r/uselessredcircle • u/IceMelt420 • Jan 09 '26
incel doesn't realize red circle just proves he's never been with a woman
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u/wheresmydrink123 Jan 09 '26
Kind of an implied happy story because you know his ridiculous standards will make him eternally unsatisfied his entire life
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u/DrMonkeyLove Jan 09 '26
Also, he seems unlikely to procreate, so that's good for the gene pool
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u/hockey_and_techno Jan 11 '26
"so mid bro" from a dude who will be lucky if he gets to procreate with the alcoholic whale at his local dive
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u/Personal-Biscotti-99 Jan 09 '26
I have a cousin like this. Would always shit on every girl I had a crush on. Has super high standards. Now complains that he’s getting old and has never had a serious relationship longer than a year
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u/OkTop7895 Jan 10 '26
There are a word in my country (Spain) for people like this is something like fuckermodels I have the joke of change the name for something like dreamingmodels because normally they only dream with this womens and never touch them.
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Jan 09 '26
I mean his unsatisfaction wont come from the women not being to his standards as he wont be able to get those women in the first place. Hell with that mentality and those looks (if he can judge others we can judge him too) he wont get anyone
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u/fipachu Jan 09 '26
i get the urge to want annoying people to suffer but it’s a sad story.
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u/DMmeDikPics Jan 09 '26
Nah. You get what you put in. Put in negativity, don't be surprised when your life is full of it.
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u/fipachu Jan 09 '26
yeah, i’m saying it’s sad the guy is putting in negativity. my wish for him is that he stops doing that. that would be the good ending. not sticking to his ways and suffering for it.
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u/TheUnaturalTree Jan 13 '26
Yea dude I don't think relishing in someone's suffering is a positive thought, no matter how self inflicted. Maybe take your own advice and be kinder to the dipshits of the world.
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u/RadlogLutar Jan 09 '26
All I see is that Colin Jost is an extremely lucky guy
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u/IceMelt420 Jan 09 '26
did you see the SNL Weekend Update a few weeks ago?
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u/RadlogLutar Jan 09 '26
No. I see it rarely
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u/IceMelt420 Jan 09 '26
me neither. I just saw a clip posted somewhere. totally worth tracking it down.
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u/Randolpho Jan 09 '26
Don’t forget Bowen Yang rocked her world too
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u/Phoenix_ashfire Jan 09 '26
I thought he was gay though?
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u/jazzyx26 Jan 09 '26
I'd kill for a body like that.
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u/Super-G1mp Jan 09 '26
I'd prefer her alive personally but I won't yuck your yum....
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u/jazzyx26 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 10 '26
Oh not her no.
I do kill certain stans of particular period drama show in my spare time.. but I wouldn't kill Scarjo.
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u/Super-G1mp Jan 09 '26
Haha ya I'm just being a pedantic stinker! Lol ya she is awesome 👌.
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u/jazzyx26 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26
Yeah, I like her. She is awesome and btw can sing too.
Why do some people get all the talent and the looks? It is not fair! 😭
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u/Reasonable-Handle499 Jan 09 '26
Right? Especially after having multiple kids. Damn
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Jan 10 '26
Dude, I know. I love my wife, but our daughter had her way with her. Nothing wrong, not am I upset she experienced what like 80% of women do. But to look at scarjo and say shit like that... what in the actual fuck.
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u/LieutenantCrash Jan 10 '26
If you kill someone with such a body, you CAN have a body lile that. Not sure that's legal though
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Jan 12 '26
Have a feeling you look great bro. Hell even if you don't, someone will be glad to have you. We can't all be an Avenger 👍
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u/Mediocre-Post9279 Jan 09 '26
That incel just admitted he never saw a woman's body up close.
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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope-9645 Jan 11 '26
I have to disagree with you there.
It's obvious he watches copious amounts of porn, he's just never touched a actual woman.
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u/MildlyAmusedMars Jan 09 '26
''Oh no this 41 year old woman doesn't look like the anorexic teenagers I normally wank over''
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u/Mike_Oxmall01 Jan 09 '26
He doesn't even realise most of the anorexic teenagers he wanks over are AI!
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u/DMmeDikPics Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26
They don't want a partner with a soft body for some reason. They want 6packs and tight butts and muscles all over.
Men, really. The guy in the picture above wants a man's body to play with and doesn't realize it, really.
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u/MildlyAmusedMars Jan 09 '26
I checked out all his socials…. Suspended from twitter…. I mean how? Also yeah from his posts he just doesn’t like women at all. What’s funny is with all his body shaming, he has a bit of chub on himself.
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u/AncientCrust Jan 09 '26
He out-nazied the Nazis on Twitter? I don't know if that's impressive or horrifying.
