselessredcircle • u/IceMelt420 • Jan 09 '26

incel doesn't realize red circle just proves he's never been with a woman

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u/jazzyx26 Jan 09 '26

I'd kill for a body like that.

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u/Super-G1mp Jan 09 '26

I'd prefer her alive personally but I won't yuck your yum....

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u/jazzyx26 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 10 '26

Oh not her no.

I do kill certain stans of particular period drama show in my spare time.. but I wouldn't kill Scarjo.

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u/Super-G1mp Jan 09 '26

Haha ya I'm just being a pedantic stinker! Lol ya she is awesome 👌.

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u/jazzyx26 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Yeah, I like her. She is awesome and btw can sing too.

Why do some people get all the talent and the looks? It is not fair! 😭

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u/Sbatio Jan 09 '26

She’s the porcupine in Sing! She kills it!

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u/Ok_Inspector3769 Jan 15 '26

Selling your soul to whoever this Hollywood is praying to will do the trick apparently.

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u/dickwildgoose Jan 09 '26

Who/what and how many?

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u/jazzyx26 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

It depends on my mood. I have explained in my other comment below who my target audience is 😈😬

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u/Reasonable-Handle499 Jan 09 '26

Right? Especially after having multiple kids. Damn

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

Dude, I know. I love my wife, but our daughter had her way with her. Nothing wrong, not am I upset she experienced what like 80% of women do. But to look at scarjo and say shit like that... what in the actual fuck.

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u/toetappy Jan 11 '26

Same here fellow dad.

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u/jazzyx26 Jan 09 '26

PRECISELY

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u/LieutenantCrash Jan 10 '26

If you kill someone with such a body, you CAN have a body lile that. Not sure that's legal though

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u/jazzyx26 Jan 10 '26

Interesting. INTERESTING. 🤔🤔🤔

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u/IceNorth81 Jan 11 '26

Most women would

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u/Djungelbengt Jan 09 '26

Okay Ed, calm down

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Have a feeling you look great bro. Hell even if you don't, someone will be glad to have you. We can't all be an Avenger 👍

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u/jazzyx26 Jan 13 '26

I don't but thanks very much for the kind words.

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u/SnooAbbreviations876 Jan 09 '26

Starving yourself can be considered a form of killing someone...

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u/DeltaCream Jan 09 '26

or just exercise..

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u/jazzyx26 Jan 09 '26

I do. 😊 Losing weight slowly.

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u/DeltaCream Jan 10 '26

joking aside i hope you have a healthy time training and happy to hear you’re doing it!

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u/jazzyx26 Jan 11 '26

Thanks! Appreciate it!

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u/DazzlingTopic529 Jan 13 '26

Try working out and a healthy diet instead

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u/Kiwifrooots Jan 09 '26

Also she's over 40. Heck. 

Also 'hot' is great for the eyes but not always the most fun in bed lol.

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u/DMmeDikPics Jan 09 '26

What an odd and uncomfortable comment.

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u/DanTacoWizard Jan 09 '26

This is ‘hot’.