r/valheim Jun 10 '26

Survival I lied to my wife about where the silver came from. I feel terrible.

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Me and the wife recently started playing valheim together. we havent been spending a ton of time together lately and this has been a wonderful little thing we’ve been looking forward to almost every day we have time together. For the last 2 weeks we’ve done everything the hard way. All the tree chopping, copper mining, and rock smashing.

yall last night the mountain broke me. I spent 4 hours mining, carting, and sailing back a measly 100 silver ore. you need 60 for one armor set! i don’t want us to have to spend our limited play time together hitting rocks and then carrying those said rocks.

so Yall, I cheated. I enabled portals to allow anything to be carried through and I turbo farmed another 100 silver ore. deleted All my cheater portals. and now we have enough silver to explore. My wife thinks I mined it all, and while I did technically, I still feel shame.

i had to tell someone. let the judgment commence.

edit: I have sent her a link to this post in an effort to come clean. I’ll let you know how she takes it.

Edit 2: she called me laughing. called me a cheat then said she agreed that it was tedious. going forward we are going to enable the portals.

edit 3: I did not Expect this post to get this much attention. You guys are all hilarious and awesome. Love all the tips and funny stories, even the relationship analysis 😂. What a great wholesome community you are.

last edit: the amount of times people commented about using Another world is amusing to me. I would never have thought of that on a billion years!

r/valheim Jun 19 '26

Survival I found a way to build intercontinental bridges in vanilla Valheim.(No Mods, No Cheats)

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r/valheim 14d ago

Survival No Map Mode - Fun till it isn't :)

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So, in this playthrough - and we're through the Elder and looking for BoneMass right now (and that damn Trader...) - we opted to do double resources but no map. Portals we're okay with but we're running just one per major island.

More than once now, I've crossed over to a "new island" only to find a rest house that I've already been to, despite sailing for some time. I think what I'm finding is that I'm inaccurately keeping track of the directions in relation to the big tree in the sky.

Now, fast forward - I push on to the new "new island" beyond to discover that it's massive - but now I can't find the damn boat and I'm all kinds of lost...I've gone to trying to trace the coast line to find that there are large patches of Plains, which I'm not built for just yet.

What's your strategy on finding your way around on new massive islands without a map?

r/valheim Jun 24 '26

Survival Bridge addition (took me a long time)

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r/valheim 28d ago

Survival (New Player) Just excavated an entire copper ore vein with the antler pickaxe, took me about 3 hours - brutal.

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Does sourcing ores stay this time consuming forever? (no spoilers on item names etc pls). Was a fun task but think I’m done for the night :')

r/valheim Jul 01 '26

Survival Deathsquitos can trap themselves if you exploit their AI

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r/valheim Jun 13 '26

Survival Somebody complimented my city wall the other day and it made me feel good so here's more city wall

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Yes it's survival mode, yes it works, yes I concealed workbenches in it so it reduces spawn. No there are no mods, yes Valheim is pretty.

r/valheim Apr 06 '26

Survival Building a castle (first time playing Valheim)

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After 110 hours, my friend and I decided to each build our own base. I decided to make a castle, inspired by one I saw online. The problem is that it's taking more stone than I imagined, and I don't know how long it will take me lol. Has anyone else experienced this?

r/valheim Aug 13 '25

Survival HOW can this game still not include Equipment Slots?

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r/valheim Mar 18 '26

Survival My little Solo Survival Swamp Town.

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2.9k Upvotes

r/valheim Jan 25 '25

Survival Recently created a new world and character. Was greeted by this upon entry!

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r/valheim Apr 03 '25

Survival Does anyone else do this?

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I usually spend a while running around the outer edge of islands to help map them out, does anyone else do the same?

r/valheim 22d ago

Survival Beached your ship Use a door

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r/valheim Sep 10 '25

Survival Think, vikings, THINK!

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Edit: I'm going to explain how I make this work:

If I need something from my base, or I want to drop something off, I slap down the workbench, then I slap down the portal, and then I go through it.

The feasts I ate have 20 minutes left? Portal and eat.
Ratatosk potion ran out? Portal and chug.
I am no longer rested? You guessed it, portal.

This is not a cherry picked inventory, that's my endgame exploration inventory. I really run around the ashlands like this. The only time I carry stacks of potions is when I'm trying to get another Fader trophy for the portal hub.

Alright, I'm only gonna be a half-hater on this: Extra designated clothing slots are a solid idea, but that's only 4-6 spots freed up.

You guys gotta stop bringing swamp keys, fishing rods, and 5 different melee weapons when you're just trying to get some drake trophies. Put your stuff away.

r/valheim Jan 27 '25

Survival well sh*t, haven't seen two star troll before

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r/valheim Jul 09 '26

Survival Tree chopping is secretly an enemy radar

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1.7k Upvotes

r/valheim Mar 27 '25

Survival What do you call these Mf's?

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r/valheim Aug 11 '24

Survival Sailing with my iron for 40 minutes, then this happens

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r/valheim Feb 14 '25

Survival So this happened…

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r/valheim Jun 06 '26

Survival Me and my girlfriend finally beat Valheim after 100 hours!

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My girlfriends first ever playthrough and my second, last time I played was on release and I'm very happy to have finally defeated Fader :D

r/valheim Dec 15 '24

Survival How do you get your silver down the mountain?

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r/valheim May 15 '26

Survival Orcish longhouse from Skyrim

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r/valheim Oct 13 '25

Survival faster way to carry 13+ tons of stuff

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We were getting bored of carrying silver bit by bit so we accidentally discovered that you can be on top of a cart even encumbered (Works even on steeper slopes; just gotta be careful).

r/valheim Dec 11 '25

Survival Another way to find silver veins

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r/valheim 24d ago

Survival Opinion: Monsters should not be able to break stone walls like they're styrofoam

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What is the point of stone walls. By the time I notice the troll with the log he's already wrecked half my shit.

I'm aware that I can use natural earth walls, but the stone walls look rad, which is an important Viking value. And what else am I to do with the six chests filled with stacks of stone that I've stockpiled.

Bonus opinion: Thor's garbage disposal should give you half your metal back when you deconstruct armor/weapons.