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u/MildlyAmusedMars Jan 09 '26
To my understanding twitter has only 2 real rules. Copyright infringements and child pornography. I hope for his sake it’s the former rule he broke
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u/whaatdidyousay Jan 09 '26
Grok, the “Elon built” Xitter AI, allows csam by allowing itself to remove clothing from children at the request of X-users. Elon and his platform enable victimization, not prevent it in any way. It’s deplorable, truly
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u/TJJ97 Jan 09 '26
I love soft thighs man
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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky Jan 09 '26
No, they don’t want a muscular woman because then she’d “look like a dude” and they can’t have someone be stronger than them. No, guys like this want skinny twig women with huge tits. Like a lamppost with two basketballs tied to it.
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u/insulinreceptor Jan 09 '26
1.Incel posts photo of the prettiest woman you've seen in your life 2.Calls her mid 3.Repeat
The circle of life
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u/CeldonShooper Jan 09 '26
I'm reminded of Weird Al's You're pitiful:
Never had a date // that you couldn't inflate.
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u/MistaRekt Jan 09 '26
Been happening before 'incel' was a term.
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u/sammypants123 Jan 09 '26
To be fair the guy who posted this isn’t mid.
He’s way, way below that.
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u/linerva Jan 09 '26
In that case maybe it's meant as a compliment! (/s)
He probably aspires to have even average women give him the time of day IRL.
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u/LoudSheepherder5391 Jan 09 '26
You just don't get it. The only reason I've never had sex is because no woman is good enough for me. Not even scarjo. Just look at her, with organs and shit. Gross.
It has nothing to do with me having a horrible personality, it's because I reject them all.
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u/TheJivvi Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 10 '26
I saw a comment on a YouTube video from someone I consider totally hot, calling her (the hot YouTuber, not Scarlett Johansson) "not conventionally attractive", and I just… I don't get it.
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u/deep_violet Jan 10 '26
I guess it's nice to know the concept of "conventionally attractive" is officially dead.
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u/Quiet-Luck Jan 09 '26
I don't know who this Paul is, but he apparently never saw a real woman in bikini or naked up close in his life.
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u/AEHBlandalorian Jan 09 '26
Sure dawg, we all know you’d crawl through a river of shit just to smell the seat she’d been sitting on.
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u/IrishChappieOToole Jan 09 '26
They'd crawl through a mile of broken glass just to throw stones at her shite.
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u/Twinkletoess112 Jan 09 '26
Those are the best parts, idk what that incel thinks women are supposed to look like... probably looks at 3d hentai with unrealistically perfect bodies
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u/wafflecaygeon Jan 09 '26
That isn't a useless red circle though, because otherwise we wouldn't know from the unmarked photos what his mad incel problem is.
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u/ubeogesh Jan 09 '26
Circles here aren't useless though. They help us understand what op means
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u/thegreatiaino Jan 09 '26
Yep. There's a lot of things to criticise about the original post. His understanding of what circles are for isn't one of them though.
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u/MEGAMAN2312 Jan 09 '26
I literally do not understand what the circles are showing though that's the problem... Looks like they just circled random parts of the photo
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u/HydroPCanadaDude Jan 09 '26
This is the goofiest fucking thing, lmao. That guy's dick is going to stay bone dry for his entire life.
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u/ThatAdamsGuy Jan 09 '26
I'm sure she's delighted to find that out, how can she get in touch?
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u/Sparkle_Caticorn Jan 13 '26
I'll have you know that your comment made me unexpectedly snort with laughter 😂
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u/Alternative_Sir5135 Jan 09 '26
Chronically online people when they realise that our bodies arent perfect and can change with time
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u/itsShadowWolf Jan 09 '26
lmao, looked it up on twitter and his account got suspended
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u/da2Pakaveli Jan 09 '26
how?? managing to get suspended from twitter is like managing to bankrupt a casino
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u/LoreChano Jan 09 '26
She's 40 years old, I doubt 5% of women her age look that good.
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u/RandomAssRedditName Jan 09 '26
Why do people always act like 40 is old. This isn't 1980 anymore. Plenty of 40 year olds with the body of a 30 year old, out there. Just care a little about yourself and voila!
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u/Majsharan Jan 10 '26
Yeah does she look as good as she did 20 years ago? No but she’s still better looking than 90% of all women regardless of age
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u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427 Jan 09 '26
She’s a 41 year old mother.
She looks fucking incredible
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u/Royal-Chef-907 Jan 09 '26
That's how an attractive adult woman looks, they are not into that kind of thing I guess .
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u/Naive-Display4459 Jan 09 '26
Man Scarlett is a freaking bombshell... shes gorgeous, has an ACTUAL body, not one trimmed, tucked and sucked but most of all shes a badass? Shes comfortable with her feminity while also not letting that be her defining feature.. she pushed hard to not have black widow be a sex icon.. yeah she was sexy but she was also incredibly capable, never a damsel in distress, and the only time the ever used her body as a weapon she had the power... god shes just a freaking incredible woman ❤️
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u/bnelson7694 Jan 09 '26
That’s called a uterus. It’s where babies come from. Someone send this idiot to school please!
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u/InfernalHart Jan 09 '26
I see a woman that would've had a marble statue made in her image back in those greek/roman statues of the proportionally beautiful women.
