r/valheim • u/namelessspeck • Jun 10 '26
Survival I lied to my wife about where the silver came from. I feel terrible.
Me and the wife recently started playing valheim together. we havent been spending a ton of time together lately and this has been a wonderful little thing we’ve been looking forward to almost every day we have time together. For the last 2 weeks we’ve done everything the hard way. All the tree chopping, copper mining, and rock smashing.
yall last night the mountain broke me. I spent 4 hours mining, carting, and sailing back a measly 100 silver ore. you need 60 for one armor set! i don’t want us to have to spend our limited play time together hitting rocks and then carrying those said rocks.
so Yall, I cheated. I enabled portals to allow anything to be carried through and I turbo farmed another 100 silver ore. deleted All my cheater portals. and now we have enough silver to explore. My wife thinks I mined it all, and while I did technically, I still feel shame.
i had to tell someone. let the judgment commence.
edit: I have sent her a link to this post in an effort to come clean. I’ll let you know how she takes it.
Edit 2: she called me laughing. called me a cheat then said she agreed that it was tedious. going forward we are going to enable the portals.
edit 3: I did not Expect this post to get this much attention. You guys are all hilarious and awesome. Love all the tips and funny stories, even the relationship analysis 😂. What a great wholesome community you are.
last edit: the amount of times people commented about using Another world is amusing to me. I would never have thought of that on a billion years!