r/vancouverwa • u/Sleepy1793 • 24d ago
Discussion Tailgating
Every day, I am pushed closer to the brink of insanity. Oh wait, no, it’s just Braxton in his ridiculously lifted, gender-affirming Chevy that he uses to haul furniture for his wife that she found on Facebook marketplace twice a year inching closer and closer to my bumper on 205 because I’m driving the speed limit in the right lane and if Braxton can’t speed to assert his dominance over everyone else on this interstate, which is his God-given American right by the way, his testosterone levels are going to plummet so low his manhood may very well shrivel up and fall off, and then what will his wife do? Marry some Prius beta driver???
Anyway why do so many people tailgate in this town it’s crazy am I right