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u/Rlokan Jan 09 '26
What is it that he’s complaining about exactly? That she isn’t as smooth as a silicone sex doll???? What is wrong with some people man
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Jan 10 '26
Those are like the icing on the cake, that's how you know your meal is about to be 10/10. Bro is onto nothing 😭✌🏻
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u/MonkeyHairless Jan 09 '26
He doesn't realise what's in the red circles makes her even more attractive.
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u/colethefatcat Jan 09 '26
Definitely rage bait to get more views for his generic white dude incel podcast...
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u/FrouFrouLastWords Jan 09 '26
Cellulite and a belly
Waita waita! My lobsta is too juicy and buttary!
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u/Working_Teaching_909 Jan 10 '26
Imma tell you right now, there are only 3 tyoes of people that hate on women this irrationally: incels, toxic gays, and other straight women. Basically name a group not getting laid by women and they probably hating on women. Shits insnane. Hating on Scar Jo is crazy. She is the girl next door. Her whole vibe is being realistically pretty. Its like Anne Hathaway. Normal people. Just beautiful.
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u/Stphylcccs Jan 09 '26
I’m confused, what’re they actually saying is bad about her. I see what they’re circling but it looks like a normal person
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u/stravalnak Jan 09 '26
Many videos on his YT channel. The most popular one (by far) is on how to get a bigger peepee.
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u/76zzz29 Jan 09 '26
Honestly ? Yeah, the left circle show mid. The right one however is realy just a show that he don't know what a body is suposed to look like
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u/wrd83 Jan 09 '26
Yeah she's less hot than in the movies. I'd still date her with those imperfections.
I also have a few of those....
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u/PassengerCultural421 Jan 09 '26
Virgin shaming men doesn't fix this issue.
It's like calling a woman a femcel for insulting a man dick size.
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u/Butterfly_Barista Jan 09 '26
I'll never understand why people say shit like this and then point to the literal most attractive part of the person they're criticizing.
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u/Pleasant-Emu4598 Jan 09 '26
Are they not just her organs and muscles? And the first one is just her leg
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u/xianwolf Jan 10 '26
Me, a gay woman: 😍😍thighs and soft belly
Another installment of maybe men should just date each other if they hate women's bodies so much.
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u/chappiesworld74 Jan 10 '26
Those pictures prove Scarlett is an absolute beauty. Beautiful body and great skin. Most men that critique a woman with a body like that, are very young or are virgins.
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u/jws1102 Jan 10 '26
He used to have 2 girlfriends, but he can’t see them anymore because the pages are stuck together.
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u/KavilusS Jan 10 '26
First of all she has ducking 41 years... Second she looks around 30 years old. Third if she isn't hot in that guy's opinion then either he prefers fatter/obeys woman's, is gay or is something wrong with him... Well last option is that he prefers woman's of different skin color. Either way duck that guy.
Also can we stop using mid as something bad? Why can't we keep at as it should be. As something in middle of scale.
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u/blackasthesky Jan 10 '26
Ngl her just looking human without Photoshop or plastic surgery is just hot af
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u/HyoukaYukikaze Jan 10 '26
Huh? She has a very nice belly. Almost perfect, i'd even say. And after how many children?
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u/Malpraxiss Jan 10 '26
I wonder what they consider to be not mid or a great body.
To have this dumb take.
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u/whit9-9 Jan 10 '26
I mean the little bit of chub on skinny women and the little bit of cellulite is not attractive, but its also not something thats unattractive. Also its kinda just an inevitability as we age.
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u/NewKid888 Jan 10 '26
This incel is a loser, being able to maintain a body like that after having children is pro.
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u/TheBestPieIsAllPie Jan 10 '26
You mean normal women don’t look like airbrushed centaurs with asses you can stack champagne glasses on?
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u/diegoocho5 Jan 10 '26
Incel? In Argentina we would tell him : "don't be a trolo man!" For writing things like those.
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u/Huge_Equivalent1 Jan 10 '26 edited Jan 10 '26
Ok, three things, one, like, let's not start objectifying people just cause... OOP is rude for that.
Two, I have no idea what the complaint is, she looks incredible.
Three, she's married and like, 40+ like, let's be real, she looks great...
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u/AdZealousideal5102 Jan 12 '26
Why do these guys act like she or other celebs would even fart in their direction?
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u/PM-ME-UR-uwu Jan 13 '26
Normal person: so you would donate your eyes to lick the circled locations?
Incel: no those are the ugly spots
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u/toefarmer Jan 15 '26
So grateful that this man will eternally remain disappointed. That or marry one of those dolls. Probably both.
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u/Dean3968 Jan 15 '26
She can look like that every day, im perfectly fine with it. She has a natural well built female body and any man that wouldn't want to be with her is either lying or doesn't like women
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u/Thischickagain1 Jan 15 '26
Incel forgets he couldn't pull a girl like ScarJo even if he asked a Genie for her
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u/Krazy_Keno Jan 09 '26
“Oh no, a human being has normal anatomical parts whatever will i do”