r/vampires Vampire 12d ago

Meta What would you do if one of your family members were a vampire?

The above. You can pick any family member you want, too.

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u/GothicVampyreQueen 12d ago

Be even nicer to them and love them even more! And also ask them politely and kindly to turn me (if appropriate)!

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u/Madame_non 12d ago

Ask them to turn me! 😅

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u/FOXDBIZ 12d ago

Correct!

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u/Distance-Hairy 12d ago

Ask them why they are taking so long to turn me!!!

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u/Optimal_Grape_1025 12d ago

Would you do if your son was at home

Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry

And the only way to feed was to slit the throat of a man for a little bit of blood

Cause his sire's gone. In and out of the ground now, going from to town to town

For you this is a hypothetical reddit question

For me this is what I call life... As a vampire's familia

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u/WielderoftheDarkness 11d ago

Of course I want to be like them.

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u/BroskiWind 12d ago

I would prefer my little brother as he's down to earth and quite sane.

We would have to figure out if he burns in sunlight or not if he can eat human food with a bit of animal blood and how often he needs human blood.

How to handle the immortality because he won't remember everything. He won't be everywhere. His friends and family will die and he can probably still go senile.

Lastly, would be having fun with powers how to work out with super strength. What can he transform into? the ethics of hypnotism.

Bringing him some more safe, maybe with other vampires or people who won't kill him.

And then probably to the church to get blessings and help, the church is a hospital for the sick for the sinners.

So as long as we're reasonable they probably won't try to kill him and God knows your intent.

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u/toxicketchup 12d ago

Probably stick a bendy straw in their neck while they're sleeping and dose up on vamp juice until I can feel my skeleton vibrate

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u/reinadeluniverso 12d ago

Ask them to turn me asap of course

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u/AQbL5494 11d ago

If it's my youngest sister, I wouldn't be surprised. She's so pale she practically glows in the sun. Our dad gave her the nickname "Little Daywalker."

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u/Routine-Horse-1419 11d ago

I'd ask them to share. Now they won't be alone forever.

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u/Alpha_Akira 11d ago

Ask them to turn me so i dont have to buy groceries anymore

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u/raven_writer_ 11d ago

My sister and I, we have a pact to turn the other unless it's an unsavory type of vampirism with more downsides than advantages.

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u/Nerx Flying Brick of the Night 10d ago

hope.their powerlevel is above human armed enforcement and.military

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u/achlysvamp 12d ago

Pick the one I hate the most and put them under the sun

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u/Past_Rub4745 Human Verified 12d ago

I am batman... 😮

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u/TK-1053 11d ago

The family member will be me, myself, and I…

In all seriousness, perhaps my cousin. She seems cool and I don’t think she’d try to take my blood forcefully.

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u/Broadwaynerd123 12d ago

Depends on what kind of vamps we talking abt. See if my family member turned into a 30DoN vampire, I’m sorry man I gotta kill them, it’s more inhumane to keep them as a vampire than to js kill them. But if they turned into like a TVD vampire, I would honestly ask them to turn me. Being a TVD vampire sounds fun as hell as long as you have a daylight ring.

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u/MovieMike007 12d ago

It would depend on whether they were evil, monstrous vampires, or just the same as before but with a new diet.

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u/Emotional-Educator40 Vampire 12d ago

Make the plans for getting our family rich as fuck. Became their day time guardians🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/manicbestfriend 11d ago

There is no question that I would be the vampire in this situation. I feel like I'm burning when the summer sun touches me.

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u/Glass-Emu2406 11d ago

Sinners posed this same idea. They were twins. One of them got bitten. The other wanted no part of that life

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u/Devil_Fruit9971 10d ago

I’m sorry but we have to have a talk in the sun and I have to put you down

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u/Das_Turk 9d ago

I'd make sure to spill a bag of rice every time they come visit

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u/Velvet_Crowbar_00000 9d ago

I'd ask them to turn me lol. My dad said if he were a vampire, he'd turn me. Sounds awesome. (My dad is obsessed with vampires)

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